Chapter 29 The tongue born for eating can sometimes become a burden

"Xia Miaomiao! You're going to die! ”

After pulling the thread out of the cat's girlfriend's mouth, the first thing Hao Qi did was to hold the back of her neck and give her a loud lesson.

At first, he thought it was a cat joking with him, but when the thread grew longer and longer from the cat's mouth, he was also scared.

"There must be a limit to death! What are you doing with wool swallowing! ”

The cat who was scolded so loudly by her boyfriend was also very unhappy, and stretched out her paws angrily to pull her boyfriend's hand away - she was used to the back of the neck grappling technique, and now she has the most basic resistance in this state.

"You think the old lady wants to eat! I can't spit out the thread hanging in my mouth! ”

"Can't spit it out?"

Hearing his girlfriend's statement, Hao Qi let go of his hand and looked at his girlfriend suspiciously.

"You really didn't mean to scare me?"

"I'm going to scare you into jumping out of the window, okay! The devil is willing to swallow such a dirty thing in his stomach! ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Well, I'm wrong for you, right? Don't be angry......"

Seeing the cat's beard blowing and staring, Hao Qi knew that what he said just now was indeed a little heavy, and he was worried about his girlfriend's current situation, so he hurriedly hugged her into his arms.

"And now? Are you feeling sick? ”

"How comfortable can people be with such a long wool pulled out of your throat? And you're murdering me again......"

"Yes, yes...... I'm not wrong with me, but I didn't expect this to happen......"

While seriously reviewing it with his girlfriend, Hao Qi took the messy ball of yarn again, but no matter how you look at it, it was just ordinary yarn.

"Never...... What kind of cat's strange instinct is at work, right? ”

"Not really!"

When Xia Miaomiao heard this, she first subconsciously kept herself away from the yarn, and after confirming that she did not have the idea of swallowing the thread, she cautiously came over.

"Are you sure it's just plain yarn? Isn't it something like a Gu snake written in a novel? ”

"You knit me the scarf, you ask me now, how do I know!"

"Huh? It seems like this......"

The cat nodded stupidly, and then immediately reacted.

"Don't kill me! People have suffered a great deal of damage to their bodies and minds! No matter how murderous it is, it's too much! ”

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Temporarily suppressed by the frightened little liver, and appeased the cat a few times, Hao Qi picked up the thread of the wool and looked left and right in confusion, but he couldn't see any magic that could be swallowed by this thing anyway.

Even in the end, he tried to put the wool in his mouth, and the result was easy to spit out, but this behavior was accused by his girlfriend of "not even letting go of the opportunity to kiss the cat indirectly".

"If you want to kiss or something, wouldn't it be good for me to kiss you directly!"

Just as he was about to refute his girlfriend's vexatious point of view, Hao Qi suddenly remembered something.

"Xia Miaomiao, you stick your tongue out."

"What? Wasn't it enough to be hooked by someone's tongue last time? ”

"No, no, no...... I think it's probably because of your tongue. ”

Hearing Hao Qi's words, the cat spurted her tongue out of her mouth with suspicionβ€”in her own opinion, this kind of behavior that only stupid dogs would normally do.

"Don't move......"

"What?"

"I'll try it......"

first gently scraped the surface of the tongue with his fingers, and then put the thread of the wool over it, although this series of actions made the cat girl dissatisfied, but Hao Qi also came to an accurate judgment and conclusion.

"Sure enough...... It's a problem with the tongue. ”

"Huh? What happened to people's tongues? ”

"You don't know your own tongue, it's full of barbs."

"Of course I know that kind of thing......"

The cat reached out and slapped her boyfriend in dissatisfaction.

"Don't sell it, just tell me the answer!"

"Oh......"

Seeing that his girlfriend was impatient to think on her own, Hao Qi told her the reason directly.

"You see, because there are barbs on the tongue, so when you want to spit out the thread, the yarn will in turn be hooked by the barbs on the tongue, and the harder you spit out, the deeper the tongue will bring the thread deeper and deeper into the mouth, plus after the thread enters the depths, you may have a subconscious swallowing action, so ......"

"It seems like that's really ......"

The cat struggled to remember what had just happened, and then suddenly slapped its paws.

"Such a tongue...... It's definitely easy to eat pasta! ”

…… has such a foodie girlfriend Hao Qi is also desperate enough.

However, thinking back carefully about Fang Cai's scene, Hao Qi suddenly felt full of fear.

Just imagine, if it weren't for the fact that he himself happened to be around, then ...... In this forced swallowing situation, the cat girlfriend is likely to eat the whole thread ball in her stomach by the end.

As for the threads that enter the stomach, they will be vomited out by the cat like the hair ball, or they will be digested or excreted along the digestive system because they cannot be digested......

subconsciously sent a message to the shopkeeper's sister "What will happen if the cat eats the line", but in less than half a minute, a voice message popped back.

"Do you eat fine thread or wool? How much did you eat...... Forget it, it doesn't matter, hurry up and send the cat to the rescue! ”

This...... It seems like a bit too much fuss.

Hao Qi, who was taken aback by the tone of the shopkeeper's sister, looked at the cat next to him who was eager to try again, first quickly stopped her death, and then replied cautiously.

"I just wanted to ask...... Will it be dangerous? ”

"Of course! Cats can't digest the thread after swallowing it, especially the thin thread of the sewing thread, which can't be discharged at all, and finally leads to intestinal perforation and abdominal infection, but it will die! Now the line may only stay in the cat's stomach, and it is too late to take the cat out of the knife immediately! ”

"Actually...... Serious enough to go under surgery? ”

Hao Qi played this passage to his girlfriend, so frightened that she stuck out her tongue, and then ran away from the yarn again.

Then, he tried to organize the language as much as possible and explain it clearly to the shopkeeper's sister.

"That's right...... Luckily, I found it early and pulled the thread out of the cat's mouth, so it should be fine, right? ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Whew, that's fine. ”

In the voice message that followed, it could be heard that the shopkeeper's sister was obviously greatly relieved.

"However, it is still necessary to check whether the cat's mouth, tongue and throat are injured, and in addition, it is best not to let the cat touch these wires, because not only is there a risk of swallowing the wire, but also it will develop bad habits for the cat, in case the cat runs to bite the mobile phone charging cable or similar wires and is electrocuted......"

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Just imagining such a predictable and terrible consequence, Hao Qi couldn't help but shudder.

Then, he hugged Xia Miaomiao and rubbed her reluctant little face.

Really...... Fortunately, Miao Miao is a cat.

No, it should be said that fortunately, the cat is Xia Miaomiao...... Well, it doesn't seem right.

All in all, although the matter of becoming a cat has only caused trouble to Hao Qi and Xia Miaomiao from the beginning to the present......

But at least for now, Hao Qi doesn't have to worry that his cat girlfriend will be stupid enough to run and gnaw on the wires to death.