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On Saturday, April 19, he was at home.

Xiao Si, Bao Da and Brother Jue, three good friends, were sitting side by side on the sofa in the living room, looking at the TV screen in front of them. The coffee table in front of them was full of takeaways, which were obviously converted from Jue's manuscript fees and the remuneration for participating in TV shows.

Feng Bujue has remotely synchronized a video and audio text jiàn in the computer hard disk to the TV, and he can click on it directly to watch it. And the content of this article is the episode "I am a writer" that he recorded a week ago.

"This episode will air next Friday, what about this...... It's a preliminary one-hour cut, and by the time it airs, the content should be shortened to forty-five minutes. Feng Bujue raised the remote control, and said before pressing the button: "Are you sure you want to see this......"

"Less nonsense." Bao Dadao: "Hurry up, my wife is waiting for me to come home for dinner." ”

Xiao Si was already eager to try: "Hurry up, release it, it's the first time I've seen an acquaintance participate in a variety show on TV!" ”

"Hey...... All right. Feng Bujue pressed the play button.

All kinds of grotesque and blurry images began to appear on the TV screen like a midnight bell.

However, this phenomenon only appeared for a second or two before stopping, and it is estimated that it is a problem with this article, after all, this is not the tape that the TV station is officially going to broadcast, so it is normal to have some flaws in the editing.

The picture comes out, and the camera is pulled down from a high place to zoom in, and the panorama of the stage is pushed to the center of the stage.

In recent years, the gaffers of large-scale variety shows are all crazy, and they are embarrassed to go out to greet their peers, so the same is true for this show. I saw that many lights on the stage moved and flickered at high speed, and the camera began to shake with this rhythm.

The contestants' area was pitch black. Seven competitors sat side by side, each more than a meter apart. There is an operator station in front of each one. The light shines at an eerie angle, allowing the viewer to clearly see the silhouettes of the seven people, but not to see what they look like.

As the music played, a host walked onto the stage, much more stylish than a certain fat man who came on the stage with a horse dance in the death quiz. He came to the center of the arena in a casual suit, headphones, and a calm gait. After standing still, he opened his arms. The lights stopped flickering at the right time, focused on him, and the host bowed slightly and said, "Welcome, I'm a writer." I'm the host Oscar. ”

Two seconds later. The lights lit up the entire stage and the auditorium, but the contestants' seats were still dark, like a horror movie.

Oscar is obviously a stage name, anyway, in this year, any strange name can be accepted by the audience, as long as you don't find someone named Jin Fugui to host.

"Alright, ladies and gentlemen. Presumably everyone can't wait......" Oscar turned to the contestants and raised his arms: "Of the seven contestants today, six of them have already been seen in the last episode, and I believe that many viewers, from their shadows." You can recognize who it is......"

"Huh? Why does this guy say 'I can't wait for you anymore'? Xiao Si in front of the TV asked suspiciously.

"Because in the official version, Oscar has to read a long list of sponsors before saying this." Feng Bujue said, "In the variety show that is recorded and broadcast now." These are generally recorded separately because they need to be read clearly. And you have to control the zhì time, and it may be NG several times. He paused, then continued: "After the time point of each advertisement, I also have to insert a sponsor-specified advertising slogan, which is as long as a cross talk." These were not recorded in the live recording, they were all recorded separately. ”

"I see...... It's not easy to be a host. Xiao sighed with emotion.

"Hey." At this time, Mr. Bao reminded him, "It's time to introduce the players, be quiet." ”

In the picture, the lights are lit in the area where the first contestant is located, and it is a young man with glasses, in his mid-thirties, who is on the fat side and dresses quite casually.

Oscar took out the inscription card from the pocket of his suit and began to introduce the contestants, of course, he reported all pseudonyms, "No. 1 contestant, Xuantianzong." A well-known online writer, he is Chinese New Year's Eve two years old today and has written ten online novels of more than 2 million words. His works are extremely popular and have been adapted into games, movies, TV series, and more...... He is one of the few writers who can earn more than 10 million yuan in a few years. Editor-in-chief's comment - the writing is smooth, the characters are plump, the plot is wonderful, and he is the first person in today's online fantasy novels. ”

The host paused for a few seconds after speaking, and without the gestures of the on-site director, the audience was already applauding.

Then the area of the second contestant was illuminated, it was also a young man, of medium height, a few years older than Xuantian Sect, and the style of glasses and clothing also looked more mature.

"Player No. 2, eight screens. A well-known online writer, Chinese New Year's Eve is thirty-three years old this year and has written five long historical novels. Editor-in-chief's comments - solid knowledge, majestic style, and profound works. It can be described as ...... With thousands of classics in mind, the pen and the book are strange and ancient. ”

The applause and cheers won by the eight screens were equally enthusiastic.

Oscar then continued: "No. 3 player, vegetables and fruits. A well-known online writer and the holder of many records. He began writing at the age of eighteen, and his works are mostly urban fantasy. In the past ten years, he has published more than 27 million texts, and has never broken the record for a single day, and has been the top seller of all major handheld reading websites for many years. Editor-in-chief's comment - The writing is plain and smooth, good at grasping the rhythm and tension of the plot, the king of wireless! Diligent genius. ”

Vegetable Guguo is twenty-eight years old, quite handsome, and he has the most fans, from the beginning of his appearance, the cheers of the audience rang out.

"The number four, and the only one of our female players, is not fragrant. Age of the girls...... Secrecy. Oscar said this, smiling at the camera, and there was laughter from the audience.

Mo Buxiang combs her ponytail, looks quiet, and has a thin body, although she can't be called a big beauty, but she is quite photogenic with makeup.

"I started writing five years ago, and I have written six novels, including six themes of supernatural, fairytale, urban, romance, games, and history, all of which were published in the form of physical books, and she was the highest-paid female writer last year." Oscar continued: "Editor-in-chief's comments - the writing is elegant, and the style is varied. The name of a talented woman is well deserved. ”

The audience applauded again, although the number of hardcore fans was not comparable to the previous ones, but there were many undisciplined male audiences at the scene who regarded her as their second support writer.

Another bench was illuminated, and the number five, also a man, in his mid-thirties, had a classic black mop hairstyle, and wore sunglasses indoors, looking quite strong.

"Player Five. I'm going to play. He is an online writer and editor of well-known sports magazines, and has written 13 short stories on competitive themes, and his works are mainly in a realistic style. It is rigorous and has a wealth of expertise. Loved by sports fans. Oscar said: "Editor-in-chief's comment - a well-written author, a thoughtful work." It's the best story of its kind and undisputed. ”

After the applause, the No. 6 contestant showed his true appearance, he was quite similar to Xuantianzong, from image and temperament to dressing taste, but he was a few years older.

"Player Six. Soda pop. A well-known online writer, good at ghost and supernatural stories, author of seven novels, all classics. He is well-known in the industry and outside the industry, and is known as a contemporary horror master. Oscar said: "Editor-in-chief's comment - every story written by Soda can evoke the deepest fear in the reader's heart, and the plot is meticulous and ingenious. Master of Horror. It's not for nothing. ”

"Oooh! It's coming! Seeing this, Xiao Si became excited. Because Brother Jue is going to play.

Suddenly, the camera zoomed in and gave Oscar a close-up: "Ladies and gentlemen, the seventh contestant is a newcomer who joins this issue." This stage is cruel, every issue, there will be people eliminated, and the elimination rate of newcomers is as high as 50% in this quarter......" He exaggerated a tense atmosphere, making people look forward to the identity of newcomers more and more: "In the end, can he successfully stay on this stage?" Or will it be like a meteor streaked across the sky, fleeting? Let's wait and see......"

There was a drum beat, spotlights flickering around, and finally, the whole audience fell into darkness, the drumming stopped abruptly, and the lights stopped at Feng Bujue's body at this moment.

Although Feng Bujue just looked at the camera listlessly with dead fish eyes, there was still a cheer and applause in the audience.

"In fact, when the show was recorded, the audience and our contestants entered the studio at the same time, so I was already seen." Feng Bujue explained rather disappointing in front of the TV: "Their reaction as if they saw a monster appearing was arranged by the on-site director." Actually, even if no one knows me, it doesn't affect the stage effect. ”

Bao Dadao: "Come and hear how people introduce you." ”

In the picture, Oscar waited for the audience's reaction to end, and then began to say: "Wow, the number seven player looks very young." Although he had chatted with Feng Bujue a few words before the recording, he still had to pretend that he had just seen him at this moment: "I think some viewers have already recognized him, and some may have read his novels but have not seen him." So...... Who is he? ”

This suspense has been stretched long enough, and it's time to answer, Oscar took out the inscription card and read: "Player No. 7, I don't feel it." He is a well-known detective novelist who has published 12 detective novels and has serialized works on the Internet, magazines, and newspapers. His style of writing is witty and witty, and it is unique. No matter how long or short the story is, the storyline is ingenious and bizarre, and unexpected. Oscar put down the inscription card and said: "I don't think you are a contestant, you are recommended by the three behind-the-scenes editors-in-chief of our program group, they are all your FAN." ”

"That's ......," Feng replied perfunctorily.

Oscar continued: "Editor's comment - if you are good enough, but you can't come out, at least you don't have a second me. ”

"Hehe......" The corners of Feng Buju's mouth twitched.

Oscar immediately added, "According to the habits of our show, every episode, we will ask newcomers to set a title for this episode of the show." He walked up to Feng Bujue's console, "Bujue player, you have three minutes to think about it, let's go through an advertisement." ”

"What have you decided?" A sigh in front of the TV asked.

Feng didn't answer, just pointed to the screen. Because this version of the tape has no ads at all, and the next paragraph of the Oscars is also recorded separately, after a simple picture jump, it is time to reveal.

I saw Oscar standing beside Feng Bujue and glanced at the words he wrote on the operating table. Then his expression changed slightly, and he squinted at Feng Bujue without a trace, and there was a strange look in his eyes.

"Okay, let's see, I don't feel the title of this issue of 'I'm a Writer'......" "Oscar is a professional host after all, even if what Feng Bujue writes is outrageous, Oscar has to remain calm on the surface."

As the host raised his hand, the five words written by Feng Bujue appeared on the big screen at the scene - please feel free to complain. (To be continued)