Chapter 14: Beheading and Ling Chi
As the saying goes, a good man can't stand three bubbles.
However, Xia Miaomiao is not a hero, but a beautiful girl...... Well, at least it used to be.
In fact, if she hadn't turned into a cat, this time probably wouldn't have happened, but on the other hand, if she hadn't turned into a cat, then, presumably, with her girl's delicate body, she probably wouldn't have been able to survive these two days and could only lie down in the hospital to hang salt water.
Fortunately, the cat girlfriend survived.
On the first day, he was tired of going in and out of the bathroom countless times, and on the second day, he was sick and had no appetite at all, and finally just ate a little cat food and drank some water under Hao Qi's persuasion and semi-compulsion, but by the morning of the third day, Xia Miaomiao suddenly miraculously recovered her previous spirit.
As for why Hao Qi can be sure of this......
"Get up! Get up! Hao Qi, hurry up! ”
Hao Qi, who hadn't rested much for two consecutive days, had to lift his heavy eyelids up a slit before six o'clock in the morning, under Xia Miaomiao's sudden multiple offensives.
As far as the eye could see, the cat girlfriend was squatting on his chest menacingly, with two front paws left and right, and was taking turns slapping his face in an attempt to wake him up.
…… So at this moment, Hao Qi was glad that he had made the right choice at the wrong time - because he was worried about retaliation in the future, he had trimmed all ten of his cat girlfriend's ten front paws when she was sick.
It is precisely because of this that he has now avoided the tragic end of being scratched by his girlfriend early in the morning.
"Miao Miao, are you okay...... Let me sleep a little longer......"
"Hao Qi! I'll bite you if you sleep again! ”
"Bite it, bite it...... Anyway, I've gotten used to it for the past two days......"
"You...... You get up for the old lady! ”
Looking at her little appearance full of energy, Hao Qi was even more sure that her body had probably recovered, so he closed her eyes again with peace of mind.
But after a short while, he felt a lightness in his chest, and something furry rushed directly between his feet into the quilt.
"Hao Qi~"
Because of the existence of the quilt, the bewitching voice made by the cat girlfriend who deliberately pinched her sharp throat at the moment sounded creepy.
"I heard...... Other people's girlfriends will give their boyfriends a 'good morning bite'? ”
Without waiting for Hao Qi to taste his girlfriend's intentions from this sentence, the next moment, he suddenly screamed, jumped out of bed directly, covered his crotch, and his face was full of grief and indignation.
"Xia Miaomiao! You...... You are ungrateful! I'm sorry for serving you desperately these days......"
This sentence is a big truth, after all, the result of Xia Miaomiao's frequent visits to the bathroom in the past two days is that the workload of him, the shovel officer, has also increased - on the first day, he even had to frequently change the entire pot of cat litter to ensure that the cat girlfriend's poop environment is neat and clean.
As a result, now, under his careful care, he has recovered his mental cat girlfriend, and the first big move is to carry out a brutal counterattack against him!
"That's because the person who gave me milk in the first place is also you, meow!"
Coming out of the bed, licking her paws with a dissatisfied face, Xia Miaomiao's speech to reveal the truth made Hao Qi only bow his head in a weak heart.
"It's not the first time, so I'm inexperienced......
"Inexperienced the first time? You ...... with me for the first time At that time, it seems to be very proficient! ”
That's because even if you are a virgin, at least you won't lose to anyone in terms of theoretical experience!
Well, even Hao Qi himself knows that this is not a reason to be able to convince himself, after all, it is an established fact that his girlfriend is sick because of his carelessness.
But even so...... You Xia Miaomiao can't joke about the happiness of herself and her boyfriend in the second half of your life, right?!
Someone else's girlfriend's good morning bite is enjoyment, how can it become a punishment when it comes to you!
In this regard, Xia Miaomiao, who licked her claws slowly, once again offered a killer feature that made Hao Qi speechless.
"Anyway, no matter what the concubine does, she will be forgiven, because the concubine is now a cat."
So Hao Qi understood again...... What is the battle that doomed the loser from the beginning.
"Okay...... So what the hell is I going to do when I get out of bed? ”
"I'm hungry."
The girlfriend replied so bluntly and naturally.
"Isn't the cat food already in the cat's rice bowl for you!"
"People want to eat fresh - besides, don't really think that the old lady is raising a cat, Hao Qi!"
Despair.
At this moment, Hao Qi hated from the bottom of his heart the guy who might exist and made his originally well-behaved, cute, docile and considerate girlfriend become the outrageous cat he is now.
It's a pity that the fact that his girlfriend has become a cat is the same as his current situation, and there is no reason to talk about it.
All he can do now is to put aside his worries, shake his spirits, and start his new day as a shovel officer and boyfriend.
After turning on the TV for the cat queen and offering cat food and pure water, Hao Qi went to the bathroom to check on her poop last night.
To say that human beings are really terrible creatures, once they get used to anything that they originally resisted, they will become so natural - of course, it is not just Hao Qi shoveling here, but also Xia Miaomiao herself, who did not obstruct this at all as she did on the first day, but became very comfortable accepting all this?
Thankfully, as the shopkeeper's sister said, after the gastrointestinal function returned to normal after two days of conditioning, the cat's girlfriend's poop has also regained its strips, although the gloved fingers are still a little soft to touch...... However, it can be judged that he has generally recovered his health.
"That's right...... But is it really good to take your girlfriend's poop and study it seriously? ”
In this regard, someone said that he was completely in the mentality of breaking the jar.
skillfully put the cat litter wrapped poop into the prepared garbage bag, and cleaned up part of the surrounding cat litter and then re-injected the new cat litter and then sifted it, Hao Qi, who had done all this, washed his hands and returned to the living room. Shares sat next to his girlfriend.
"Miao Miao...... You don't think you're doing anything with your body, right? ”
"Hmm...... Now Xia Miaomiao is a cat full of vitality! ”
"That's good......"
Gently rubbing his girlfriend's coat, Hao Qi paused for a moment, and then opened his mouth in a sincere whisper.
"I'm sorry."
"Huh?"
The cat girlfriend, who was concentrating on watching TV and eating cat food, glanced up at Hao Qi with some confusion.
"Really, I'm sorry...... It's not good for me, if it weren't for me, Miao Miao, you wouldn't be sick......"
This time it is a sincere apology, even if it is confirmed that his girlfriend has recovered her health, for Hao Qi, this is also what he must do as a boyfriend.
"What are you doing...... Suddenly so serious. ”
I didn't think it at first, but it wasn't until I noticed her boyfriend's serious and solemn apology face that Xia Miaomiao realized how important this apology was to Hao Qi.
"Actually...... I don't really blame you. ”
The little paw pressed on the remote control and turned the TV to silent, and the cat girlfriend obediently got into Hao Qi's arms.
"Actually, in the past two days when I was sick, I was already very touched that you could worry about me so much and take care of me so much......
Speaking of which, in order to make her words sound more convincing, Xia Miaomiao solemnly flashed at Hao Qi with a small section of the light, and now there is no deterrent claw.
"Otherwise, do you think I'll leave it at that?"
Feeling his girlfriend's usual gentleness and intimacy again, Hao Qi finally laughed with relief.
"Then it's okay, don't pursue it?"
"Well...... You also have to promise others first that you won't be held accountable for the thing that bit you just now! ”
"Huh? That's not going to work! I'm a very vindictive person! ”
Seeing that her boyfriend, who was still guilty just now, was about to turn over and become the owner in the blink of an eye, the cat girlfriend rolled her eyes and licked Hao Qi's fingers with her tongue.
"Big deal...... It's a big deal that people don't need their teeth tomorrow, is it okay to use their tongues? ”
"Hiss......"
Feeling the touch of being rubbed by tiny barbs on his fingers, and imagining the terrifying scene that might have occurred the next morning, Hao Qi couldn't help but gasp.
If I have to talk about the difference between the two options, it is probably ...... What is the difference between beheading and Ling Chi?