Chapter 6: Shocked! A man would do such a thing when his daughter went to the toilet!
If it is purely from the aspect of children's education, Hao Qi feels that he actually has an advantage.
Think about it, other people's children not only have to teach to speak from an early age, but their parents also have to wipe feces and pee and change diapers all day long, which is equivalent to double hard work, on the other hand, Hao Qi now, only needs to teach her daughter Hao Xiaoqi to go to the toilet and use the toilet, as for talking or something...... If Hao Xiaoqi can really speak human words one day, then then Xia Miaomiao's education as a mother can be praised at that time?
But at least for now, Hao Qi still needs her to be a mother and set an example for her daughter.
"What's so bad about using cat litter! Hao Qi, you say! Do you dislike our mother and son! ”
When she woke up, Xia Miaomiao, who was still a little confused, was already a little dissatisfied with the fact that she was taken to the bathroom inexplicably, and when she heard that Hao Qi was going to teach her daughter to use the toilet, and even had to set an example for herself, she was even more angry and blew her beard and glared.
"It doesn't matter if you learn or not, but I can't let our daughter lose at the starting line of cats! You can't let Hao Xiaoqi live a lifetime by selling cuteness like you! ”
"Humph! What's wrong with cats selling cuteness? ”
Although she muttered such words angrily, after Hao Qi came up with the big truth of "everything is for the sake of her daughter's future", Xia Miaomiao finally agreed to Hao Qi's request in a compromise.
"Meow?"
Hao Xiaoqi watched the brief quarrel between the "parents" because of their differences in their educational philosophy, and then whispered a little inexplicably, and cautiously walked to his litter box.
"Wait!"
Seeing this, Hao Qi hurriedly asked Xia Miaomiao to stop Hao Xiaoqi first, and he finished placing the "special device" he bought before to train cats to go to the toilet.
It is said to be a "special device", but in fact, this thing is just a "plate" with a similar outline to the toilet lid and just the size of the toilet.
"Hao Xiaoqi, come and try your new toilet."
In order to let Hao Xiaoqi adapt, Hao Qi mixed some of the cat litter in Hao Xiaoqi's cat litter box, and the little guy really didn't disappoint Hao Qi, although Leng Buding was put on the toilet at a certain height from the ground to make it a little nervous, but after the paw touched the cat litter and smelled its own smell, it really habitually began to scratch it with its own paws.
"Look, Hao Xiaoqi is much more obedient and sensible than you."
Seeing that Hao Xiaoqi had begun to work this plate called "cat toilet device", Hao Qi did not forget his plan of "cat girlfriend returning to the furnace for transformation" at this time, and in turn used Hao Xiaoqi's example to educate her.
"Hmph...... It's not like I can't do it......"
"That's right, wait for you to give Hao Xiaoqi a complete demonstration."
"Huh? Hao Qi, you play really! ”
Xia Miaomiao was shocked when she heard this.
"In order to educate my daughter, this sacrifice is nothing!"
Hao Qi's face was righteous and awe-inspiring, as if as long as the cat's girlfriend refused at this time, it would be a major blow to the education cause and a huge harm to his daughter's future.
At this moment, Hao Xiaoqi finished pulling the poop and began to try to cover it with cat litter, but because there was less cat litter on the toilet, the little guy used his paws to lift a lot of cat litter to the ground, not to mention, and he couldn't cover it at all, so anxious that he meowed while looking at his cat mother for help.
"Stupid, don't get the cat litter all over the place!"
It is rare to have the opportunity to show the majesty of being a mother, Xia Miaomiao naturally reprimanded Hao Xiaoqi with righteous words at this time, but Hao Qi played the image of a loving father at the right time, first hugged Hao Xiaoqi down, and then poured the cat litter into the prepared garbage bag along with the poop.
After doing this, Hao Qi pointed to the toilet and locked on to the cat girlfriend who was about to escape quietly with a serious face.
"It's your turn, come, show Hao Xiaoqi what to do when you don't have the cat litter and disc below!"
"Huh? That one...... Oh yes! People just don't want to right now! ”
"Pull your sister...... Can a girl talk without being so vulgar! Say it's convenient! ”
"It's not convenient at all now!"
Xia Miaomiao stalked her neck, making it clear that she didn't plan to cooperate, but Hao Qi obviously didn't let her go so easily this time.
“…… If it's inconvenient, you have to make a convenient appearance! This is for Hao Xiaoqi! ”
"Meow ......"
probably understood Hao Qi's words, Hao Xiaoqi also meowed, and only Xia Miaomiao herself knew what she said.
Anyway, in the end, she still asked Hao Qi to help put the toilet seat down, and then jumped on the toilet seat with a reluctant face.
"You know now that you are using Hao Xiaoqi to press me...... Who is the mother and who is the daughter! ”
"You have to be this mother...... Don't move! Let Hao Xiaoqi see your current posture clearly! ”
So let's just say that Xia Miaomiao always said that she couldn't squat on the toilet and couldn't pull it out, but now it seems that this is all her excuse at all.
As for whether she liked using cat litter according to her instinct after becoming a cat, or simply wanted to use "shoveling" to test and tease her boyfriend, only she knew about this kind of thing.
After making a demonstration for Hao Xiaoqi, Xia Miaomiao jumped off the toilet seat with an unhappy face, still complaining vigorously.
"After squatting for a while, my legs are sore...... Obviously, the toilet was invented to give people a place to sit on the toilet! ”
"Who made you a cat now......"
Hao Qi naturally pointed out the crux of the problem unceremoniously.
Therefore, cat litter is the most reasonable and normal situation for cats! ”
In this regard, Xia Miaomiao naturally has to fight to refute it on the basis of reason...... And her retort seems to be very reasonable?
Of course, even if she says that she breaks the sky and talks about flowers, it is impossible for Hao Qi to give up the preschool education of Hao Xiaoqi, and the transformation of her by the way, especially when she is not sure whether her girlfriend will turn back into a human for the second time, it is obviously imperative to teach her how to be a cat that does not cause trouble to others.
"Little Kiki...... We're so miserable...... Dad didn't understand us at all......"
Back in the living room, Xia Miaomiao hugged her daughter and once again entered the miserable mode.
"Come and pray with Mom, pray that the God who turned Mom into a cat will turn Dad into a cat, so that he can understand the mystery and fun of cat litter......"
Hearing this, Hao Qi couldn't cry or laugh.
“…… If I become a cat, who will shovel for you two mothers and sons? ”
"Oh yes......"
Xia Miaomiao blinked her eyes, and suddenly realized, and hurriedly pulled Hao Xiaoqi to pray together.
"Who is the god who turned the old lady into a cat, don't ...... Don't turn Hao Qi into a cat, let him be a conscientious shovel officer for the rest of his life! ”
…… This wish is even more excessive than the one just now, hey!