Chapter 19: The Goddess and the Woman
People often use "water dogs" and "soup chickens" to describe the embarrassed and depressed appearance of others, but in the current Hao Qi's view, perhaps such a statement is not more appropriate than the current appearance of the cat girlfriend.
Of course, the first two are implicitly derogatory in most cases, and the cat's ...... Of course, it can't be praised, but at least it can be regarded as a well-intentioned joke and joke.
All in all, when the alien soup meow, who had been fully wet with water and became big and small, was carefully filled with fluffy foam by the shopkeeper's sister, her appearance suddenly became even stranger than just now, which made Hao Qi really can't help it, and even took out her mobile phone and took several photos for her under the threat and staring of his girlfriend.
Although it is easy to make some strange door incidents if you are not careful, such a thing as taking a photo of your girlfriend's body is ...... Considering that Xia Miaomiao is just a cat now, it ...... She shouldn't mind too much, right? Right?
"The old lady told you very clearly! Mind! ”
Although the cat tried very hard to remind Hao Qi at all times that he might be beaten to death by the cat in the near future if he did this, it was ...... Combined with her current dignity, no matter how hard she tries to show her dissatisfaction and grievances, it can only make people feel more funny.
And...... Or manual funny.
"To help the cat bathe, be sure to use the cat's special cat shampoo, because the cat's skin will secrete protective oil, if you use human bath gel or something else to help the cat bathe, it will destroy this protective layer, so that the cat's skin becomes dry, dandruff and hair loss ......"
While gently scratching and washing the cat with her fingers, she explained the precautions for Hao Qi in a soft voice, and then, the shopkeeper's sister picked up the angry cat again, put it in another large basin of clean and warm water next to her, and then carefully helped her wash the foam on her body.
"Some cats, although they do not reject being put into the water to bathe, however, because they are very sensitive to sound and splash, they may become restless and nervous when using the shower head, so the best way is to prepare two baths like me - ah, of course, if you are sure that the cat is not afraid of showering, of course, it will be better, and some cats will even get used to bathing and bathing with their owners."
"That'...... What's in this bottle? ”
Seeing that the shopkeeper's sister helped the cat girlfriend wash the foam off her body, and poured out a strange liquid from another small bottle to rub it on the cat's body, Hao Qi pretended to be a curious baby again.
"This is a hair conditioner, because no matter how careful you are, it will also wash off part of the cat's oil protective layer, and this function is to replace the protection of the cat's skin and fur before the cat re-secretes a new protective layer...... It's probably similar to a conditioner used by humans. ”
“…… I've never used anything so complicated. ”
Hao Qi, who occasionally washes his hair directly with soap because he can't find shampoo, understands this.
As far as the process of observing and learning is concerned, Hao Qi suddenly found that the process of bathing cats is probably not much lighter than that of ordinary human girls, but thinking about the scene where his girlfriend used to sit in the hall for at least an hour after washing every time he went to take a bath with him, he suddenly felt a lot relieved.
"If you wash it yourself, you can actually skip a lot of steps, right?"
"Ah, this is of course, generally speaking, if there are no special circumstances for cats at home, it doesn't matter if they only take a bath once a year in half a year, even if it is a bath, they only need to roughly wash the fur."
As she spoke, the shopkeeper's sister, who had already started to use water to help the cat rinse off the hair conditioner, stretched out her hand and motioned for Hao Qi to hand over the neatly folded towels on the table next to her.
"However, there is only one thing, and you can't be lazy no matter what."
"Huh? What's up? ”
The shopkeeper who took the towel and spread it out, carefully picked up the wet cat from the bathtub, and quickly wrapped the cat tightly in the towel.
"No matter what season it is, after helping the cat take a bath, you must pay attention to heat preservation, and you must help the cat dry it as soon as possible, otherwise, it will be a headache if you catch a cold."
As she spoke, she picked up Xia Miaomiao, who was wrapped in a towel and turned into a round and funny, and came to the side of the soft little bed that was also prepared for cats, facing the sun by the window.
"Finally over meow ......"
In the process of being carefully wiped with a towel from top to bottom, Xia Miaomiao also made such a relieved sound.
It seems that although others are serving from beginning to end, she herself will also feel that such a tedious bathing work is not only troublesome but also exhausting for the cat, as for whether it will leave any psychological shadow because of this......
"So, if you don't like bathing, don't run around in the future!"
deliberately reminded Xia Miaomiao in the tone of the owner's pet warning, Hao Qi's words made the shopkeeper's sister laugh softly again.
"There's no way around it, after all, the cat itself has a nature that yearns for freedom and is unrestrained."
"No, no, no...... It also depends on whose cat it is. ”
At least in Hao Qi's opinion, the shopkeeper's sister's Ragdoll cat "Miaomiao", whether in terms of appearance, temperament, or daily behavior, has to crush his own stupid cat girlfriend who can't even defeat the most basic instincts until now.
Therefore, "other people's cats" are the same as "other people's children" and "other people's husbands", they are all kinds of people who feel fear and despair from the heart, just like now, even Xia Miaomiao, who has changed from a human to a cat, is easily crushed in all directions without any suspense.
"Hao Qi! Are you dissatisfied with this cat? ”
"Of course there is no ......"
While the shopkeeper's sister went to plug in the hair dryer, Hao Qi hurriedly explained to his girlfriend in a low voice.
"Everyone has different varieties, and there is no comparison at all."
Compared with other people's "Ragdoll Cat" Miaomiao, although their own "Chinese Pastoral Cat" Xia Miaomiao is also very cute, yes, but ...... If you really want to forcibly compare them together, it is probably the difference between "goddess and female man" with a strong sense of déjà vu.
"Hao! Jade! Who do you say is a woman?! ”
“……”
Under the staring eye of his cat girlfriend, Hao Qi tried to make his expression look extraordinarily calm.
"Of course it's that ragdoll cat, you see it's five big and three thick, and there is a slap to protect the heart, what is it if it's not a woman?"
“…… Huh? ”
"Look at my Miao Miao again, slim, small and exquisite, white cleanliness shows the grace of black, black coldness and brings out the innocence of white, black and white intertwined to form this complex and unified, so that anyone can't stop the noble temperament, reflecting the daily style of the royal sister Ke Lori, regardless of the image, temperament and daily behavior, no matter which point, all get rid of that kind of female man in minutes!"
"That's pretty much ......"
So, when the shopkeeper's sister came back with a hair dryer and helped her cat girlfriend who was praised for her explosive mentality and obediently lying on the cot, Hao Qi found an opportunity and whispered a request to her.
"That little dried fish from before, can you lend me some later?"
"Huh? What's the matter, is it meant to soothe the cat? ”
"No...... I just feel that it is necessary to apologize to your family's Miaomiao. ”
"Apologize?"
"Hmm...... Probably because he was condemned by his conscience and suffered greatly. ”
I'm so sorry, Miaomiao.
After all, no matter how good other people's goddesses are, they are still their own girlfriends who are always by their side.