Chapter 82: Wipe your ass with a bastard aya?
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Originally, squatting down and pretending to be anxious was just Su Xiaoxiao's attempt to deceive Zhao Xinghe, but when she squatted for a long time, it wasn't until Zhao Xinghe walked away that she realized that Nima was really a little anxious.
I can't care about it so much, no one shows up here anyway, and it's the middle of the night, so it's solved here.
"Hey, what do you want to do?" The voice of the Demon Emperor sounded abruptly in his mind.
"Poop, otherwise what do you think you are doing, hide and seek!" Su Xiaoxiao replied angrily, now that he has fallen to the current end, this demon emperor is mainly responsible.
"Right here?"
"What do you think? Don't you have to run to the toilet, it's too late! ”
As if it was too late to prove himself, Su Xiaoxiao really solved it.
"Okay!" The Demon Emperor sighed helplessly and said, "Actually, I don't mean anything else, I'm just curious, there's nothing wrong with you solving the internal emergency here, it's just that I really want to know what you plan to use to wipe your ass!" ”
What to wipe your butt with?
Su Xiaoxiao was a little excited spirit and then remembered, my one is gone, how can it be broken now?
I changed my clothes, I didn't bring tissue paper at all, and this black light is blinding, it's not easy to find a dirt skullah, besides, it's hard to really use dirt to solve it!
I feel like I'm in a dilemma, of course, this situation, Su Xiaoxiao has seen it on the Internet before, it's nothing more than using coins or underwear, but I don't have either!
Money, this thing is more lacking than anyone else.
Underwear, this thing was just thrown away by Zhao Xinghe.
I just wanted to deceive Zhao Xinghe, why did I really squat down, squatted down, and I really had a will.
Such an embarrassing and embarrassing situation that makes people blush, if it is just by himself, Su Xiaoxiao can still solve it, the key is that there is a demon emperor in his body now.
If you don't handle it well, you don't want to be laughed at by this woman for a lifetime?
Su Xiaoxiao hurriedly rummaged through her pockets to see if there was anything else that could wipe her ass.
Suddenly, Su Xiaoxiao's expression was overjoyed, and the Demon Emperor who went out asked himself to bring a rag, saying that it was for Zhao Xinghe to wipe his nosebleed, that is, the rag wrapped in thousand-year-old blood ginseng, and the one brought out of the stone tablet space.
As a result, Zhao Xinghe's kid came out of breath, and he didn't have a nosebleed when he saw that he was wearing a skirt.
It's okay, it's okay......
Otherwise, I will really die of embarrassment.
Su Xiaoxiao felt out the rag and was about to wipe it on his buttocks.
"Wait...... Damn, what do you want to do? "The Demon Emperor is a little anxious.
No way? This demon emperor actually said to himself, "I'm a god?
Is this what a woman should say! This is the spoken language of a demon emperor with a thousand years of cultivation?
"How?" Su Xiaoxiao was a little unhappy.
What's the use of keeping a rag?
"Okay!" The Demon Emperor sighed, "If you insist on wiping your ass with the Nine Colored Mixed Heaven, I have nothing to say, but you don't regret it in the future!" ”
The Demon Emperor really obeyed this kid, why was he so unenlightened, that thousand-year-old blood ginseng had been put on his own for hundreds of years, if it wasn't wrapped in Nine-Colored Mixed Sky Aya, it could have been kept for so long?
What makes the Demon Emperor speechless the most is that you don't know the immortal artifact, and you still want to wipe your ass with the artifact.
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"What's that? What did you say? Nine-colored mixed sky Aya? This rag is a nine-colored mixed sky silk? Isn't Chaotian Aya Nezha's baby, why are you here? Su Xiaoxiao was also stunned for a moment.
This...... How good is that?
Or is she lying to herself, deliberately embarrassing herself, letting herself fall into the handle, and she will laugh at herself in the future?
However, since that shriveled ginseng is a good thing, it is very likely that the origin of this rag is not ordinary!
In an instant, countless years flashed through Su Xiaoxiao's mind.
"I don't care, it's just a bastard, as long as you want, even if you take it to wipe your ass, it's up to you!" Seeing Su Xiaoxiao's reaction, the Demon Emperor was not in a hurry.
Su Xiaoxiao tried several times, but after all, she was not willing, although she wiped her butt and then took it to wash, she should be able to use it, but she always felt so disgusting!
After that, every day he took a rag to wipe his ass and fought with people...... Well, I really can't imagine it, it's embarrassing to rub the of others again.
This thing doesn't work! Then you can't stop wiping your ass, isn't that more disgusting?
By the way, isn't the aunt towel in my hand still missing, and finally ......
Call!
It's so dangerous, I'm almost embarrassed in front of the demon emperor, if I fall into the name of not wiping my butt when I go to the toilet, it is estimated that this woman will not play a joke on herself in this life.
It is......
The most powerful magic weapon in Zhao Xinghe's eyes is gone, I don't know what his expression would be if he knew that he had used it to wipe his ass!
Su Xiaoxiao stuck out her tongue and smiled.
"Now you can rest assured, I didn't wipe my ass with your bastard aya! However, I'm curious, since the thousand-year-old blood ginseng and the nine-colored mixed sky silk are all treasures, why haven't they been stolen? Su Xiaoxiao asked suspiciously.
"Stealing?" The Demon Emperor seemed to have heard something very ridiculous, "That's my Demon Emperor space, who can get in, and who can steal things from where?" ”
Uh, it looks so powerful, but why did you get in inexplicably? Is it difficult?
"Huh? Didn't someone steal it? Could it be that you ate the CD yourself? "Thinking that so many good things have been eaten by this ruined old lady, Su Xiaoxiao's flesh hurts, a shriveled ginseng can cause Lin He to be excited, and the rags are all immortal artifacts Nine Colored Chaotian Aya, my God......
"I've been in the Demon Emperor Space for hundreds of years, and these are a few magic weapons and pills that I left behind that can be slightly eye-catching, okay, what does it mean to be stolen!" The Demon Emperor really obeyed this guy.
Wait, Su Xiaoxiao suddenly thought of something, the magic weapons and pills that the Demon Emperor can look at, that means that the things in the Demon Emperor's space are all good things, that is to say, the eggs and the basket, the jade bottle and the pill are not ordinary?
"Wait, wait, I have a question for you, that, since this rag is some kind of bastard silk, then I want to ask about the other things like that basket or a jade bottle, what kind of treasure are they?" Su Xiaoxiao was short of breath, and felt as if she was about to make a fortune, a big windfall.
"Baskets? What basket? "The Demon Emperor was stunned, are you talking about the one that pretended to be a thousand-year-old black egg?
"Yes, yes!"
"Think about it, well, it seems to be the magic weapon of the guy surnamed Xu before he became an immortal, called Xu ...... What's coming?" The Demon Emperor thought for a moment and replied.
"Surname Xu? Xu Xian? Xu Hanwen? Su Xiaoxiao only remembered that such a person surnamed Xu seemed to have become an immortal, that is, the man of the white lady Bai Suzhen.
"No, by the way, I remembered, my name is Xu Jian, and my surname is Xu Jian, and my surname is Botong!" The Demon Emperor finally got up after a lot of waste.
Xu Jian? Su Xiaoxiao was stunned, I had never heard of such a number one person, I really didn't expect that this basket was really still a waste. Your mother, Zhou Botong himself has heard of it, and he also has a senior brother named Wang Chongyang! What a! Don't wait for another Nine Yin True Scripture!
"You may not be impressed by his name, if I'm not mistaken, he should be Tang Mo Yishi, En, and he also has a music name that seems to be Lan Caihe!"
Blue ......
Su Xiaoxiao felt that her heart contracted suddenly, her body staggered, and she almost stepped on her own stool!