Chapter 136: Tour Guide
After thinking about it, Lynch made the decision to get on the landing craft and go around the earth a few times, fulfill a childhood dream, and introduce his hometown to a few real alien visitors. He then returned to the battleship and sent a galaxy broadcast to inform the earthlings to gather all the national powers for a discussion on technology reception. The duration of the discussion was one month, and the live footage of the conference site was launched into space in any form. After Lynch assures that all the nations will participate in the discussion and that a plan is largely approved, he sends the disk data and returns to New Eden.
"Let's rest, let's visit the earth in eight hours, and we can't sleep with injections."
Charlotte's original battleship only had one living compartment, but this new one, with five as standard, saves a lot of trouble. He entered the living compartment and injected the drug directly and fell into a deep sleep. Doing so successfully avoided Britney's entanglement, and he was smart again.
The next day, Lynch took five pills from Charlotte. "Eat it, Jupiter's black technology, within three months, I can know your specific location, in order to prevent accidents."
Afterwards, the five happily boarded the landing craft and went out of the capsule to the earth. The landing craft was small, about the same as an ordinary airliner from Lynch's previous life, except that it was round and flat, and had no living compartment. The wheelhouse is about thirty squares, and the rest of the body does not have an ecological circulation system, and when you get out of the wheelhouse in space, you must put on a spacesuit in the isolation capsule. Since there is enough oxygen on Earth, the spacesuit is useless.
Due to the strong atmospheric currents, Lynch had everyone secure their seats and fasten their seat belts to avoid accidents. When descending to an altitude of 10,000 meters, Lynch adjusted the brightness of the bulkhead of the cab. The landing craft suddenly became transparent, and countless clouds like smoke and mist rushed to the face, and below the clouds was a clear blue.
"Look." Lynch adjusted a view of the bulkhead that counted as a windshield, pointed to the planetary analysis image above, and said: "Our current location, called the Pacific Ocean, and the little dot here called Honolulu, is a dream vacation destination for people all over the world." ”
Lynch sighed to himself, while the other three clearly didn't feel anything. Only Britney echoed like: "It's so beautiful, Brother Lynch, your hometown is amazing." ”
This is the nuns who are blushing when they hear this, where is it beautiful? The sea is not unusual, the mountains are not unusual, and there are many planets like New Eden.
Kurt asked with an expression of disbelief, "Boss, is there really two hundred countries on this planet?" You know, in Gadari, Hima alone has three habitable planets. I begged her for several bottles of planetary wine. ”
"Brother Lynch." Britney proposed, "Why don't we take all the people here to New Eden, and you buy some land from the Tukels, and each country gives them a planet to live in, okay?" That way, you don't have to worry about war. ”
Lynch almost choked to death, I have to say, Britney's brain hole is too big! Let's not talk about how many trips it takes to pull 5 billion people even if it is a cargo ship, and we don't say whether it can send a cargo ship over. Even if it succeeds, each country has a planet, and it will be divided for a long time. The best way to do this is to break up the earthlings and cram them into many space stations on average. But are the earthlings willing? The Great Emma Empire is unwilling to face the civilization of the leading earth, and the earthlings are also unwilling to face the civilization of the leading aliens, a truth. Unless the earthlings themselves are in power.
"Hey, what kind of battleship is that, advancing towards us, will it lock us?" Britney exclaimed.
"It's called an airplane, an earth's transport ship. It doesn't fly towards us, it can't find us. Lynch replied with a smile of utter absurdity.
As he explained, Lynch adjusted his tactical view, zooming in on the surface of the sea at close range. "You see, this is the island nation of New Zealand, and a lot of people in my school have chosen to immigrate here. Well, this is the Australian ......," he said, bringing back a lot of memories for himself. It's a pity that the audience didn't feel it at all.
Flying slowly, and coming to the sky over a continent, Lynch tirelessly explained: "This is a black African region, and people's skin color is black, close to brown, not pure black." ”
"It's like a Brut!" Britney said.
"Oh, yes."
"Can't we go down? Or a little closer to the ground. ”
"That's dangerous. I mean, we're not in danger, but we're going to be caught with the naked eye, and we're going to panic people. Hey, you have to remember that the people here have not yet evolved into a space civilization, and the appearance of our warship, in their eyes, is called a flying saucer, which is a magical and terrifying thing. ”
"Master Lynch." Yuri spoke, "Are you really from such a primitive place?" ”
"yes, the original place......
"That'...... How did you get your command knowledge? I've never seen a commander as powerful as you. But...... It's incomprehensible. Yuri asked a death question.
"Poof", Charlotte suddenly laughed and looked at Lynch with interest.
Except for Charlotte, who was smiling, everyone else reacted, and looked at Lynch with inquiring eyes.
Lynch glared at Charlotte, suddenly remembered that this woman had never lied, and laughed: "Actually, I would have died a long time ago." ”
"Ahh
Three exclamations! The three of them had a chill on their backs.
"What? I'm serious with you! I am an earthling, I have long since died, and when I die, my soul travels...... Well, the soul jumped to New Eden and possessed the real 'Lynch'. ”
Charlotte covered her mouth and smiled. The other three unconsciously shuddered, inexplicably frightened.
"Haha! Just kidding! Lynch laughed, "Britney, you should know about my injury, right?" ”
"Hmm...... Grant said it. ”
"Actually, the float car is a Jupiter, and I was injured and implanted with a brain plug, and Ledley's brain plug, I have the knowledge of a Jupiter."
The three of them turned to Charlotte in unison.
Charlotte really wanted to laugh and spread her hands: "It's not me anyway." ”
"Humph! The Jupiters are so bad! I've heard people say that the Jupiters eat human brains raw! Britney hated.
"Ah, yes, yes, Britney, how do you know! Tell you, the best way to eat is to live, knock open the skull, pour hot water directly, sprinkle some sweet sauce, and eat it with a silver spoon! ”
"Ahh The nun exclaimed.
"Don't! Stop it...... I ......" Britney almost threw up, shivering.
Even Kurt laughed this time.
Lynch was speechless to Charlotte.
Suddenly, the nun pointed to the tactical view and said, "Lord Lynch, look..... What are they doing! ”
Lynch looked up at it, and his eyes immediately burst into anger. "They're slaughtering!"