In the sky above the Love Song Stadium, the mountains are full of brightly colored underwear and suits, and the scene is spectacular, but no matter how you look at it, how to make people laugh. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The fans are playful, laughing and heckling in the stands. And in China, thousands of miles away, countless Chinese fans were also shocked by this scene, some were dumbfounded, and some people laughed so much that tears fell out.

In the past, the main attention of Chinese fans was on the two teams of Real Madrid and Barcelona, but after learning that a compatriot played in La Liga, Villarreal's attention also skyrocketed, and CCTV-5, the leader of the domestic sports live broadcast industry, also urgently negotiated with the La Liga Organizing Committee to get more Villarreal's live broadcast rights.

After Fan Bizhuang's generous and abnormal performance in the last round of the game, there are now countless Chinese fans who follow him, and at this moment, on the online platform, all kinds of comments are about to explode again.

"What's going on at the Love Song Stadium? Could it be that their mascots are actually panties and condoms? ”

"Big brand underwear? This name is really vulgar! As for Durax, Duras? Are you sure this is not a Durex knock-off? ”

"I have a friend who is studying in Spain, and according to him, these two products are endorsed by Fan Ye! Fan Ye is really V587, and the endorsed products directly captured the Love Song Stadium, and this face is blowing up! ”

"I just want to ask, at the scene of the top professional league, while holding underwear and condoms, while shouting Fan Ye's name, Fan Ye, are you embarrassed!"

"Hmm, passing by to make soy sauce...... Who is Fan Ye, I don't know? By the way, I am a computer repairman, and today a customer has a virus in his home computer, so let me come and take a look...... The customer is a young woman, white pajamas, a scent on her body, and she looks very beautiful, of course, this is not the point...... The point is, I helped her redo the system, and when she was about to leave after collecting the money, she said that when she was taking the clothes just now, she found that a hook in the wardrobe was broken, and asked me to help get it, a little favor, I went into the closet to repair it, and at this time, the man came home and pushed the door in, yes, I was still in the closet...... I want to ask, will he believe me when I say I'm a computer repairer? Urgent! 100,000 urgent!! Wait at the counter and ask for help......"

", upstairs Godman! P.S. Are you hard or not? ”

“6666666666666！”

"The city routine is deep, I want to go back to the countryside!"

"The countryside is not shallow, and people's hearts are more complicated!"

“……+1！”

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The opponent in this round of the league is Real Mallorca, which is located on the outer islands of Spain. Founded in 1916, this team is a veteran of La Liga's top flight, almost eight years older than Villarreal, but it doesn't make a difference, it's a very ordinary team, there are no stars in the club's history, and they have never won a trophy in any competition.

Mallorca are a well-known relegation specialist in La Liga, and their goal each season is extremely clear, which is to try their best to stay in the top flight. That's how a small club survives, trophies and glory are not something we can strive for, our demands are simple, as long as we can stay at the top level, it is a victory.

But that's true of Mallorca, who have also been relegated to the second division six times. At the beginning of the new season, Mallorca still positioned themselves to fight for relegation, so when they came to the seaside town, the attitude of the island team was very low, even after two rounds, Mallorca's league ranking was three places higher than the yellow submarine.

It is worth mentioning that Mallorca are now fifth in the league table, and in the first two rounds, they first beat Levante 1-0 at home, and then drew 0-0 with Atletico Madrid away from home, and got four points from two rounds, which is also a good result. After all, Villarreal, who are aiming to compete for a ticket to the European stage next season, are only one win and one loss, and are in eighth place.

Of course, the temporary standings do not represent anything, and they cannot reflect the true strength of the two teams at all, for example, the teams that now occupy the top three in the standings are not Real Madrid and Barcelona, these two brothers and sisters have one win and one loss in the first two rounds of the league, and the ranking is on par with Villarreal, but to say that the top three teams in the standings are stronger than them and have more championships, it is pure nonsense.

All Villarreal has to do now is beat their opponents at home and move a few steps further up the standings.

In this game, Fan Bizhuang was still sitting on the bench. In fact, Fan Bizhuang always played well off the bench last season, and once the ban period expired, he was brilliant as soon as he returned, which was enough to add a lot of points to his manager's heart, and it was not an unattainable dream to compete for the main position.

One more point, the team's main full-back Robert. Pires was injured on his season debut and was exempted, which also increased the possibility of Van Bizhuang taking the opportunity to take the position.

Previously, Van Bizhuang thought that with a good performance at this stage, he might be able to get the manager to put him in the starting line-up, but he was disappointed, and Pellegrini did not know what the reason was, and finally pressed him to the bench.

However, Fan Bizhuang didn't think much about it, whether it was for Villarreal, or for coach Pellegrini, he was very grateful in his heart, he had some problems with his personality, but he was not a person who didn't know what to do, who was good to him, he knew it, if it wasn't for Villarreal, I'm afraid he would still be in La Masia now, and he couldn't play in the professional league.

The process of the game is very difficult, in terms of strength, Villarreal can definitely completely crush the opponent, but the football game does not mean that you are stronger than others, you will be able to win, otherwise there is no need for a professional league in this world, because the weak team does not need to participate, anyway, it is a loss, I still have a fart, you strong team play mud by yourself.

In the face of the aggressive momentum of the home team, Mallorca happily handed over possession and midfield control, and chose to shrink into the half, no matter how Villarreal bombarded indiscriminately, they resisted with stubborn defense.

This is a routine that is often used when a weak team plays against a strong team. With the development of football, the gap between the strong team and the weak team in modern football is not as big as outsiders imagine, and the strong team may be able to crush the opponent in terms of strength, but the opponent is also a professional team, and it also has the means to attack and counterattack. If you attack, the weak team will definitely be abused into a dog, but it is also difficult for the strong team to break the opponent's turtle shell if they want to break it.

The entire first half was a battle of offensive and defensive drills, with the home team attacking and the away team defending, Villarreal took the absolute initiative on the pitch, and there were four shots on goal just within the goal frame, but nothing was gained, either blocked by the defender with his body, or saved by the goalkeeper. Mallorca was oppressed, but for the time being, she held her gates.

There was boos at the Love Song Stadium, and it was clear that the fans were unhappy with the performance of the visiting team.

"At the end of the first half, the score was 0-0 for the time being, and both sides failed to score. In fact, it is difficult to lift the spirit of such a boring scene, rather than commenting on such a game, it is better to talk about something else, such as a few products endorsed by our blessing...... I've drunk Stimulate, it tastes pretty good, and as for Durax, I'm sorry, I only know about Durex, and I really haven't used it. Of course, I'm more interested in Big brand underwear, and I'm curious to know if it will really become as huge as Fan after wearing Fan's endorsed underwear...... Would a friend who has used Big panties be willing to share his experience, my email is XXX...... You can send me a post-use visualization and we can exchange ideas together......"

The game was very boring, and Arces's attention was not on the game, he played and interacted with the fans on the scene in the comment seat, not to mention, there were really many fans inside and outside the stadium who shared their experience with him through the Internet, which made him itch, and he couldn't wait to end his work immediately, go back and buy a complete set, whether it was useful or not, he should be regarded as supporting Fan Bizhuang.

Domestic fans are also discussing, some are talking about the game, some are talking about several products endorsed by Fan Bizhuang, and some are complaining that Villarreal's head coach is broken, and he didn't even send their Fan Ye to play.

"I used to pay little attention to Mallorca, but now I find out that this is a hob meat in La Liga, such a defense, I don't even want the bottom line!"

"Without Fan Ye's game, I don't even bother to watch it. I'm more interested in where to buy Big brand underwear...... Well, Durax wants it too! I don't have to say it, I must support Fan Ye! ”

"I'm more concerned about whether the friend in the closet is still alive? Did the man chase you with a kitchen knife and slash ten streets! ”

"Ditto!"

"The game is so boring, Fan Ye is coming on!"

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After a fifteen-minute break, the second half of the game continued. Fan Bizhuang was still sitting on the bench and was not sent out. But unlike the first half, which was a fruitless attack, the second half lasted only three minutes before the home side Villarreal scored.

The goal was scored by Diego. Forlan, taking advantage of a passing error in Mallorca's backfield, found Riquelme who switched to the side after Senna broke the ball, and the Argentine midfielder shook off the defenders on the side like a textbook, and then sent the football accurately into the penalty area, and Forlan jumped up to fight for the top and sent the football into the opponent's goal with a powerful header.

1:0！

Villarreal struggled to take the lead. (To be continued.) )