Jamie Vardy is injured again, or rather an old one, and will miss another Premier League game after the Carabao Cup final. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

For such facts, Everton looked like a dog beeping from top to bottom.

The last time he was injured, he should have been recuperating for three weeks, and as a result, Vardy was healthy in a little more than a week;

After one game, Vardy was injured again, and the injury was exactly the same as before, as if it didn't have this game.

Hell yes!

The beautiful team doctor was made by Vardy to start doubting life, this injury is too weird.

As a result, Vardy was given another holiday by Guan Rong.

But Everton's official announcement will never be believed again.

Especially Everton's next Premier League opponent, Blackburn.

Liverpool came to fool us as soon as they fooled us, and they really took us for fools.

said that it was an injury, and then it came out again during the game, which is too shameless!

However, Blackburn really thought too much, they were not Liverpool and it was not worth Everton's intention to fool them.

Everton, who didn't have Vardy, still cleaned up on the self-conscious Blackburn Rovers, with new strikers Beattie and Gary Cahill contributing to a victory.

Vardy was not idle, and continued to fight in World of Warcraft.

The skinhead beckoned him to go to a nightclub, but he refused with righteous words, which hurt the skinhead very much.

The paparazzi of the lace tabloids used to always take pictures of skinheads going to nightclubs together, but now they find that only the of Castle and Osman are left.

Everyone is weird!

Although there are two beautiful women in Vardy's house, how can a man not like to steal?

There's clearly something wrong with that.

Finally, when Vardy forgot to draw the curtains, a paparazzi snapped Vardy playing a game.

Then everyone suddenly realized that it was not that Vardy did not go to nightclubs, but that he was addicted to the game.

Now Everton fans are relieved, there is no need to worry about Vardy always going to nightclubs to cause trouble for himself and make his state extremely bad, because Vardy is a serious Internet addict.

However, this was also a stab in the hornet's nest, and soon Vardy's game ID was discovered, so round after round of devastating blows appeared.

Coming to the neutral map, Vardy had just gone out to level up, and a group of alliances came to Hula, and Vardy was knocked down with three strikes and five divided by two.

At the same time, a lot of words popped up above these people's heads that he couldn't understand.

Translated:

"Liverpool fans are here, swearing to kill Jamie Pierdy three times to avenge the League Cup final!"

"I'm a Chelsea fan, this kill is for Gallas who was toyed with by you!"

"Blackburn Rovers fans are here!"

"Even though I'm an Everton fan, I'm ruthless against Jamie Vardy!"

"Bang, you're so ruthless, I just came to see Vardy's, and you actually let me see the corpse!"

......

Vardy didn't think about it that much, it was normal to go out to level up and get fucked, so he went out again, and-

Kneel in seconds!

More than a dozen times in a row, Vardy's character didn't survive more than 2 minutes.

Vardy was so angry that he didn't go out to practice his professional skills.

This is not the end, and what he can't accept even more is that his number is stolen three times a day......

Every time I go online, I am bare, my equipment is gone, my money is gone, and even my professional skills have been deleted, leaving only a lonely character......

Vardy knew he could probably drop the game......

I want to cry without tears, who am I provoking to provoke?

I just want to play a game quietly, why is it so hard?

However, Vardy did not have time to be injured there, and after recovering from injury and returning to training, before facing Liverpool in the second leg of the league, Vardy actually received a notice that he was selected for the national team!

It stands to reason that he has the quality to be selected for the national team for a long time, and as his performances at Everton go from strength to strength, England fans will riot if he does not make it to the national team again.

Given the strong demand for Jamie Vardy's inclusion in the national team, and his ability to establish himself in the England national team, Three Lions boss Christian Eriksen finally called him up for this training camp.

Is this an international player himself?

Vardy really never thought that he would one day be able to wear the shirt of the England national team and be teammates with Beckham and Wayne Rooney!

In his heart, he is still the three good students with a red heart to the sun!

Well, it looks like there's no going back!

However, the strength of the England national team is really touching.

Stemming from the English media's boasting of the ability to make stars, every player in the England national team is a superstar, and such a group of superstars gathering together to play other countries is not the same as abusing chickens and dogs.

But in fact, England can be powerful in front of second-rate teams, and when they meet strong teams, they will kneel as soon as they meet.

If you join yourself, you can change the situation of England X***T?

Vardy shook his head and smiled bitterly, he didn't have that much power!

But no matter what, his debut for the national team, he must perform well, this is the first battle to establish his status.

Fans cheered with great expectations for Jamie Vardy's selection for the national team.

Who are England's current strikers?

Rooney, who is a teenager, Owen who is no longer aura, Crouch who is like a bamboo pole, Defoe, who is not in good shape, and Husky, who has been excluded for a long time because of his poor performance in Euro 04......

Except for Rooney, the rest can't be used at all.

Jamie Vardy has been compared to Wayne Rooney and hailed as the future leader of the England national team.

Now, the day has finally arrived.

However, there are other fans who have expressed faint concern.

Vardy is so funny at Everton, he has led the whole of Everton astray, if he enters the England national team, then will the superstars of the England national team also become abnormal?

When you think about the images of Beckham, Gerrard and Frank Lampard and other superstars teasing together, everyone shudders.

This style of painting is terrifying!

Either way, Vardy has already been named in the squad, so just care about his next performance.

"I think he'll take everybody in England and shave their heads!"

"The Fruit and Vegetable Legion is going to expand again!"

"I beg Vardy's men to show mercy and don't turn my little becky into a tease!"

'A year later, Eriksen was sacked and his last words were that he regretted calling Vardy into the national team today!'

"As the initiator of Gerrard and Alonso's stunning kiss, Vardy must be brewing more terrifying things at this time, such as Beckham and Wayne Rooney......"

"He will never bring the habit of scolding the goalpost into the national team, I'm so afraid!"