Chapter 101: Cook Comes to the Door
Wood smiled mysteriously and whispered, "Guess?" ”
The dried corpse of a bed bug?
The characteristic of bed bugs is that they stink!
It is also emphasized that it is a dried corpse, a dried corpse, is it used to burn?
Yang Chun suddenly looked at Wood, and also whispered: "The dried corpse that burned the bed bug smoked the werewolf? ”
Wood shook his head and said, "Smoke the werewolves!" But it will make the werewolves subconsciously stay away from you, unwilling to rush towards you. Who made the werewolf's nose so smart! Smarter than a dog's nose! ”
Yang Chun nodded and said, "That's a good way!" Hire another team of shield warriors, and there will be no danger. ”
Wood added: "When you buy dried bed bugs, you also have to buy some thicker masks, the smell of bed bugs is very big!" ”
"Good! I remembered. We're going to search for the Avengers in the wasteland, what do you suggest? ”
Wood asked directly, "Why are you trying to find the Avengers?" ”
Yang Chun explained: "Isn't this a requirement of the professional league? ”
Wood continued, "The Pro League asked you to search, but it didn't say you had to catch the Avengers!" You can go paddling and treat it as a publicly-funded tour. ”
"Isn't that right? There will definitely be a penalty for defeat in the professional league! Yang Chun argued.
Wood smiled and whispered, "Failure is just a punishment for a few hundred gold coins!" Are you short of money? ”
It's just a penalty! Yang Chun smiled reassuringly, he could take the opportunity to take Lele and Thursday to the tribe of the dark elves and minotaurs.
"If you don't search for the Avengers, you won't offend all races and tribes! Be more humble, and no one will embarrass you. And ......", Wood whispered to Yang Chun.
After listening to Wood's words, Yang Chun only had two words to describe: obscene!
After making another appointment to go to the bearded tavern for a drink tomorrow morning, Yang Chun changed his route to report to the professional league hall.
On the way, I turned around to a goblin grocery store and bought three packs of dried bed bug corpses and 20 thickened masks.
There's only one thing you have to do when you get to the Pro League: get in line!
There was a long queue of more than an hour!
Yang Chun really couldn't complain about the efficiency of the dwarves, so he couldn't set up a few more reception windows to disperse the flow of people.
Ay! It's really anxious to move forward a little bit with the team.
After the report, Yang Chun left the professional league hall with a flyer in his hand, and hurried back to dinner.
Before you know it, it's already evening!
The flyer reads: Assemble at the city gate when the first bell rings the morning after tomorrow, and then rush to the Steppenweren tribe, where you need to prepare your own wagon, food, and barley wine, and this bounty mission rewards 30 points per person.
All right! I need to buy a wagon tomorrow and prepare food and water.
When I rushed back to the martial arts hall, I didn't expect that Lele and Thursday were still in class, and it would take a while to finish.
Yang Chun thought about it for a while, and then went to find his friend Old Brown, the coachman who took him to all the dwarven blacksmith shops.
If you want to buy a comfortable carriage, you still have to find an old driver.
Yang Chun walked directly towards the bearded tavern, where Old Brown would have a drink at this time.
Sure enough, under the guidance of the bearded man, Yang Chun found the old driver Old Brown on the wine table.
When Old Brown saw Yang Chun coming over, he immediately shouted, "Bearded! Another glass of barley wine! I want a big cup! ”
Yang Chun smiled and sat opposite Old Brown and ordered another bunch of barbecue.
"Long time no see! Old Brown! ”
"Hahahaha! Come on, come on, drink this cup first. Old Brown laughed heartily.
Yang Chun's face was helpless, and he couldn't refuse the kindness of a dwarf, so he could only endure and drink the big cup.
Old Brown immediately shouted, "Bearded! Two more glasses! ”
Yang Chun shook his head, it seemed that he couldn't get out for a while.
"Say it! What's the matter with me? Brown Sr. asked directly.
Yang Chun said, "I want to ask you to help me buy a carriage!" It's better to have a larger and more comfortable carriage. ”
Old Brown asked, "Are you going to the wasteland on a mission to the Professional League?" ”
Yang Chun nodded and said, "Yes! That's why I'm looking for a coachman! ”
Old Brown patted Yang Chun on the shoulder and shouted, "You don't have to buy a carriage!" You don't have to look for a coachman either! I'll just pull you over. We're all friends, and I'll give you a discounted price. ”
Yang Chun thought about it, and this was fine, so he immediately nodded and agreed.
The next thing is to eat meat and drink until you are down.
Yang Chun's amount of alcohol was really not good, and he was the first to lie down, drunk and unconscious.
When Old Brown sent Yang Chun back, he was still puzzled, this Yang Chun's usual alcohol consumption is not so bad! Definitely drunk and didn't want to pay! Perhaps, there is something hidden in my heart.
People with heavy hearts drink just to buy drunk!
When he woke up the next day, Yang Chun found himself lying in the villa, apparently recalled by the pyramid last night.
Teleported back to the Dwarven God Domain again, the sun was already tall.
I missed my appointment! Next time, I'm going to ask Wood to drink for ten days in a row.
After thinking about it, there is nothing missing, and I can rest today.
Yang Chun found the curator Luo Jia again and asked for some lessons in archery and hand-to-hand combat.
Although the master of the Dark Elf Queen disliked that his talent was too low, he couldn't give up on himself, so Yang Chun decided to continue to find another teacher to teach him.
For the archery course, Yang Chun asked the curator that it was best to find a dark elf teacher, after all, his archery was in the style of dark elves.
Hand-to-hand combat? Yang Cun still asked for a death fighter to teach him.
After receiving the money, the curator hurriedly went out to hire an external teacher for Yang Chun.
Idle and bored, Yang Chun saw Baker and Carter, two dwarf children, playing in the yard, so he walked over.
Yang Chun still remembers that the grandfathers of these two little guys are legendary professionals!
"What are you guys playing? Would it be good to add me one? Yang Chun squatted down and asked.
"You want to play too? But you're an adult! Baker wondered.
Carter retorted, "Adults can play too!" We can take him with us, and Sister Lele won't talk about us in the future. ”
Speaking of Lele, Baker immediately agreed.
Carter asked, "We're playing with cards, do you know how to play?" ”
Carter gestured as he spoke.
Place a card on the ground, then pat the ground with your hand to turn the card over, and you win if you turn it over.
Yang Chun smiled, these were all leftover games that he had played since he was a child.
Yang Chun nodded and said, "Of course it will!" Divide me with a few cards, and I'll win you all. ”
So this morning, Yang Chun squatted on the ground and patted cards with Baker and Carter, winning and losing, and the relationship suddenly became a small partner.
became a little friend, so naturally they had nothing to talk about, and Yang Chun deliberately chatted with their grandfather.
Baker proudly said, "My grandfather is the greatest legendary berserker!" You can defeat all enemies! ”
Carter shouted unconvinced, "My grandfather is a noble legendary spellcaster!" You can conjure up all kinds of weird little toys! ”
"What little toy?" , Baker immediately surrendered to the camp, attracted by all sorts of oddities and oddities.
Yang Chun has always been very curious about spellcasters, especially seeing that dwarf divine spellcaster trigger lightning to bombard sandworms, which completely refreshed his cognition.
The ability of the divine caster has gone beyond the scope of skill, and it can be described as divine magic.
Carter said proudly: "My grandfather can master the four energy factors of earth, wind, water and fire, and the earth, hurricanes, floods, and flames must obey my grandfather's orders, and let them change whatever they want." My grandfather built me a small castle on the earth, and I could go into it and become the lord of the city,......"
Hearing this, Baker now has only envy, because in his impression, his grandfather will only destroy, slamming open the door with one punch, knocking down the wall with one palm, splitting the tree with an axe, and scaring the birds with a roar.
Yang Chun also heard it with relish, although Carter's words were inevitably a little exaggerated, but the most basic things would not become.
For example, the four energy factors of earth, wind, water, and fire!
So now Yang Chun is even more curious about how the spellcaster casts the spell.
Maybe you can ask a spellcaster teacher to talk about yourself, Lele, and Thursday, maybe one of the three people has a spellcaster talent.
It's a pity that now the curator has gone out and hasn't come back.
Listening to Carter's bragging, before he knew it, it was noon, and Yang Chun stayed in the martial arts hall to have lunch with everyone.
Today's lunch was prepared by Xiaoli, so it was all vegetables, and there was no diced meat at all.
All had a bitter face.
Only then did Yang Chun feel that the meat dishes cooked by the fat man were the best!
In the afternoon, a person who surprised Yang Chun came to the door, and it was the person Yang Chun had been looking for.
Dwarf Cook!
The first dwarf Yang Chun met when he came to the Dwarven Divine Domain, a talker, who loved to drink, and had the potential to become the first Divine Wise Man of the Dwarf Clan.
Yang Chun opened the door and was stunned to see Cook, who was standing in front of him.
Cook opened his arms and hugged Yang Chun, and laughed: "Friend, I heard that you have something to do with me!" ”
Yang Chun nodded in disbelief and invited Cook to come in and sit down.
Cook immediately shook his head and said, "I won't go in without good wine!" Let's go to the Bearded Tavern! I'm in for a treat. ”
Yang Chun nodded, and followed Cook to the Bearded Tavern.
"Bearded! Let's start with 10 glasses of good wine! Then go on the barbecue! ", shouted Cook as soon as he entered.
Top 10 Cups! All right! It looks like I'm going to get drunk again today.
After tilting his head and drinking a large glass of wine, Cook asked, "Friend, what is the urgency you have to find me?" I have just been released from the palace. ”
Yang Chun put down his wine glass and said, "I thought of going to the library to inquire about the information about the Gate of Eternal Life, and I needed the authorization of the dwarven divine professional, so I thought of your grandfather. ”
"You know my grandfather?" , Cook wondered.