"Xiao Taozi, are you free on Wednesday afternoon?" Yu Xian forced a smile, very worried and extremely uneasy in his heart.

"Yes, what's wrong?" Xu Tao took off his headphones, and an electronically synthesized female voice was reciting a large section of English in the headphones.

"My sister said okay, at three o'clock in the afternoon on Wednesday, she will be waiting for you at Exit C of the Shopping Park subway station."

"What?" Xu Tao couldn't believe his ears a little, "This ...... Is this a date? ”

"Well, she said she was more interested in you." Yu Xian forcibly suppressed the discomfort in his throat, for fear that he would not be able to hold back his face on the spot in the middle of speaking.

"Really...... It's true? Xu Tao supported his forehead with both hands, then sighed lightly and quickly put it down, crossed his ten fingers to his lips, and then parted again, his hands were bent, and his two thumbs were together, pressed against the center of his eyebrows.

Xu Tao wanted to get acquainted step by step, but he didn't expect "Yu Qianqian" to be so direct, and the first time it was a date. Moreover, it was the girl who took the initiative to ask him out! It was something he had never experienced before.

"Can I still lie to you? Alas, okay, all I can do is get you here, I don't want to hear you mention my sister again. Yu Xian pretended to be very impatient.

"Enough! I'll try not to let you down! Xu Tao's eyes were bright, and there was a light of hope in them.

[I'm so sorry...... I'm trying to disappoint you. 】

Yu Xian smiled wryly and shook his head, then opened his laptop and began to write songs.

"Wait, how do I contact your sister? Can you at least give me a contact information? Xu Tao remembered this and ran to Yu Xian's desk to ask.

"My sister said, I don't need to give you your contact information. Don't be late, though. ”

"Uh...... All right. Trust me, I'll be punctual! Yu Xian assured in a serious manner.

Yu Xian smiled slightly and turned his gaze back to the computer screen.

"Now, we have to refine the 'script'!" Yu Xian watched Xu Tao return to his desk and continue to recite English, and immediately opened a shrunken window to "dating tips" and "what you need to pay attention to in dating......

Two hours later, Yu Xian finally let out a long breath and closed the page.

"That's it! Everything is ready, only the east wind is owed! Yu Xian, who finally let go of the stone in his heart, suddenly felt a sense of exhaustion sweeping through his brain.

It's just that he who took the fresh fish time capsule was not knocked down by the sleepiness as usual at this moment.

Suddenly, an idea came to Yu Xian's mind. So, Yu Xian opened QQ and clicked into "Salted Fish Mansion".

"@全体成员. Which live broadcast platform is better now, it is not necessarily the biggest, it only requires more openness and transparency, and there are no unspoken rules. ”

"It's definitely a fun fish live broadcast platform!"

"Funny fish live broadcast, this one is the leader."

"We don't know if it's dark or not, and we're not people in that circle."

……

The originally deserted QQ group suddenly became active after Yu Xian's Aite.

After all, it is a group of thousands of people, and the rapid update of news makes Yu Xian a little dizzy.

"Brother Salted Fish, don't you code words and record songs well, and you still want to go to the live broadcast?"

"yes, your book "Star Change" is updated too slowly, twice a day, and what is that writing? I only watch it five times a day and I can't stand it. ”

"The old brother upstairs 666, it's good that you are chasing novels, let's wait for the song to be miserable, and Brother Salted Fish has never seen a new song since he uploaded those three songs. It can't be Jiang Lang's end, right? ”

……

"Stop, stop! I'm asking about the live broadcast, eh......" Yu Xian saw that the chat topic on the group was instantly taken away, and hurriedly sent a message to pull them back.

"You say, what is my live broadcast?" Yu Xian touched his chin and stared at the computer screen, expecting a reply from the group.

"Let's live code words! Let us supervise you to write a little more. ”

"How boring is the live codeword, let's just watch Brother Salted Fish knock on the keyboard? If you want me to say, of course it's live singing! There are really no new songs, and it's okay to sing pop songs, what "Lao Wang's Extreme Game", "Residual Flame in the Wind", "Phantom Purple Star Falling", ah...... That's all for you. ”

"Pull it down, I'm thinking about it, it's better to write poems live on the salted fish, you look at the video of the poetry contest on Thursday, and then the poem that mocked the audience was simply awesome!" As soon as the man finished posting the message, he threw a link to the video onto the group.

"Huh? And the video? Yu Xian tightened his eyebrows and clicked on the video link.

The next moment, a video of a yocool website pops up on the screen.

Yu Xian clicked on the play, and then quickly dragged it to browse.

"Good guy, it turns out that someone recorded the live broadcast of teasing fish at that time, and also brought a close-up of my sleep...... It's no wonder that I said how my salted fish value has gone up so much. Yu Xian whispered here, suddenly thought of something, and his heart moved, and a light curtain that only he could see instantly appeared in front of him.

Salted fish value: 99936 points.

"......" Yu Xian looked at the values on the light curtain and was speechless for a while.

[That's it, cheating daddy? 】

Yu Xian reluctantly withdrew the system interface and turned his attention back to the computer screen.

"If you want me to say, let Brother Salted Fish live broadcast women's clothing."

"Sao Nian, you have a very ...... mind Amazing! ”

"Women's Clothing Boss! Belch! Women's Race High! ”

"@咸鱼哥, women's clothing! Women's live broadcast is absolutely popular! ”

……

[I'll go to your uncle, do you know that I just dressed as a woman, and I caused a series of troublesome things to death?! Well, you guys don't know ......]

Yu Xian pursed his lips and turned off QQ.

After all, almost all of the people in the group were some unnutritious news, and no one put forward any constructive or feasible suggestions to Yu Xian.

"Live streaming still has to be done, which can attract a lot more fans than writing novels and uploading songs."

Why does Yu Xian attract fans? To be famous! Why be famous? In order to let them know that Yu Xian is a salted fish! And then what? Then Yu Xian can be more salty!

Okay, there's nothing wrong with the logic. After all, Yu Xian's biggest goal is to let the whole world know: he is a salted fish!

"Plan it well, at least...... I have to wait for sex to experience the efficacy of the potion. Yu Xian already had a general idea and train of thought in his mind.

……

Wednesday afternoon.

Shopping Park MRT Station Exit C.

Xu Tao anxiously waited for the figure of the person he liked to appear.

"Damn, why doesn't this salted fish reply to my messages! Alas, this salted fish doesn't know what to think in his head, he didn't sleep lazy today, but ran out early in the morning, and it seemed that he couldn't get in touch with the world. ”

"Click." There was a sound of footsteps.

"It's very early~ You've been waiting for a long time, right?"