Chapter 6 I'll Plant the Flag Here Today!
After a battle royale, Mo Wangqiu and Kasumigaoka Shiyu successfully escaped from the pursuit of several security guards, and the two ran into a family restaurant one after another, panting as if they had lost half their lives.
"Ha~ It's really dangerous, it's definitely not a joke to be caught in that situation." Mo Wangqiu looked like he had palpitations, although he was forced at first, but he really drew lines on the playground to play, he actually had a feeling that he couldn't stop, this kind of strange pleasure, could it be the legendary deviant?
"I've said I'll invite you to dinner, and you can order whatever you want." I don't know how long it took, Kasumigaoka Shiyu took the menu from a waiter, glanced at it, and handed it to Mo Wangqiu.
"Just a glass of juice." Mo Wangqiu took the menu, casually ordered a signature juice and returned the menu to Kasumigaoka Shiyu: "Unlike you, a bad girl, I still plan to go home for dinner obediently." ”
Because of his previous experience, Mo Wangqiu had a wrong understanding of the Kasumigaoka Shiyu in front of him, but the other party didn't mean to be angry, but put a few more checks on the menu, and then called the waiter on the side.
"Give this gentleman another 'maid kiss'."
This family restaurant is very avant-garde, and the waiter is dressed in a novelty, a short skirt with lace trim, and there seems to be nothing wrong with saying that it is a maid outfit, so the waiter girl who is dressed lightly is looking at Mo Wangqiu who was pointed at by Kasumigaoka Shiyu with a shocked face.
"She's kidding." Mo Wangqiu sweated for a moment, and hurriedly clarified.
After the waitress girl left in a hurry, Mo Wangqiu glared at the black straight girl in front of her with an unhappy expression: "Are you a demon?" That girl just now was serious. ”
"Isn't that great? It feels like you've found a hidden menu. Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu held her cheeks and looked at Mo Wangqiu with interest.
"I've been observing human beings since just now, and human beings have been observing non-stop, which plane are you the 'Kamisama' that crossed over? I'm not a second-year junior high school student, so let's graduate from the delusional world as soon as possible. Mo Wangqiu shook his head and looked at the wall clock on the side, it was already past six o'clock, and the escape game just now wasted too much time.
Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu didn't pay attention to Mo Wangqiu, and didn't know where to take out a black notebook and write it seriously.
Mo Wangqiu sighed, and made up his mind to run away after drinking the juice, although this girl is very eye-catching, but I feel that the radio waves of the two do not match, and it is very difficult to communicate.
"Have you watched "Haruhi Suzumiya"?" Kasumigaoka Shiyu asked suddenly.
"What do you want to say? We just learned how the head of the troupe scribbled on the playground, and now we still have to do a cool palace dance? "Compared with the special symbols used by Haruhi Liangong to communicate with aliens, future people, and superpowers in the original book, the sentence that Mo Wangqiu just drew to offer blessings to a better world can really be regarded as a mess.
It's painful to know the existence of a meme years more than anyone else, because no one else understands when you say it.
"I won't stop you if you want to jump." Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu flipped through the notebook lightly and looked at Mo Wangqiu seriously: "Do you know? In an excellent light novel, the characters have souls, and under the author's endowment, their thoughts, actions, and thinking patterns are no different from normal people. If you want to write a good novel, character building is the top priority. ”
Mo Wangqiu looked at Kasumigaoka's black notebook and asked, "Are you writing a novel?" ”
"I've won an award at a magazine before." Kasumigaoka Shiyu had a flat face, as if he was saying a trivial matter that didn't matter: "There is a chance to officially publish a book." It's just a light novel, but it feels okay. ”
"Isn't that amazing?"
In the Japanese industry, light novels are a very special existence, the main audience is young people, it is easy to read and easy for people to substitute for it, and it is easy to appear some whimsical works. On the other hand, although it is not as rigorous as traditional literature, its writing techniques are flexible and changeable, and the threshold is low, and it has developed particularly rapidly in Sakurajima.
And light novels are easy to link with comics, animation, and games, and an excellent light novel can drive the development of countless derivative works, such as the "Suzumiya Haruhi" series, the novel sold nearly 12 million copies, and the animated version of 06 years has sold more than 770,000 DVDs/BD70,000 copies, which can rub most of the current animations on the ground. There are also derivative games, doujin collections...... How many people were fed?
Anyway, the author of the cool palace, Kawahara Li, can live a life of playing mahjong every day and dreaming of death by relying on this novel.
"Leave aside the undisciplined authors." Kasumigaoka Shiyu seemed to have a big opinion of Kawahara Li, she knocked on the table and asked Mo Wangqiu, "What do you think is the reason for the success of the Suzumiya Kasuga series?" ”
So where does Haruhi Suzumiya's success come from? Aside from the literary nature of the original novel, the most outstanding thing about this work is the characters with distinct personalities, right?
The SOS head Haruhi Tsuzumiya who is always full of vitality and can betray the members of the department [Hue] without hesitation, the hard-working complaint, and the unlucky male protagonist Ah Xu, who is exploited by the head of the regiment from time to time, the big-breasted sister 496 senior sister from the future, the disgusting and handsome Furuzumi Kazuki with a black belly, and a generation of cute king Nagato Yuki......
Even though many years have passed, Mo Wangqiu still easily recalls these characters, even if the storyline is blurred, he can still easily recall the cute brainwashing of the SOS troupe, and can easily recall the classic line of the head of the group, Haruhi Cooliya.
"I'm not interested in ordinary humans, if there are aliens, future people, people from another world, or superpowers among you, come and take care of me as soon as possible! Above. ”
Kasumigaoka Shiyu smiled happily, and Mo Wangqiu somewhat understood what she meant by human observation.
"That's why you made me do those things." Mo Wangqiu touched his nose slightly, "But it's not good to learn anything, but it's the one with the biggest problem in learning." And can't you explain it well before you act? ”
"It turned out to be good, wasn't it?" Kasumigaoka Shiyu yawned, looked at the food that had just come up, and looked uninterested: "More than I imagined, help me share a part?" ”
"It's okay, why are you calling so much?" Mo Wangqiu was helpless, but he didn't refuse, but continued to ask: "So what, your human observation has a result, right?" Did you find some inspiration? ”
"It's fine." Kasumigaoka Shiwa replied.
"It's interesting."
"What?" Kasumigaoka Shiyu subconsciously asked.
"I mean, it was kind of fun to do that." Mo Wangqiu smoothly dropped a glass of juice and gently wiped the corners of his mouth: "Although I don't know what the results of your human observation are, it's fun like just now." If there is a similar event next time, you can call me. ”
Kasumigaoka Shiyu glanced at Mo Wangqiu, didn't say much, but took out a white fruit mobile phone.
"Do you think it's a club event? Let's settle today's troubles first. How many Penguins are you? ”
"46300XXXX, what's wrong?"
"What's going on with this avatar? Huskies? Sure enough, he has the demeanor of a single dog. Kasumigaoka Shiyu took back her mobile phone, stood up and said, "One more thing, this restaurant does not support mobile phone transfers, I remember that you have a lot of cash...... I'll transfer the money to you right now, along with the morning ice cream. ”
Mo Wangqiu nodded, indicating that he understood.
After that, Kasumigaoka Shiyu said hello and left on his own, as if he was going to catch the train.
Looking at the back of Kasumigaoka Shiyu leaving, Mo Wangqiu shook his head, didn't think much about it, picked up his phone and looked, and sure enough, there was a prompt that a new friend asked to add his penguin number.
"It turned out to be a selfie." Mo Wangqiu glanced at the avatar, and saw the name of "Xia Shizi", it was easy to determine the identity of the other party, and just wanted to add the other party as a friend, at this time suddenly a phone call came.
"Di Di Di ~"
The usual unremarkable ringtone.
"Hey, is it Mo Wangqiu?" There was a crisp female voice on the other end of the phone, which was very good, but the content of what was said made Mo Wangqiu secretly pinch a cold sweat, "Regarding the graffiti you and Kasumigaoka Shiyu on the playground,The school needs an explanation.,Please go to the school office of Minegasaki School Park tomorrow morning to talk in detail.。 ”
It's bad, Mo Wangqiu then remembered that he directly drew his name and the name of Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu on the ground on a whim, and now there is no room for quibbling, and everyone has stolen goods at all! What's the point of running for your life just now?
Hanging up the phone, Mo Wangqiu had no choice but to honestly ask for guilt. Alas, I wonder what kind of punishment will be? Although the occasional little naughty is very good, it seems that the aftermath is also troublesome.
Mo Wangqiu was a little apprehensive, because the other party clearly told him in the phone just now that Mo Wangqiu's guardians, that is, the Kato couple, already knew about the matter. And the two sides have already negotiated cordially and friendly, and the rest is just as long as Mo Wangqiu goes back and explains it himself.
Phew, isn't this just a lawsuit to parents?
Unexpectedly, things turned out somewhat unexpectedly.
"It's just a trifle." Mo Wangqiu, who returned home, took the initiative to talk to Aunt Ryoko about it, but he didn't expect the other party to scold him, but gave him a thumbs up, "It's worthy of my nephew, I hooked up with a girl the next day after I came to Sakurajima, I heard that he was still an honor student in the first grade, this is the so-called people can't be good-looking!" ”
"Aunt Ryoko, can't you be serious? The teacher sounded angry when he called. Mo Wangqiu objected to the adjective that people should not be good-looking.
"It's okay, it's okay, I'm an old classmate with her, you can go and help clean up the words on the playground tomorrow." Aunt Ryoko took out her mobile phone and motioned for Mo Wangqiu to look over, "Tut-tut, Shiyu of Kasumigaoka, this name sounds very talented, have I seen it anywhere?" ”
"Not what you think." Mo Wangqiu didn't know how to explain this matter to Aunt Ryoko for a while, but fortunately, he just let himself clean up the graffiti, and he didn't mean to be held responsible, otherwise it would be a big trouble.
"Compared to that Kasumigaoka Shiyu, my family's Xiaohui's combat power is only five." Aunt Ryoko suddenly put on a distressed look and sighed, "If Megumi continues like this, she won't even be able to hook up with the most useless-looking cousin." ”
"Aunt Ryoko, I feel that you have a big opinion about my appearance." Mo Wangqiu paused, remembered what Megumi Kato had done before, and retorted: "Megumi is very cute, don't hack her...... Uh, I mean, Xiaohui is so virtuous, it's so much better than that problem girl who brings harm to others if she doesn't agree with her! If she hadn't been my cousin, I'd have done it a long time ago. Uh, so you're here! ”
“……”
Mo Wangqiu only found out at this time that Kato Megumi was standing behind him, holding a long spoon in his hand. With an apron wrapped around his waist, it looks like he wants to urge himself and Aunt Ryoko to eat.
Mo Wangqiu's face flushed, but he didn't know how to explain it for a while.
On the other hand, I don't know if it's an illusion, Mo Wangqiu seems to notice that his cousin Megumi Kato's face seems to be red too, and he also shows an angry expression.
"No way, although I know that you are my sister's son, but you look too much like your brother-in-law when you were a child. Tsk, I really don't want to admit that the unlucky man is my brother-in-law. Because she was reading a magazine, Aunt Ryoko didn't see the embarrassing scene between Mo Wangqiu and Megumi Kato just now, but she still added fuel to the fire unscrupulously: "Although there is a big problem with your speech, but there is no blood relationship, even God will forgive you." Isn't there a light novel called "My Sister Can't Be So Cute" recently? I predicted that the male protagonist would end up with his sister. ”
"Aunt Ryoko, shut up." Mo Wangqiu wanted to cry without tears, as if he hadn't heard his sister-in-law hack his father, he carefully looked at Megumi Kato's expression, and found that the other party didn't seem to be angry, so he breathed a sigh of relief.
"Your prophecy is not accurate at all.,I think this light novel will be animated.,The final ending will be changed by magic.,The male protagonist gives all the female protagonists good person cards and then dies alone.。