Chapter 1: Return to the Present Life (4000 words for the first update)
"This is the official boundary gate, of course, for your sake, the spirit child converter has been installed."
"Oh~~ It's spectacular!"
Looking at the tall piercing gate in front of him, Inoue Orihime let out an exclamation.
"Ichigo."
"Mr. Ukitake?"
Seeing Ukitake Shiro waving at him not far away, Kurosaki Ichigo was slightly puzzled, but walked over anyway.
"Here's for you."
"Huh? What is this? ”
Ichigo Kurosaki asked, taking the small sign with a black skull portrait that Ukitake Shiro had handed him.
"Acting Grim Reaper's Combat License. In the case of the Acting Reaper that appears, it is considered advantageous that there is a rule in the Corpse Soul Realm to give this thing to the other party, and if you use this, you can become a Grim Reaper at any time. Although don't think that makes up for what you've done for us..."
"It's nothing, I'm just doing it on my own. I'll take it, thank you, Mr. Ukitake. ”
Seeing Kurosaki Ichigo receiving the agency card in his arms, a smile appeared on Ukitake's face, but this smile disappeared as he turned his head. With a black face, he looked at Wu Biao, who was tied to death with ropes and chattered endlessly!
"Let go of me, I don't want to go back to this world, let me play for another month!"
"Ichigo, help me take a month's vacation with my boss, I promise to go back within a month......"
“……”
The corners of Kurosaki Ichigo's mouth twitched slightly, and he also learned about the new regulations of the Quiet Spirit Court from Koiji's mouth, which is good to say that it is to prohibit Wu Biao, a human without spiritual power, from entering the corpse soul realm, to put it mildly, there is a feeling that Wu Biao and dogs are forbidden to enter......
"As for you......"
Ukitake Shishiro couldn't help sighing, because of Wu Biao's special existence, there was a discussion between their captains yesterday, but they didn't know how to restrict it, after all, Wu Biao was not like the rest of the humans.
This human has captain-level combat power, but he is not a god of death, and it is impossible to give him a death acting order, but this kind of combat power can be of great help in the battle with Aizen.
Therefore, the Silent Soul Court also wants to win him over, but this person's character wants him to abide by the rules of the Quiet Soul Court...... You can't do it no matter how you think about it!
Ukitake Shishiro took out a command magic machine from his arms and handed it to Wu Biao: "This is a command magic machine, use it to receive instructions from the Jing Ling Court, I don't know if you want to ...... it."
"Don't!" Wu Biao shook his head directly, and looked at Ukitake Shishilang with disdain: "When Brother Biao is stupid, who wants to give you a day job, I'm not some bullshit death, why should I accept your orders!" ”
"......" The corners of Ukitake Shishiro's mouth twitched, and he said in his heart I really didn't think you were smart.
However, Wu Biao did not accept this, and they also considered it, and Ukitake Shishiro looked straight, stared at Wu Biao and said slowly.
"You can not accept the command of the divine machine, after all, you are a complete human being, but ...... We must be promised not to use our power lightly in this world. Your current strength can already be called terrifying, and once you use all your strength, it will inevitably affect the balance between the present world and the corpse soul realm. ”
"It's crooked, it's annoying!" Wu Biao rolled his eyes and said angrily: "Whether I use my own strength or not, what does it matter to you!" ”
"But we in the Silent Soul Court have had the responsibility of monitoring the present world since ancient times, and once you cause major damage, we also have the right to stop it!" Ukitake Shishiro said with a solemn expression, this can already be called a threat in disguise.
is basically telling Wu Biao that as long as you wantonly destroy in this world, then we have the right to attack you!
"Oh......" Wu Biao made a long sound, directly tore off the rope on his body and stood up, looking at the Ukitake Shishilang in front of him, the corners of his mouth hooked up a sneer: "That's it...... You can come! ”
Ukitake Shishiro's face immediately sank, and the atmosphere of the scene became heavy.
Kurosaki Ichigo and others were secretly speechless, and even threatened a person like Brother Biao who looked down on life and death and did it if he didn't accept it, isn't it self-inflicted.
However, he was a little dissatisfied in his heart, Brother Biao was completely a human being, and he was not under the jurisdiction of the Corpse Soul Realm.
Unlike Ichigo, who felt a little indebted to the Silent Spirit Court because Rukia had become a god of death, Ukitake Shishiro gave him the order to act as a god of death, and he accepted it without hesitation. But Wu Biao didn't owe Jing Ling Court any favors at all, on the contrary, Jing Ling Court owed Wu Biao a lot.
But Jing Lingting not only did not thank him, but also threatened them, even if it was put on them, they would feel very unhappy, not to mention a person with a character like Brother Biao, it was already very face-saving for Jing Lingting if he didn't do it directly!
Kurosaki Ichigo stepped forward, first patted Wu Biao, who was staring at Ukitake Shishiro, and then said to Ukitake Shishiro: "Don't worry, Mr. Ukitake, Brother Biao will not kill!" ”
"What do you mean no!" Wu Biao muttered dissatisfiedly, but ...... He's never killed anyone, and he doesn't know how to refute it!
Ukitake Shiro nodded when he heard this, and he naturally believed what Kurosaki Ichigo said. Because as an enemy in the beginning, they have already given an order to live and die, but this human race has defeated a thousand people and not killed a single one!
This already shows that Wu Biao is not a murderer, and just as Ichigo thought, Jingling Court itself owes Wu Biao a lot of favors. So these days, even if Wu Biao makes Jingling Court restless, they are all messing around like children, and they don't talk about any punishment!
At this time, when Kurosaki Ichigo said this, he didn't want to say anything more, just nodded: "That's good, the boundary crossing gate has been opened!" ”
"Okay, let's go back." Ichigo didn't talk nonsense, he nodded directly and pulled Wu Biao towards the boundary gate.
Wu Biao turned around and raised a middle finger at Ukitake Shishilang, obviously what Fuzhu Shishilang said just now made Brother Biao very unhappy!
"Thank you, Ichigo." Rukia looked at Ichigo Kurosaki and spoke.
Ichigo smiled lightly, didn't look back, and waved his hand directly at the people in the corpse soul realm behind him, and the group walked directly into the ...... through the realm.
However, because there were no Hell Butterflies to guide them, they once again enjoyed the experience of being chased by the Arrest......
"Why, why are we being chased by detention again, what kind of official crossing gate is this?" Ishida complained as he ran.
"If you want to pass through the boundary gate safely, you must have a butterfly that flies to the corpse soul realm in hell to guide the way, this kind of hell butterfly is extremely useful, because it can sense spiritual pressure, so after some training, it can be used as a contact tool for the god of death, and the god of death will also carry the hell butterfly to the mission in this world."
"Then why didn't I?" Ichigo asked.
"The number of Hellbutterflies is limited, even the Silent Soul Court cannot breed them, and only unique creatures can be born in the Hell Miasma, so they can only fly out on their own. After all, even if the god of death goes to hell, there is only one way to die. Therefore, even if it is a regular Grim Reaper, it is impossible for everyone to equip it, and the Quiet Spirit Court is naturally reluctant to give it to us! ”
"Either way, the people in that place are just stingy!" Wu Biao said with a look of disdain: "But after eating a few meals from them, they even expelled us, what a broken place, as if someone is willing to come!" ”
"......" The corners of everyone's mouths twitched, with Brother Biao's meal...... That's really not something that can be summed up by 'a few meals', and you are not a matter of a few meals, and the Silent Soul Court is about to make you a mess!
"Let's start running faster. The exit is coming soon! Nightichi said as soon as the bright light ahead.
When the group heard this, they immediately sped up, and everyone in the Corpse Soul Realm made progress, so they were no longer as embarrassed as when they first came!
Under the gallop, I directly crossed the bright door, and the scenery in front of me suddenly changed, and the night sky of the world appeared in everyone's eyes!
But......
Sky?
It can only be said that this is really a tragic discovery, because under the gravity of the earth, everyone has begun to fall downward.
Boom –
But before they could think of what to do, a cannon rang out in the distance, and everyone was wrapped in a mass of cloth.
When I opened my eyes again, I was already sitting on a floating magic carpet!
"Welcome back, Mr. Kurosaki, Mr. Ishida, Mr. Chato, Miss Orihime, and this Mr. Wu Biao!" Kisuke Urahara sat at the front of the magic cloth and slightly held the hat on his head and spoke.
"What is your name, sir, don't be so polite, just call me Brother Biao!"
Please, let me be polite......
I can't remember how many years I've lived, Urahara, Kisuke Heart!
"It's you. Mr. Urahara, if I see you, does it mean that we have returned to the present world? Kurosaki Ichigo looked around and spoke.
"Yes, I've worked hard for you this time." Kisuke Urahara spoke, and then a look of shame appeared on his face, and he turned directly to face everyone and knelt on the magic carpet, and made a kneeling gesture to everyone.
After all, all of this can be said to have started because of an irreversible experiment of his, and he also hid from Ichigo and the others, allowing everyone to get involved in danger and invade the Silent Spirit Garden, which would die at any time!
"I'm really sorry, I hid so many things from this trip to the Corpse Soul Realm. I don't know how to say it, but at least let me say sorry. ”
"......" Ishida, Chadu, and Orihime didn't speak, to be honest, there must be dissatisfaction, but even if there was no such thing, they would definitely go to the Corpse Soul Realm to rescue Rukia.
Their dissatisfaction is just that Kisuke Urahara initially hid a lot of things from them!
As for Wu Biao, he held his hands behind his back, raised his head to look at the moon at an oblique angle of forty-five degrees, and said in a flat and very majestic tone.
"Aiqing is flat, why do you need such a big gift, I am very happy with this private visit!"
"......" Kisuke Urahara was speechless for a second, and then directly ignored Brother Biao's occasional explosion at a specific time, and turned his gaze to Ichigo Kurosaki on the side.
"Forget it!"
Kurosaki Ichigo waved his hand casually: "I'm not angry, in fact, I didn't do anything bad, no matter what you want us to do, but you saved my mother, and we became stronger with your help, which is already very grateful to you"
Speaking of this, Kurosaki Ichigo squatted in front of Kisuke Urahara: "You don't tell us the truth of the matter, are you afraid that we will run away?" ”
Kisuke Urahara straightened up and smiled: "That's right! ”
Bang!
Kurosaki Ichigo directly punched Kisuke Urahara and said angrily: "This is what makes me unhappy!" ”
"Someone!" Wu Biao still raised his head to look at the sky, his posture and expression did not change at all, and he directly pointed in the direction of Urahara Kisuke and said, "Pull this disobedient person down and behead him!" ”
Everyone has become accustomed to ignoring Brother Biao's intermittent psychosis, but Ishida Yulong pushed his eyes: "Brother Biao, even if you pretend to be similar, your white coat has betrayed your true identity!" ”
Because of the clothes of the Corpse Soul Realm, they humans can't wear them back to the present world, so before leaving, Ishida Yulong sewed a set of clothes for everyone, and Wu Biao's clothes were a white coat!
It's just that there is a big word 'Biao' on the chest, and on the back is written vertically' 'Chief Disciple of Guanyin Temple', which can be said to be paired with Brother Biao's bright bald head, and a holy white coat was worn out of the prison uniform by Wu Biao!
"yes!" Wu Biao nodded suddenly, and then walked in front of Ishida Yulong: "Hey, Ishida, you are so good at making clothes, one day help Brother Biao make a royal robe!" ”
"Yes!" Ishida Yulong didn't refuse, anyway, he was making clothes in the sewing class every day!
"Then I'm helping Brother Biao make a golden holy clothes!"
"Get out!"
"......" Everyone was also a little speechless, and returned the golden holy clothes...... Bronze holy clothes may not be made!
"Anyway, thank you so much this time!" Kisuke Urahara said solemnly!
Everyone smiled slightly.
"Okay, can I please stop for a moment, I'll just go down here." Ishida Yulong said slightly.
"Okay." Kisuke Urahara answered, and then the magic cloth slowly descended, and when it was only two meters from the ground, Ishida jumped straight down. The Cloth then moved on, and soon Chado and Orihime went down as well.
Only Wu Biao and Ichigo were still sitting on the magic carpet, and it didn't take long for them to come to the sky above the Kurosaki Clinic.
"By the way, Mr. Kurosaki, there are surprises waiting for you in your home!" Looking at Wu Biao and Ichigo, who jumped down, Kisuke Urahara shouted from behind.
Ichigo Kurosaki was stunned: "What surprise?" ”
However, Kisuke Urahara didn't speak, directly manipulated the magic carpet and flew away with the Urahara family!
"Huh?" Brother Biao sniffed directly in front of the door, and then stepped forward and started knocking on the door directly: "Hey, boss, hurry up and open the door, are you hiding a woman!" ”
"Huh?" Kurosaki Ichigo's face darkened at first, and then he was stunned, thinking about the surprise that Urahara said just now, and thinking of Brother Biao's words......
Don't?
Ichigo Kurosaki came directly to Wu Biao's side and looked at the door of the house with a worried and expectant expression.
"It's coming!" A gentle female voice came, and the door gradually opened, and Ichigo's eyes were met by a gentle and loving smile and long orange hair in the bright light.
Tears of joy flowed down his cheeks, and Ichigo wiped his eyes vigorously, and then rushed directly into the woman's arms, reciting two words that he hadn't said for more than nine years!
"Mom!"