There is a history of cat bells, dating back to ancient Egyptian times.

It is believed that the existence of the ancient Egyptians is evidence of a prehistoric supercivilization, because in addition to writing and drawing on a square stone tablet all day long, they also worshipped cats as gods.

It is also believed that it is precisely because the first humans that cats came into contact with on Earth were these dead otaku who wanted to make themselves into figures and put them in triangular lockets even after death, so they also gave up the idea of destroying the planet through the above-mentioned worship behavior, and instead used the stupid two-legged beast as a slave for themselves to play with and play, turning the entire Blue Star into a playground for cats......

All this is the fault of the ancient Egyptians!

Well, while it is true that daily smoking can lead to addiction and unrealistic hallucinations, let's put aside these historical legacies and return to the original content.

On ancient Egyptian frescoes and stone slabs, there are already images of cats with collars and hanging ornaments around their necks.

Originally, the purpose of these pendants was to ensure that the priests of the Cat God Cult could find their god as soon as possible - as Hao Qi's girlfriend Xia Miaomiao did, it was not uncommon for cats to find a quiet and undetectable corner or platform in an empty temple to sleep on, but the stupid two-legged slaves would always be shocked by this, so a metal object that would make a crisp, easy-to-distinguish sound and look beautiful at the same time, It became a tribute to the cats and gods of the two-legged beasts.

Later, the cat worship began to spread like a plague, and the number of cats also increased rapidly around the world. It is also from this time that the cat bell has become the standard for domestic cats who go out frequently, whenever an idiot cat approaches, the sound of the bell will be the first to alert the wild birds, so that these attempts to pounce on them and do some strange things are futile.

In the final analysis, the most important function of the cat bell is to give the cat more "presence", although this is not a good thing for cats who are used to stealth movements, but ...... Isn't there an assassin who will kill all the enemies he encounters in order to complete the secret infiltration?

"Xia Miaomiao!"

"The battle was a great success!"

Although it was not possible to complete the sneak attack at the door ambush because of the bell, however, after completing the "extermination" of Hao Qi with lightning speed, the cat girlfriend ran triumphantly, bringing a series of cheerful bells.

"You're completely thinking of yourself as a cat......"

Hao Qi, who returned from going out to pick up takeaways, was made to cry and laugh by his girlfriend's childish behavior, but his cat girlfriend was obviously happy with this kind of behavior.

"People are cats now!"

As she said this, the cat raised its head on its toes and flicked the bell hanging over its chest with its paws.

Obviously, she liked the new accessory and toy, and Hao Qi herself was quite satisfied with its function of reminding the cat's girlfriend of her position at all times.

"Jingle ......"

Needless to say, this is the girlfriend running to eat cat food.

"Jingle ......"

It's drinking water.

"When the ......"

Drinking too much water, I ran to the toilet.

"Jingle Bell...... Jingle ......"

Or is it on tuba...... Well, it looks like we're going to have to shovel again.

"Jingle Bell......

Although the sound of the bell is very pleasant, it is true, but after listening to it too much, I always feel that it is like that.

swept away the takeaway, and because of the relationship that tossed all day, Hao Qi decided to go to bed early today.

"Xia Miaomiao, I'm going to talk about it today, absolutely...... Definitely can't bother me again! ”

"Alright, alright! Don't worry! ”

The cat girlfriend generously stretched out her paws and patted Hao Qi's arm as a sign of reassurance, and by the way, the bell rang again.

"That's pretty much ......"

It looks like I'll be able to get a good night's sleep tonight and make up for the lack of sleep these days.

Full of such a beautiful vision, after browsing the web page in front of the computer for a while, Hao Qi, yawning, plunged into the soft big bed.

"Jingle ......"

"Jingle Bell......

"Dangdangdang......"

“……”

What the hell, I can't sleep at all.

Hao Qi, who was sleepy, opened his eyes blankly after rolling over and over for more than half an hour.

To say that the cat girlfriend did not come to harass him at all as agreed today, not only did she not harass, but she didn't even come to the bedroom, it seems that she was planning to watch a drama in the living room and then go to bed directly.

But the problem is that even without Xia Miaomiao's harassment, he doesn't know why today, although his eyes are closed, every time he seems to be about to fall into a dream, but every time he is in a critical moment, he will always be woken up by the subtle, originally pleasant-sounding sound of bells.

"It must be that the nerves have been too sensitive lately...... It was just a small voice. ”

forced himself to close his eyes again, and this time, Hao Qi directly used the killer weapon of counting sheep.

"A Sheep ......"

"Jingle ......"

"Two Sheep ......"

"Jingle ......"

"Three Sheep ......"

"Jingle Bell......

“……”

"No! I can't sleep at all if I go on like this! ”

Hao Qi, who straightened up all of a sudden, turned over and jumped out of bed in annoyance, and rushed into the living room with a puff of smoke.

"Hey, I thought you were asleep."

Seeing Hao Qi suddenly appear, the cat who was leaning on the sofa in a strange posture lazily waved his paws at him, driving the bell on his neck to ring again.

It's this voice, which is insignificant compared to the volume of the TV at this time, but when Hao Qi heard this now, he felt irritated for no reason.

"That, Miao Miao, discuss something with you."

"What's wrong? Let's start with it, people have been sleeping for a long time during the day, so they are not sleepy at all now! ”

"No, no, no, I'm not trying to get you to bed early, I mean ......"

Hao Qi smiled shy and leaned over to the puzzled cat.

"Can you take off this collar and bell first?"

"Take it off?"

The cat gave him a blank look.

"You said before that you were afraid that you wouldn't be able to find someone, what if you lose your temper with someone again? No! ”

"Miao Miao...... I'm wrong, this bell keeps ringing, and I can't sleep at all. ”

Hao Qi, who had a bitter face, could only obediently confess the truth.

"It has nothing to do with people, does it?"

Xia Miaomiao, who finally understood the situation, blew her beard angrily.

"I used to say that I disturbed your sleep, but now I am watching TV in the living room, and you say that the bell is noisy to you...... It's too much, no! ”

She stretched out her paws and pointed at Hao Qi with a dissatisfied expression.

"Anyway, the bell was given by you, and the old lady said that it was impossible to take it off so easily!"

"Miao Miao ......"

"Don't listen! Disagree! No negotiable! ”

"When the ......"

As the cat shook its little head into a rattle, the bell also happily made a pleasant mockery to Hao Qi, who had planted his own bitter fruit.

So, what else could he do?

The bell that you hang up by yourself is even if you kneel...... I have to find a way to take it off, ahhh