Chapter 15: Once You Have Accepted These Strange Settings......
I have to say that the effect of this spray called "Fulion" is indeed outstanding.
Although there is a suspicion of advertising, presumably there will not be another drug of the same type suddenly popping up here, shouting "How much money did Fu Lai pay for my XXX out of double", right?
What's more, it's good to say, don't look at the advertisement to see the curative effect, at least now, Hao Qi saw the immediate effect of insecticide from Xia Miaomiao's body.
It was only twenty minutes after the drug was sprayed on the cat, Hao Qi had already seen black particles the size of sesame seeds falling out of Xia Miaomiao's fur, and after fixing his eyes to confirm that it was a dying flea, Hao Qi hurriedly rushed up, pinched it up and strangled it on the spot before the cat's girlfriend reacted, and then threw it into the trash can to destroy the body.
"What are you doing...... I want to see what the fleas look like! ”
After understanding what her boyfriend was doing, the cat still had a dissatisfied expression.
"Less, wait a minute, if you see it, maybe some strange instinct will pop up......"
"Don't be stupid, am I going to eat the fleas in one bite?"
“……”
Under Hao Qi's silence and the most straightforward skeptical gaze, Xia Miaomiao glared back at him a little unhappily.
"Why don't you trust people so much!"
"No way, who knows what messy and weird instincts are still hidden in your little cat's body?"
“…… Yes, it's better to be careful. ”
Xia Miaomiao blinked, suddenly remembered something, and then closed her mouth knowingly.
"You see, even you don't believe in yourself."
"Just ignore you!"
The cat didn't want to talk to Hao Qi and threw a flea at him.
In the next hour or two, Hao Qi found a few fleas on Xia Miaomiao's body one after another - he even admired these little things, because the cat's girlfriend only had contact with stray cats outside, and there were so many of them smuggled over.
"Maybe...... Those fleas actually treat the bodies of stray cats as a continent on which they have thrived for generations. ”
Xia Miaomiao's brain suddenly opened.
"There is a legend on this 'Stray Cat Continent' that only the most profound flea can shatter the void and ascend to the immortal land after surviving the Ninety-Nine Tribulations, experiencing the Heavenly Thunder Refining Body, and being tortured by the demons!"
As he spoke, the cat shook its body triumphantly.
"So, these fleas that ran to me are actually land true immortals who have achieved cultivation!"
"I can't even catch two fingers, what kind of real immortal!"
strangled another "flea true fairy" found from the cat, Hao Qi suddenly felt that once he accepted this setting, his forced style really skyrocketed.
So, he stretched out his finger again and hooked the cat's chin condescendingly.
"Even the nether ants dare to ascend to the fairy realm? I'm going to use this bottle of Blessing in my hand to tell them that this piece of fairy land ...... It's been contracted by the deity! ”
"Poof...... Poofhahaha ”
Originally, Xia Miaomiao was looking forward to the follow-up plot at the beginning, but she was immediately amused by these lines full of domineering presidents and two winds.
"A character like yours can only live to the end of this world map at most in the book!"
"If I leave a little bit of life for these fleas like the villains in the book, then I would be really stupid."
Not to mention the fleas on Xia Miaomiao's body, even the one who escaped before, under the map cannon coverage attack of Hao Qi's weapon of mass destruction, it must only be a matter of time before he dies, and Hao Qi is never worried about what adventures this guy who is suspected of being the protagonist of fleas will have on the sofa at his home.
"What if someone's flea classmates cross over or are reborn?"
“…… As long as it's a flea, I'm not afraid of it going to the sky! ”
Anyway, there are insecticides in hand, just a few fleas, no matter how many there are, just let the horses come!
With the immediate effect guarantee, Hao Qi finally didn't have to worry about the possibility of fleas spreading at home, so next, another major issue that he and Xia Miaomiao wanted to discuss was...... It's about what to do in two days.
"Anyway, no matter what you say, this time you will definitely have to wash the bath, and you can only carry the pot yourself."
"Alright, alright...... It's not that people don't know about this kind of thing. ”
Although she was still reluctant, considering that there was indeed an absolute necessity in taking a bath this time, Xia Miaomiao could only swallow her anger and choose to compromise.
"So, now there are two references for you to choose from, one is that I will help you wash it at home, and the other is that I will take you to the 'pet' store and let the shopkeeper's sister help you wash it."
In fact, if Hao Qi wants to help his cat girlfriend take a bath, he is really a little bottomless in his heart.
After all, I've never done it before, although men helping their girlfriends take a bath will be self-taught in most cases, but ...... After all, the situation on my side is different, because other people's girlfriends probably won't be afraid of water, and they won't teach their boyfriends to be human with their teeth and claws.
"Hmm...... Let me think about it......"
Xia Miaomiao also seems to be struggling with whether to give herself to another girl who sounds reliable but she doesn't want to be close, or her close but unreliable boyfriend Hao Qi, which sounds like an unsolvable choice, but the cat soon has her own decision.
"That's it, Hao Qi, you take someone to the store to wash it first."
"Oh? You're willing to let someone else take a bath for you, and you didn't want to ...... last time I wanted to wash you."
"Oh, don't be so stingy!"
The cat grinned and flicked its tail.
"This time the situation is special, and people also want to wash it clean, so it's best to let girls help, after all, girls are always very careful in this regard."
Speaking of which, I don't know if it was to comfort Hao Qi or out of other ideas, Xia Miaomiao added.
"However, when you take a bath, Hao Qi, you have to study hard next to you, and the next time you help others take a bath, I will definitely hand it over to you!"
"Of course! Leave it to me! ”
It should be a chore, but because of the peculiar meaning and sacred sense of mission, Hao Qi is inexplicably full of motivation and expectation.
Imagine the scene of rubbing the lotion off your hands under the mist of water, and then applying it all the way down your girlfriend's smooth skin......
Well, although "skin" is probably replaced by "fur" now, and even the whole scene seems to suddenly become strange, but as long as you try to make up for it, you should always find the feeling you want, right?
"Or else...... Miao Miao, how about we shave our hair by the way? Nineteen-year-old *****, even if he becomes a cat, feels quite emotional......"
"Fuck you, pervert!"