Chapter 728: Advanced Swearing Method
"I'll go to Nima Land!" Zilu is furious! Immediately overturned the table in front of him.
"Bang dang!"
"Whoa!"
The tea set and other places on the table fell to the ground and shattered on the spot. These tea sets are all ceramic, not bronze, where can they be dropped?
After Zilu overturned the table, he stepped forward again, and he was about to fight with the shopkeeper.
"Zilu!"
"Zilu!"
Confucius and Min Ziqian both jumped up and hurriedly held Zilu down.
"If you break the table, you have to pay for it!" The shopkeeper didn't have anything to do, looked at the violent Zilu with a calm expression, and said.
"Lose! I'll lose a penny! Zilu roared.
"Why don't you try it?" The shopkeeper sneered: "If you don't compensate, you will have a beating!" No compensation! ”
"You? You? Don't stop me! Don't stop me! Whining! Zilu struggled, but he couldn't break free from Confucius and Min Ziqian, and he was so anxious that he was about to cry.
If it weren't for the two of them pulling him, he would have played with the shopkeeper.
"Tell me all about it? Isn't it? The shopkeeper spread his hands to the other passengers in the hall and explained, "Isn't that the reason?" Let's say okay, everyone is reasonable, isn't it? Do you see him? He's going to fight! ”
"Hey! Feed! Among the passengers, some people stood up unconvinced and pointed out: "Shopkeeper! Is this unkind to you? Isn't it? Why do you call people stupid? ”
"Yes! Shopkeeper! You shouldn't call people stupid! Someone else stood up and blamed the shopkeeper.
"That's right! You shouldn't curse! Be reasonable! You curse first, and people overturn the table last. So! Broken things, no compensation......"
"Yes, yes, yes! No compensation! ”
Under the leadership of a few people, everyone helped Zilu speak, feeling that the shopkeeper's approach was wrong.
Zilu heard that everyone was talking for him, and he gradually lost some of his anger. But he was still struggling, with a frame of readiness to rush up and fight at any moment.
Confucius and Min Ziqian continued to press the sub-road. They know Zilu's temper, and if you don't hold him down, he's definitely going to go up and fight. After three days of no fighting, his bones swelled.
"What's wrong with me? What's wrong with me? I'm not swearing, am I? I was wronged! I'm innocent! The shopkeeper looked innocent and spread his hands towards everyone.
"You're still here! Everyone proves that you cursed! You? You profiteer! Zilu scolded.
"Yes! Shopkeeper! We can all testify! You're swearing! You call all three of them stupid and stupid! You can't afford it! If you are bad! How are you going to make us believe in the future? We won't be staying in your store in the future. ”
"Yes! Shopkeeper! If you are a man, you have to dare to act! You said! Have you ever cursed? ”
"You're swearing! You're a fool to call people! You also scolded the three of them for being stupid and stupid! We can all testify! Shopkeeper! You? I look down on you! ”
“……”
Everyone is very righteous, and they all help Zilu to prove it and accuse the shopkeeper of Lai. Obviously scolded, but said that there was no scolding! Who are they? If it weren't for the fact that they couldn't find a place to live after dark, the labor and management packed up their luggage and left, and the labor and management of this store would not have lived.
"Wronged! Treat unjustly! Whining! The shopkeeper saw that everyone was accusing him in unison, and the accusation was almost the same, so he pressed his hands down and motioned everyone to stop, stop criticizing, and listen to my explanation.
"Are you wronged? How have you been wronged? ”
"How can I be wronged? I was wronged because I was interrupted by him before I finished speaking! He overturned my desk! Whining! I mean: are the three of them stupid? ......," the shopkeeper argued.
Someone interrupted: "You clearly said, 'You are fools! Silly than! The three of you! ’。 ”
"Yes, yes, yes! That's what you just said! ”
"Yes, yes, yes! That's what he just said! He said it first to all of us, then to the three of them! We can all prove it! ”
"Yes! Oh, yes! That's it! ”
The righteous men in the hall rebuked again.
"Listen to me! Listen to me, everybody! I haven't finished my sentence yet, don't interrupt me! I'll explain it to you! I didn't mean to scold them! I mean: are you a fool? Are you stupid? ……”
"You're not swearing?" Someone else interrupted.
The shopkeeper pulled his face down and shouted, "Do you want me to speak?" ”
Under the shopkeeper's drink, the man was startled. The others in the hall listened and were all frightened.
Suddenly! The whole hall fell silent.
The shopkeeper glanced at the crowd and said, "I mean: you are fools! Silly than! The three of you! Otherwise, how could he be willing to pay thirty knife coins to live in such a firewood house? Isn't it? You're not stupid! Because! It's dark! You can't find an inn in the town, and you can't borrow it for the night, so where do you live if you don't live in a firewood house? Isn't it?
You are shrewd people! If you miss this village, you won't have this shop! Thirty knife coins, too cheap. Isn't it? What if you don't live in a firewood room? I'm going to suffer tonight! Isn't it? So! You three, not stupid! You're smarter than ghosts......"
"How am I listening? Do you just think you're scolding, you're scolding people around the bush? Someone in the hall muttered quietly.
Others also think: it seems like that! is obviously scolding, but under his explanation, it doesn't seem to be scolding! What's going on here?
Some people thought about it and couldn't help laughing.
When someone saw him laughing, they whispered, "What are you laughing at?" ”
"Hehehe!"
"Don't you think the shopkeeper is swearing?"
"Hehehe!" The man smiled: "The shopkeeper didn't curse!" ”
"Why didn't the shopkeeper scold? Obviously scolding people around the corner? ”
"The shopkeeper didn't curse! The shopkeeper is telling the truth! ”
"Honestly?"
"Why not the truth?" The man explained, "He hasn't finished his sentence yet, and what he means is: The three of them are not stupid!" If you are willing to pay thirty knife coins, you don't have to sleep in the wild at night! Isn't it? Value! Don't you know?
These days! The son of the town is married, the inn in the town is full of small people, and every family is full of relatives, and you can't borrow it for the night. Not to mention thirty knife coins, it is sixty knife coins, this firewood house must also live, and you must also smell the smell of horse urine! So! These three are shrewd! ”
"You? That! The questioner paused and asked, "What does he mean?" So the three of them are stupid? This, this, this? Whatever! Where is the firewood room worth thirty knife coins? ”
"Sixty knife coins are worth it! How is it not worth it? ”
"Fool thinks so!"
"That's it! Fools think so! ”
"Why do you think that's what a fool thinks?"
"It's a fool!"
"How can you be a fool?"
"Nine out of ten fools don't think they're fools!"
Just like the mentally ill in modern society, they obviously have a problem with their brains, but they just don't admit it. You say they have a problem with their brain, and they say in turn that you have a problem with your brain, you are mentally ill!
(End of chapter)