Chapter 11 Remember to lift your legs when peeing
"Pick up!
Vonklin's hand moved like lightning, and a white object was pulled out of his pocket and smashed into the commissioner's head.
The commissioner let out a howl of "woo", squatted lightly on all fours to the ground, and then jumped high and tore at the white object!
"This smells!" the commissioner's eyes flashed, and the strong smell of pork bones continued to stimulate the taste buds of the Shar Pei dog.
"It's so fragrant!" In less than ten seconds, the commissioner's nature as a dog overcame his reason, and at this time he put the bones on the ground and licked them frantically, "This handsome man loves the big stick bones of pigs the most, it's so fragrant, it's so fragrant!"
"You're going to laugh at me, stupid dog, when you've finished gnawing your bones, tell me why you've come to Sirobius, where you've lived so well in your mistress's house." Feng Kelin put away the red rose in his hand, and at the same time restrained his serious smile. His gaze became solemn.
It stands to reason that the commissioner should be pursued anyway, and his identity is the most hidden in the entire organization, but the fact that this guy has escaped from a comfortable environment to Sirobius speaks volumes.
"We had to find a convenient place to communicate. The commissioner replied in a staggered manner with half of the bone in his mouth, his saliva dripping down the edge of the bone and falling to the ground.
If the commissioner, the least conspicuous of them all, is discovered, it only proves that there are traitors in the "convoy".
A man and a dog appeared on the deserted man-made beach, their backs were extremely lonely, and the man-made beach without artificial sunlight was dead silent.
"Don't step on my tail!" the commissioner suddenly screamed in pain, and the screams of the stupid dog echoed throughout the artificial beach.
It turned out that Sharpei's tail was trampled on by Voncklin, and he looked at the old rascal beside him with a little tear in his eyes.
"I'm sorry, it's a little dark here, but your tail still feels familiar. ”
Having said that, there was an intriguing curvature at the corners of Voncklin's mouth, and it was clear that the old rascal had done it on purpose.
"Then why do I see it so clearly! Don't think I didn't see you snickering, you hateful fellow, you're still so insidious after all this time!" "Being teased was a common thing for the commissioner, and almost everyone in the organization teased him. This kind of quibbling lines are not uncommon for commissioners, and every time it is like this, it seems to have a bullied face.
"Stupid dog, I think you should understand, I am a human being, I don't have night vision, only you dogs are so special, you can still see at night, it's really a convenient ability, and you can see the ladies running on the beach at night, it's really a good ability. ”
According to the commissioner's habit, it was necessary to exchange information in a relatively dark and quiet environment, so they chose a deserted man-made beach, and the commissioner ran to Sirobius as a refugee, something must have happened, and Vonklin naturally took this aspect into account.
"You're the only guy who's so perverted!See the wrinkles on my face? If the wrinkles are related to age, I can be your grandfather!" The commissioner next to Vonklin was very unconvinced, and raised his hind legs and pouted his ass.
A silver thread-thick liquid crossed the night sky in a perfect arc and landed on Voncklin's jeans, this is the dog's way of revenge, he has already peed on Voncklin's jeans more than once, this time while Vonklin is still laughing at himself, he spilled the crystal liquid, and after the prank is over, he and Vonklin triumphantly move forward side by side.
"Damn, stupid dog, look what you've done!"
"Don't be complacent, stupid, I'm telling you, I'm in big trouble this time! I've been discovered? Oh my God! I've been found out as a non-human member, you should think about your situation! There's a traitor in the convoy!"
When Voncklin heard the word "traitor" from the commissioner, a vague figure appeared in his mind, in his first instinct, only that person could betray, he was a person with a different philosophy from many team members, he joined the escort team just to become famous, but due to his outstanding personal ability, he soon became in the upper echelons of the escort team, and there were very few people who could have the information of the commissioner, and that person was one of them.
"So, you were caught flirting with a?" Feng Kelin's solemn eyes stayed for a few seconds before turning into a joke, he had already figured out the character of the dog in front of him, this guy would not stay in the "home" honestly.
"Hey, don't mention how bad it is, after I ate the love dinner prepared by Corinna that day, I was going to talk about the future with Michelle from the fat aunt's house next door, thinking about how many children we should have, and then three guys in ordinary clothes passed in front of me, and I didn't pay attention, but they suddenly pulled out their weapons and came towards Michelle and me. ”
The commissioner did not forget to make a gesture of his teeth and claws, and he tried to imitate how fast the attackers were, but he did not reflect that feeling at all, and Feng Kelin was presented in front of a heavy fat dog, and Feng Kelin interrupted the commissioner's words with a smile.
"Wait, are these guys attacking you in broad daylight?" von Klin tried to find a loophole in the commissioner's words.
"Yes, you don't know, those guys are ready to tie me back, and they even have restraint rings on them! Luckily, I'm also wearing gear, so I barely repelled them and protected Michelle. The correspondent spat emotionally, ignoring Vonklin, who had a playful smile.
"These guys are doing things on the street, are the mechanical sentinels blind? Oh, I forgot, the mechanical sentinels are only for human safety, you're a dog, don't care about him. The smile on Feng Kelin's face at this time made the commissioner feel more and more dazzling.
I escaped death, this guy is actually laughing!
"You almost didn't see me!"
"But aren't you strolling on the man-made beach of Sirobis right now? You just spissed a soak of stinking on your old friend's trouser leg, and if nothing else, if you don't get rid of that bunch, your trouble will become Sirobius's trouble, and you'll be a little happier to have so many people share your troubles?"
"Oh, yes, do the Sirobians like dogs? those kind of young and lovely girls, do they like dogs?"
"No, they don't like it, but they like me. Feng Kelin smiled smugly and put his hat on the head of the Shar Pei, "Taking advantage of the quiet moment, we should go and enjoy the unique night of Sirobis, instead of blowing the cold wind here, let's go stupid dog, take you to meet the beautiful girl of Sirobis!"
"What about the trouble?"
The commissioner, whose head was covered with a hat, asked angrily, he hadn't forgotten why he had come to Sirobis.
"The only trouble now is that I should go and change your pee-smelling pants first, and then I'll talk about the trouble when he comes. Vonklin gently kicked the fat dog's butt and returned to the city of Sirobius with a brisk step, followed by a fat Shar Pei in a cowboy hat, and the fat dog's tail could be vaguely seen wagging from side to side.
"You're right. A big smile bloomed on the commissioner's wrinkled dog's face, and he seemed to be in a sea of flowers.
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