"Am I falling for your trick?"

When I came out of the mall, I complained to Sun Wenru dissatisfied.

As a result, this time, all the things were bought in double copies, and they were all dog-related things that Sun Wenru liked. I feel like the nature of this coming out has completely changed. It wasn't that I asked her to come out and buy things for me, but that I followed her and was responsible for paying the bills. This time it doesn't look like a transaction at all, but an activity of other nature, if you really give it a name, I think it's more appropriate to use the word "dating", which is exactly the same as the situation I had with Jiang Hui before.

Appointment?! No, it's like dating by definition, but I don't admit it in my heart. A routine date with the enemy?

It's going to laugh to death!

"Nope." Sun Wenru crossed her back and clasped her hands, and happily turned around to answer me, looking cute and youthful.

It's fake, you know?

Forget it, just this once, for your sake...... Good? For the sake of it?

No, this Sun Wenru has always been kind to me, but now that I think about it, I am a complete villain, and I will never tolerate the wicked, I will take away all the things I bought at half price this time, and I won't give her any of them, so that she will be anxious!

"Let's go take a rest first, how about going to that bubble tea shop?" Sun Wenru suddenly winked at me and smiled fakely, I think even Xiaoxi knew that she didn't care.

Of course, there is absolutely no disparagement of Xiaoxi here, she is just the stupidest person I have ever met, and I just compare her here to a baseline - the baseline of stupid zero.

People who are higher than this line are considered to have an IQ, and those who are lower than this line will definitely die of stupidity after that.

I nodded, and now that it was time to rest.

Carrying a large bag and a small bag, I walked towards the bubble tea shop.

At this time, three strange people suddenly walked out of the alley more than thirty meters in front.

The three men wore white headbands with the traditional Chinese character "Ru" written on them, blue T-shirts with the word "Mandate of Heaven" printed on them, and strange white capes. Look at the faces of three more people. One is bucktooth eyes, the other is fat pig eyes, and the last one is only one meter four or five winter melon essence.

Forehead...... Is this wearing linen and filial piety? Can you keep a low profile if someone dies in the family, if I hadn't thought of it just now, I thought you three were funny!

As soon as these three people appeared, they spoiled the scenery and attracted all the eyes of the past, not only did these three people not have the slightest sense of tension because of this, but they still had a happy face like a spring breeze.

Ugliness is not the most terrible, the most terrible thing is that ugliness is shameless.

I can't stick to them a little bit, I immediately lowered my face, and it was best to pass by these three teases as low-key as I could.

At this time, I found that Sun Wenru's expression was wrong, yin and yang were weird, and she also lowered her head and hid behind me, as if she didn't want the three comics to find out.

The three teases looked around, and stopped when they looked in my direction, with ecstatic expressions on their faces. The three of them ran toward me at the same pace of the army.

The footsteps are so neat!

Why are you coming to me, help, am I going to be tainted by the teasing breath?

I immediately turned my head over and looked at the large glass of the window, leaning quickly to the side.

But those three people came directly to me, and I changed direction, and they changed direction.

It seems that they can't hide, these three people are like freshmen, and I, as a senior who is two years older than them, want to show the demeanor of a senior.

"See Her Royal Highness the Princess."

All three of them fell to their knees in front of me at once.

The formation is scary, if the scene wasn't wrong, I would have thought there was a princess here?

These are all actors! At this time, I saw the words on the white cloak on their backs, the words "Ru I", and the two words on their chests were read together.

Ru My Destiny!!!!!! No way......

Princess? They say princess?

I'm still a man now, and I'm dressed like a man, I can't be Her Royal Highness the Princess.

That...... That's ......

I immediately turned around and saw Sun Wenru looking at me with a flushed face.

She saw me turn around in confusion, panicked, and hurriedly explained;

"They were juniors at school, and once they watched my performance and set up a fan club, and they always called me Her Royal Highness the Princess. It's annoying enough at school, how did you still chase here? ”

Is it so exaggerated! Is it so exaggerated?

Sun Wenru's dress at school is very ordinary, and there is nothing outstanding at all? How can there be a fan group, and it's still this kind of brain-dead fan group!

"Hurry up! How did you get here! Sun Wenru is very shy now, and her speech is not as domineering as before, but a little weak.

"Your Royal Highness Princess, we have received a report that a villain came out on a date with you under a strange guise today, and of course we, as your personal guards, cannot sit idly by and ignore this kind of thing. We're here today to show you what those villains really are. "Saying that, the three people looked at me unusually neatly, with their bucktooth eyes, fat pig eyes, and winter melon essence, and their eyes seemed to be about to kill.

Who, who reported me? I find someone to come out and buy something and still be reported?!

What's going on? Could it be that I will let Sun Wenru help me buy things today, or how much of a bargain?

And how does this sound strange, what is called the real face of a villain, I am so tall and so good-looking! Are the three of you blind?

"Who are you? What qualifies to walk with the princess? ”

Bucktooth Eyes, one of the three, stood at the front, lifted his eyes, and spoke to me in a warning tone.

"Who are you?" I don't answer them, there is no need for such people to be polite to them.

How do you know that these three people actually pinched their waists and laughed at the same time,

"Hahaha! That's a good question! ”

Then the three of them put on a strange posture, the bucktooth eye in the middle held both hands upward, the fat pig eye hand on the left stretched straight to the left, and the winter melon essence hand on the right stretched straight to the right.

Then the three of them made a shameful pose of Dragon Ball in which Goten and Trunks combined.

"We are the chief of the 10,000-person guard regiment of Her Royal Highness Princess Ruru, Bucktooth! ”

"Deputy Captain Fat Pig!"

"The same deputy head of the winter melon essence!"

It's exactly the same as the nickname I gave them, and these three people are so self-aware.

Isn't it, it's so shameless, is it really shameless to be ugly?

Look into this philosophical question when you go back.

But the 10,000-person pro-guard group is too exaggerated, right? When did Sun Wenru become so popular?!

I turned around, Sun Wenru's face was already red to the limit, and the voice of explanation was small and slow,

"No, there are no 10,000 people...... There were only three of them...... That's it......"

scared me, Sun Wenru's usual dress can't have a fan group of 10,000 people.

"Who are you, you tried in vain to get involved with Her Royal Highness the princess of our family, you should be punished!"

After saying that, the bucktooth eyes actually put their hands into the crotch of their pants, and they were hands, it looked like they were going to take out something, and they were hands?!

Wait a minute! What are you going to do! Wait a minute! Do you want to pull something out of it, or your hands!