Chapter 42: Sakura-chan, Do You Want to Be Human?

"Let Shirley be the bait?" Chu Wudao.

Sakura frantically: "I, I'll be the bait myself!" ”

Chu Wu subconsciously glanced at Sakura's flat chest, and said suspiciously, "Is Kaka interested in you?" ”

"Chu Wu, you, it's too rude for you to say that! I'm also beautiful and sexy, okay! Don't measure the attractiveness of women with the stupid eyes of your fans, most men still prefer the touch of being able to hold in one hand! Sakura pinched her waist and said.

"The point is, you have to use a magnifying glass to find your breasts. You're 'one hand away', and you're at least one galaxy in between. ”

Sakura: ...

Sakura didn't squeak, and it took a long time before she said angrily: "Chu Wu, a man who judges a woman by the amount of milk is the worst!" ”

After saying that, Sakura was about to fly away in a huff.

But he was caught by Chu Wu in mid-air.

"Just kidding, don't be angry. Women are most beautiful when they are still smiling. Chu Wu smiled.

Sakura stood in Chu Wu's palm, clasped her hands in her arms, and twisted her face: "Hmph!" ”

The corners of Chu Wu's mouth twitched.

This little elf is arrogant compared to humans, and it is not inferior at all.

"The apology is insincere!" After a long time, Sakura suddenly said again.

"And what do you want me to do?" Chu Wudao.

"Tell me a story."

"What type of story?"

"Whatever."

"Hmm... Then I'll tell you about the legends of the elves on Earth, right? Chu Wudao.

Sakura was obviously very interested, and flew away directly from Chu Wu's palm and sat on Chu Wu's nose again.

Chu Wu now felt more and more that Sakura had serious bad intentions towards her nose.

"Say it, say it." Sakura said excitedly.

Chu Wu collected his emotions and said, "There are two legends about elves around the world. First, in Germanic mythology, after the great god Odin killed the giant Ymir, the elves were born from the giant's corpse and absorbed the giant's essence to become spiritual creatures. ”

"This one has a mythical feel. And then what? ”

"The second is the legend that Iceland has there. Say, one day, Eve was washing the child by the river, and then God came to her, and she hid the unwashed child. God asked, "Are all the children in sight?" Eve's acquiescence. God was angry when he heard this: "There is no need to hide the child in front of me!" The children you have hidden cannot live among the human race anymore! "And so the children were turned into beautiful elves." Chu Wu said again.

Sakura smiled: "This is a deception to a child, right?" This is too fake. ”

Chu Wu said: "Also, in many places, people believe that the elves are fallen angels, or that some pagans who are not good enough to let him ascend to heaven after death, but their sins are not enough to settle in hell, so they settle in the Middle Kingdom between the two, which is called the so-called elves. ”

"That's." After Sakura finished speaking, she paused, and then said, "We elves were born from the Elven Sacred Tree, and the Elven Sacred Tree is also known as the Sacred Tree of Life or the Tree of Eternity. In the mythology of our elves, the sacred tree of elves has existed since the birth of the earth. ”

"Wow. So how long have you elves been living on Earth? ”

"It's been a long, long time. Anyway, the history of our elves is much longer than the history of humans. Sakura was proud.

She paused, and then said, "However, it wasn't until a thousand years ago that humans with spirit bodies suddenly appeared on Litian Island, and we elves began to intersect with humans. ”

"Speaking of which, how did the elven envoy come to be?" Chu Wu said again.

Sakura shook her head, "I don't know." As I told you last time, there are many taboos in the elven world. The origin of the elven envoy is unknown to the queen, and probably only the high priest or the old immortals in the Elders' House know. ”

"House of Elders?"

It was the first time Chu Wu had heard of it.

"Oh, it's a small group of old elves who have come together to form a small group, and these old guys are very bad." When it comes to the House of Elders, Sakura gritted her teeth with hatred.

It seems that Sakura's resentment towards the House of Elders is no less than her resentment towards Kaka.

Chu Wu's eyes flickered, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

After a while, he collected his emotions, and then said curiously: "Sakura-chan, in the elven legends of the human world, elves are the same size as humans. Can you become human-proportioned? ”

This was a point that Chu Wu was quite curious about.

"According to the records of the elven holy scriptures, hundreds of millions of years ago, that is, in the age of dinosaurs on the earth, the great sage elf Kalisa was reborn and evolved into a holy angel, except for a pair of wings more than humans, the body size is already the same as that of modern humans. I heard that Kalisa-sama's wings can be hidden, just like modern humans. Sakura said.

"Hundreds of millions of years ago..."

The corners of Chu Wu's mouth twitched, there were too many places to complain, and he didn't know where to start for a while.

After a while, he collected his emotions and said, "Then where is she now?" ”

"I don't know."

"How did she evolve into a human form?" Chu Wu said again.

"I don't know."

"I'm dizzy, why don't you know anything?"

Sakura glared at Chu Wu and said, "There is no record in the Elf Sacred Scripture, how do I know?" Anyway, no elves have evolved into human forms since Lord Carissa. ”

She paused, and then said, "Actually, many elves in the elven community don't believe in this myth. Elves become human only to meet the expectations of some elves who want to become humans. ”

"Huh? There are even elves who want to become humans. Chu Wu looked at Sakura and said, "Sakura, do you want to become a human?" ”

"I don't want to."

Sakura didn't hesitate.

After a pause, Sakura remembered something, and looked vigilant: "Chu Wu, don't you want me to become a human and then be your sexual nu!" Don't! Miss Ben would rather bite her tongue and kill herself than be humiliated by you. ”

Chu Wu rubbed his head and said speechlessly: "Even if you become a human proportion, you will still have a flat chest. Don't worry, I'm not sexually interested in flat-chested women. ”

As soon as the words fell, Sakura immediately lay on Chu Wu's nose and bit it indiscriminately.

While biting back, he said: "Chu Wu is a big bastard, Chu Wu is a big bastard." Fans all over the world are going to die! ”

After biting for a while, Sakura exhaled angrily, "I don't want to pay attention to you!" ”

After saying that, he flew away directly.

And Chu Wu returned to the dormitory.

Li Shan has returned.

He looked a little depressed.

"What's wrong?" Chu Wu asked.

"Ugh." Li Shan sighed, and then said, "Because of Lord Mengfei's madness, Song Li broke up with me. ”

"That's it."

Chu Wu did not tell Li Shan the truth.

Even if there was no such thing as Meng Fei killing people, Song Li would have broken up with him.

Because Song Li's original purpose was to collect evidence of her crime through Li Shan, but Li Shan refused.

From that moment on, he had been abandoned by Song Li.

Chu Wu lay on the bed and thought about the enemies he needed to face, a Meng Fei, a Song Li, Niu He, and the black boss Monroe behind the two of them.

Chu Wu was not used to being beaten passively, so he decided to take the initiative.

"Meng Fei can't move for the time being. And Monroe was too deep in hiding, and he didn't know the details, so he dealt with Monroe's two little minions first. ”

(End of chapter)