Chapter 429: Chinese New Year's Eve (Finale)
On the eve of the Spring Festival and the Chinese New Year's Eve, when all the people of China were reunited, Mei Dong and his brigade arrived in Beijing to start their long holiday journey from the city.
In fact, on this day, the main activity is to gather with the whole family, watch the show on TV, and have nothing to do with travel. It is precisely because of this that when everyone stays at the Beijing Hotel on Chang'an Avenue, this is what they actually do.
Because the whole clan has too many reasons to celebrate, and this is not at all a day or two can easily end, not to mention that Chinese New Year's Eve does have an undoubted special meaning, which is more suitable for everyone's current mental appeal. Therefore, everything is logical, even if you can't fully understand the language of the Spring Festival Gala program, everyone has fully integrated themselves into the festive atmosphere.
As for the troubles of the crowds when traveling tomorrow, looking at it now, it is obviously a part of happiness. At Mei Dong's suggestion, everyone unanimously decided to go to the Temple of Heaven tomorrow to watch the temple fair and enjoy the lion dance.
In the presidential suite, in the spacious living room, the so-called Chinese New Year's Eve dinner has long been eaten, and everyone is watching the TV to eat small dishes, chatting and drinking wine. It was on this night that Midong got drunk rarely, and she poured a sip of white wine into her stomach, how could she, who was used to drinking Asahi beer and ordinary sake, easily bear it? But fortunately, tonight there were people who got drunk with her, some people who made trouble with her, and even people who ran to the toilet with her to vomit.
"You know, Mom."
She said to Shizuko, "I've been dreaming of such a day all my life. Sitting with the whole family, of course, not as Mozi, just eating, drinking, chatting, and having fun. Mother's love, father's love, grandchildren's love, and filial piety, in the eyes of orphans, even the most ordinary families will be envious to death. β
"Mido ......"
Shizuko wasn't the one who drank the most, although she only took a few sips: "Over the years, I've really suffered you." β
"Now, Sister Futaba......"
Meidong suddenly turned her head and said in a loud voice: "Hundreds, we have to find those children who were born because of the two of us!" β
"A must!"
Futaba is fighting with Gao Hui: "I'm chatting with my family, so let her brother be in charge of this work." Isn't that Sato hero opening a detective agency, find someone, count him as an order! β
"Haha, then this kid's dream of becoming a 'Detective Sato Hero' before the age of forty will really come true!"
"Hehe, as long as it's not 'Detective Mori Kogoro', it's fine."
"Yes, yes, then I'm going to walk around his house......"
Although most people can't fully understand the language of the show, when the countdown to the New Year's bell begins, it seems to have been arranged, and everyone is waiting for this moment with bated breath.
Of course, it would be perfect if the ad on the clock on the screen could be removed.
Cheering with the audience, when the clock finally struck zero, every drunk was infected by the atmosphere and applauded along with the people on the television. The reason why I came here to travel at this time,It's just that Uncle Longteng is a little regretful,The TV they're watching is not made in Japan,Damn Sony,Failed to win this orderγ
"That's right, Sony Dafa is damned, it's too good to cheat money!"
Midong blushed drunkly and said, "So buy it!" And then all the money it gets is ours! β
"Yes, yes, buy Sony!"
Mozi was infected by the twins' brain waves, and also blushed drunk and shouted: "My money was taken away by it like this!" I just wanted to buy the cheapest headphones, then the Walkman, then the better headphones, and then the better Walkman, which I couldn't fit in the cabinet at all! β
"I can't put it down!"
Midong shouted: "I testify! There are a lot of Walkmans, a lot of headphones, and even headphones and other messy things in Mozi's TV cabinet. Sony Dafa kills people, buy it, buy it! β
Since the head of the family has decided so, how can the whole family agree inconsistently, especially Uncle Longjing, who is actually the one who has been scolded by Sony, and now he has really found an organization. It's just a little strange, he shouted Gui Shou, why did he shout Midon for a while, Mozi for a while, and Nanako for a while?
"Nanako, Nanazi, or Lailaizi, the same pronunciation, many ways to write it."
After sobering up a little, Midong bit Mozi's ear and said, "Why don't we have three children in one go, and then take three different pronunciations for the same name?" β
"Hmm...... Do you really want to cheat your daughter like this now? Three people with the same name? β
Mozi was half drunk and half awake, staring in a daze: "And since it is our child, it must be triplets, do you want to be like this......"
"Yes, since we are twins, the three children born must also be triplets...... Since they will definitely inherit everything from us 100%, let's continue to give birth...... It should be doable, right? β
Mozi's eyes widened slightly: "So it's ......"
Mi Dong smiled evilly: "The army of millions of Nanako, grandfather Izumishita knows, and he should be relieved, right?" β
Mozi was really drunk, frowning carefully and pondering for a long time, it was actually a nodding result.
"It makes sense that artificial insemination, with all kinds of maintenance and fitness and beauty with the latest technology, anyone can give birth to seven or eight children in ten years......"
She snapped her fingers: "So for a ten-year period, Meidong and I have a total of eighteen children, and after eighteen years, they will grow up and mature, and then for ten years, eighteen eighteen is ...... How much? β
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324, and then in those eighteen years, biotechnology advanced, life expectancy and the number of menstrual holidays continued, and we could also regenerate...... Even if it's thirty-two, then ...... No, I'm a liberal arts student, and I'm not good at math......"
"I'm too lazy to forget it."
The scene was very lively, and no one except one person would hear the conversation between the two sisters. But such an audience, even one is enough, Sato Gaohui half-squinted against the TV wall, holding the completely asleep family Futaba in his arms, and couldn't help the urge to complain.
Miyamoto Moko, what a beautiful lady she was, but look at it now, it's only been two years......
Temperance, there is nothing left.