Chapter Ninety-Three: There Is No Comedy in This World? (5th Update)

"Uh...... Not a joke. It's a comedy, that is, a kind of ...... that is generally portrayed and performed with exaggerated techniques, clever structures, and witty lines" Yu Xian himself doesn't know how to define comedy, and the description is stammering, more or less marginal.

Li Ling blinked her eyes quickly, looking puzzled: "Isn't what you said just a joke?" The joke I'm talking about is a noun, not an ironic one. ”

Yu Xian looked at Li Ling with a tangled face, pursed his lips, and simply explained in a different way: "I mean it's similar to sketches and cross talk, which can make people laugh - movies!" ”

"Isn't that still a joke?"

[I'll wipe it!] How obsessed with jokes are you?! 】

"Haha, I won't tease you," Li Ling shook her head and drunkenly approached Yu Xian, "You mean that kind of- a movie that is trying to make the audience laugh, right?" ”

"Yes, yes!" Yu Xian hurriedly nodded in agreement.

"Alas, such a film does not exist. Think about it, who would want to pay for a movie ticket just to make themselves smile? If you want to laugh, just search on the Internet, what jokes, funny jokes, spoof videos or something, grab a lot of them! What is a movie? Movies are to take a small part of us in reality to associate, expand, and sublimate. In other words, a movie is a life. Ha, do you think moviegoers will pay for a ridiculous life? Li Ling looked at Yu Xian with a look of disbelief as she poured the vodka into the goblet in her hand again.

"Sister Ling, you are far away, as the saying goes, 'I am willing to buy a thousand dollars'. You can't be in a depressing, sad environment, can you? Such...... People will go crazy! ”

[Isn't there a comedy movie in this world?] Or is it biased against comedy? Is it that no one thinks about designing this piece, or is the world thinking like Sister Ling? 】

"What you said made my influence on you much less. Isn't it easy to be happy? Eating, drinking, playing, which one of them can make you happy? Li Ling sighed, and then said in a tone of hatred, "If my guess is correct, your parents should have some understanding of this aspect of the movie." ”

"Huh?" Yu Xian felt that his brain waves were difficult to match with Li Ling, I don't know if it was because he was a reborn traverser, or because Li Ling was drunk and his thoughts were more floating.

"Yu-Xian, the other way around, it's salty-fish, right?"

"Uh-huh."

"How did the word salted fish become popular? At the beginning of this century, the famous Bauhinia City actor Zhou Xingxing had such a line in his self-directed and self-starred work "The King of Tragedy": "If you don't have a dream, what is the difference between being a man and a salted fish". It is because of this line that the word salted fish quickly became popular throughout China, and some people still use and borrow it. ”

[Meow meow?! Shouldn't it be Hong Kong actor Stephen Chow's lines in "Kung Fu Football"? The tragic king of Shente Meow, Master Xing, have you transformed into a tragic actor in this world? 】

"This ...... I ......" Yu Xian felt like a fish in his throat, and he didn't know what to say for a while.

"What's wrong, little salted fish?" Li Ling saw that Yu Xian was a little strange, and asked with concern.

"It's okay, my brain hurts...... Yu Xian held his forehead, not wanting to speak.

"Well, you're reacting normally. After all, in this "King of Tragedy", after saying this line, the male protagonist jumped from a tall building and ended his young life. Li Ling realized that she had seen through Yu Xian's inner thoughts, and said that she was talking and laughing helplessly.

[What if I wipe it?! What the hell is this?! How can I think it's all comedy, why do I still have an ending of jumping off a building and committing suicide? 】

"Sister Ling, do you think that comedy movies should not exist, or have they existed, but they are not accepted by the world?" Yu Xian cautiously threw out the question, looking forward to Li Ling's reply.

"You can't judge whether you should or not. No one has made any comedy movies since the advent of hit movies. Existence is reasonable, but what, it has never existed, do you say it is reasonable or not? Li Ling picked up a piece of cooked beef stained with seasoning and put it in her mouth, and chewed it with great enjoyment.

After listening to Li Ling's reply, the corners of Yu Xian's mouth couldn't help but outline a faint smile: "Sister Ling is right, existence is reasonable." Since it didn't exist, let me make it reasonable! ”

"Hahaha!" Li Ling laughed, burped halfway through laughter, and a rich smell of wine mixed with the smell of fried peanuts and cold cooked beef spurted out, which made Yu Xian feel a little pungent.

"Newborn calves are not afraid of tigers, and young people are like that! Eh, I'm not hurting you, it's a good thing to have motivation and hard work, if conditions permit, your sister Ling will definitely support you. After all, several of my devices haven't moved, so instead of dragging and dragging all these things until they have to be sold, it's better to let them move again. Li Ling licked her lips and sighed lightly, "The ideal is very plump, and the reality is very skinny." The money invested in making a movie is not something you can afford. In the same way, I can't, and if I could, I wouldn't have gotten to this point. ”

How much money does a movie need? Millions, tens of millions, hundreds of millions?

Speaking of funds, Yu Xian still has millions on hand. However, let's not say whether these millions can be enough to support the filming of a comedy movie. First of all, the later returns are not easy to predict, after all, this is not the same as the world in Yu Xian's previous life; Secondly, it is still the "salted fish physique" that gives Yu Xian a headache, and it is good to let him plan or direct it for a day or two, but making a movie, especially a movie of medium quality, no matter how streamlined it is, it will take several months.

[Is there really no way? 】

Yu Xian racked his brains and thought about it, his eyebrows as if they were about to tie a knot.

"I appreciate your kindness. Maybe this is fate, my film and television company is destined to go bankrupt and go bankrupt. Haha, it's really a double defeat in love and the workplace. Li Ling lifted the glass containing vodka, and saw that there was not much left, so she shook it a few times and hit it straight to her mouth.

[Tsk, is it really impossible to have no money? Eh...... Huh?! 】

Suddenly, a spiritual light crossed Yu Xian's mind.

"There it is! Sister Ling, I want to ......"

"Bang-" Li Ling's arm drooped, and the wine bottle fell to the ground. The next moment, Li Ling's head tilted and hit Yu Xian's chest.

"Sister Ling?" As soon as Yu Xian wanted to reach out and help him up, Li Ling's head slipped down again and rushed straight to Yu Xian's lower abdomen.

"Hmm!" Yu Xian reacted too late. only to feel a burst of warmth quickly wrap around his lower body......