Chapter Twenty-Three: I Can't Be the Only One Who Can Be Deceived! Everybody spin up!

Although in Hao Qi's cognition, cats should be outright carnivores, but ...... It seems that all she has eaten since Xia Miaomiao became a cat is cat food?

If you think about it from this perspective, it doesn't seem strange to add "cat grass" to the cat's recipe.

Because the shopkeeper's sister has given clear instructions, Hao Qi selected the so-called "natural cat grass planting set" from the Internet that night - including seeds, planting pots and nutrient soil, according to the above instructions, just wait until the goods are delivered, sprinkle the seeds evenly in the soil and water, and put them in a warm and sunny place, then, it will not take a week to grow enough cat grass for cats to eat.

"That is...... Are people going to eat grass in the future? ”

The cat girlfriend is still confused at this time because of the reality that she is about to turn into a herbivorous beautiful girl.

In this regard, Hao Qi was quite emotional.

"Eating grass...... It's better than eating dirt, right? ”

The reason why I say this is actually for a reason.

The 500 yuan of cat raising fund left by my mother before leaving has been consumed in just two weeks.

Although this is also the reason why he is too extravagant and wasteful, he buys what he sees, but ...... When he thought of the shelves of the "Pet" store, he suddenly felt ...... This is really a time when a person is inferior to a cat.

"Hao Qi Hao Qi! Wait a minute! ”

Just before he wanted to close the web page, his cat girlfriend, who was squatting on the bed, suddenly stepped on his shoulder and jumped onto the computer desk.

"What are you going to do, Xia Miaomiao?"

"Go to the online store! I'm also bored watching TV dramas all day! ”

“…… Are you sure you can use a computer right now? ”

"It's a little troublesome, but it's not you!"

The cat grinned. Sitting in front of the screen, he began to command his boyfriend.

"Let's look at women's clothing first!"

"Look at women's clothes, you can't wear them now......"

"If you can't wear it now, you can buy it for backup! What if you wait until people turn back into people and have no clothes to wear! ”

“…… I'm also convinced by your reasoning. ”

At the request of his girlfriend, he opened the women's clothing category, and then clicked on it under her command to browse, when the middle or mixed with the cat's strong order to "put it in the shopping cart", all the way down, Hao Qi, who was calculating the price, was also frightened.

"Almost, huh?"

"Hmm...... So let's get here first – cosmetics next! ”

"You're a cat! How can cats use cosmetics! ”

"What's wrong with the cat! Cats should also take good care of their fur! I think the hair conditioner I used before is good, so buy two bottles first! ”

“…… So are you sure you can use up the big bottle before you turn back into a human? ”

"What if you can't come back! Be prepared for the emergency! ”

“…… You're justified! ”

Although it is said that it is so, it ...... At least skin care for cats...... Or fur maintenance supplies, after all, no one uses expensive products, so ...... Let it be.

As a result, after looking at the cat supplies, Xia Miaomiao began to inch in again.

"That's right! Do you have any clothes for cats? ”

“…… What else do you have to wear? ”

"Oops! It's not for you that people dress up beautifully! ”

…… Obviously, the shopping truth that women are unhappy with is also applicable to cats.

In fact, when he saw all kinds of cat costumes, even Hao Qi himself was a little moved.

"This this, this! This one looks good! ”

"What, Hao Qi, when will your aesthetics be able to break away from the second dimension?"

"No! You see! Doesn't this maid outfit match the color of your coat? ”

"I think you're crazy about the cat-eared maid!"

“……”

So next, the cat girlfriend was satisfied with picking out a set of fancy clothes.

“…… So, what's the difference between this and the one I just chose? ”

"The difference is that your set is cat ears, and this set is the bat master!"

"You traitor to DC! Eat me forgive the iron fist of the giants! ”

"Huh? Say okay forgiveness! ”

“……”

Here, Hao Qi would like to praise the shopping cart function, because this function was obviously designed with the hardships of men like him in mind, and the setting of "99 items limit" is also very close to the people here.

"Nonsense! Something as superfluous as a shopping cart cap is simply anti-human! ”

The cat waved its paws angrily, directing Hao Qi to remove the items he had just picked out from the shopping cart one by one.

"So...... Since you don't want it now, what did you just put it in? ”

It's hard to understand women's ...... Hao Qi, who has a cat shopping thinking circuit, naturally has to ask at this time.

"Since you put it in, of course it makes sense!"

"Then why do you want to remove it now?"

"Since it has been removed, there is naturally a reason for it!"

…… Isn't that the same as saying nothing?

Once again, I realized the true meaning of "there is no reason to talk about girls/cats", and the only thing that can comfort Hao Qi, who has been busy for most of the day, is probably that in the end, the cat girlfriend only asked Hao Qi to buy a bottle of cat shampoo, a bottle of hair conditioner, and a few cat clothes.

"Because people just want to satisfy their shopping instincts!"

"Cats still have this instinct?"

"Hey! said that people are not cats! What's wrong with girls like to buy things! ”

The cat's words made Hao Qi speechless for a moment.

"Okay, I've bought the things, you go to the living room to toss, I want to be quiet...... Don't ask me who Jingjing is, and don't ask me whose cat Jingjing is......"

"Hey......

pretended to lick her boyfriend, and the cat ran to the living room to have fun, while Hao Qi sighed, packed up and stripped naked and went to bed to bed.

To say that since my girlfriend became a cat, although every day seems to become colorful all of a sudden, but in the same way, such a colorful day will become incomparably long because of the continuous situation.

Working hard all day like this, whether it is as a boyfriend or as a shovel officer, Hao Qi feels inexplicably tired.

"What do people who think having a cat is a stress relieve?"

Every time he thinks about it, he thinks that those people who spend all day online about how cute and caring cats are and how pleasant they are to have cats are really bad.

Isn't it that I fell into the pit of raising cats and couldn't climb out, so I also want to see the miserable wails of others? This mentality of revenge against society is too bad.

But......

Thinking of this, Hao Qi suddenly got up from the bed, turned on the computer again, and began to post cat posts on the post bar cracklingly.

If it's a girlfriend, you may be in a dark house, but if you can show a cat, of course, it's no problem.

"I'm sorry, my comrades."

While knocking down the highly confusing content with tears in his eyes, Hao Qi silently recited it in his heart with malice.

"However, since you don't even have a girlfriend, ...... Maybe having a cat can bring you a new experience? ”