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Questions:

What do boyfriends and girlfriends usually call each other in the course of a relationship?

It sounds like a simple question, but if you think about it, you will find that so far, there seems to be no proper noun for both parties in a relationship to address each other, which is intimate but decent.

Needless to say, calling each other big names or nicknames, such as "dear" is too formal and old-fashioned, the names of "wife" and "husband" sound too mature, and the old-fashioned usage of "lady" and "xianggong" may be regarded as both mentally ill if they are called out in front of outsiders......

As for others, such as "in charge", "insider", "daughter-in-law", such as relatively traditional titles, or "baby", "well-behaved", "cute" and other more popular names among young people, it can only be said that there are pros and cons.

Therefore, one of the methods that most lovers prefer to use today is probably to give each other a cute nickname for some reason during their daily relationship, and this nickname may also become the sweetest memory in each other's hearts as the relationship between the two lasts for a long time.

In fact, after all, what the title is usually does not affect the relationship between two people at all, however, there is one case that may be an exception, and that is ...... When one of the person's names clearly contains something that will touch the weak side of the other party's heart.

Like what......

"Shovel! Come on! ”

"What! Stinky fart! ”

"Hao! Jade! You want to die, don't you! I said you won't call me a stinky fart again! ”

"Xia Miaomiao, you are! If you dare to tell me to shovel again, I want you to look good! Call me husband obediently! ”

"Don't! My mother didn't really marry you! Besides, you don't and won't tell me to kiss the kitten! ”

"Even if you get that kind of shameful title, I can't say it!"

……

Why is this world ...... Will a girl call her boyfriend "shovel"? I always feel like there's a lot of information inside.

So, before the plot moves down, let's review what happened up to that point.

Hao Qi, male, 24 years old, just graduated from university.

Xia Miaomiao, female, nineteen years old, an invincible super beautiful girl in the universe.

The beginning of the whole story was in the early morning of one day during the summer vacation, when Hao Qi woke up and was shocked to find that his girlfriend Xia Miaomiao had actually become a cat.

From a beautiful girl who can snap to a cat who not only can't snap but also does things all day long, for Xia Miaomiao, it seems to be a particularly novel and fresh experience, but for Hao Qi, the change from boyfriend to shovel officer makes him quite sad and can't stop.

One of them is that one day more than a week after Xia Miaomiao became a cat, she called herself suddenly this "shovel".

Although it sounds basically the same as the format of "master" and "dear", in the opinion of Hao Qi, who has to get up early every day to help his girlfriend shovel feces and take care of the cat litter box, she is a typical cheap and obedient!

Who claimed to have a habit of cleanliness and love to be clean, but they didn't use the toilet and had to use this troublesome litter box?!

As a result, not only is he not grateful but also unappreciative, he calls himself "shoveling" all day long, what kind of trouble do you want to make!

I held my breath for several days because of this title, and the so-called Tianli cycle of retribution was unpleasant, and finally one day, the opportunity for Hao Qi to fight back came naturally.

It was on the afternoon of the fourteenth day that Xia Miaomiao became a cat, when Hao Qi was lying on the sofa and taking a nap, his cat girlfriend, who was lying on his chest and watching TV, suddenly let out a fart!

In fact, there is nothing unusual to say that this kind of thing is not unusual, people eat whole grains, and feces, pee and farts are also essential things in life - although there may be a sense of idol disillusionment in saying this...... Even goddesses and male gods will always be constipated, fart and stuffy in tight leather pants, and have nothing to do to dig their noses and play around.

Therefore, Hao Qi's focus is of course not simply "fart", but "cats can fart".

If I had to describe that feeling briefly...... It's as if someone has taken a fart from you, then smeared it with cat feces and shoved it into your nostrils.

Although Xia Miaomiao repeatedly argued afterwards that she was a little uncomfortable because she drank too much cold water after eating cat food that day, for Hao Qi, these processes were not important, so even if she was reluctant, the cat girlfriend had to bear the flavorful nickname of "stinky fart cat" after that.

To put it simply, this is a story of 800 enemies and 1,000 self-inflicted losses.

will lead to such a result, entirely because, when Xia Miaomiao became a cat, the phrase "come to hurt each other" became Hao Qilai's motto to ensure his status and survival.

Unlike cats with claws and teeth, when facing the cheeky behavior of his girlfriend who pushes everything to the "cat's instinct" at every turn, the only thing Hao Qi can use as a weapon is a watering can.

In fact, because the opponent is Xia Miaomiao, who has human cognition and wisdom, in the past few days, even the deterrent power of the watering can has gradually decreased.

Although he once again asked for help from the amiable shopkeeper sister of the "pampering" pet supply store behind his own military advisor, but, in the words of the shopkeeper's sister, the reason why the cat will play with the owner is precisely because it feels that this is a way for it to express its liking for the owner, so it must not use rough behavior to discourage the cat's enthusiasm.

"The problem is that this one in my family is not an ordinary cat!"

For the first time in my life, I realized what it means to be "dumb and can't say what it means to eat Coptis chinensis", and I can't explain to the shopkeeper that this cat is actually a grinding goblin wearing cat skin...... In fact, even if you really say it, it will probably only be regarded as another manifestation of liking cats? Judging from Hao Qi's understanding of the shopkeeper's sister, this possibility is quite large.

So, what is the reason why Xia Miaomiao, who was originally gentle, cute, well-behaved and considerate, has become what she is now?

The cat's instinct is on the one hand, and on the other hand, in Hao Qi's view, it is entirely due to his girlfriend's life pattern that is now more wasteful than the dead house.

Since becoming a cat, in addition to eating, drinking, and pooping, half of the time spent sleeping and watching TV dramas every day, especially as a girl, in this summer, which is the most suitable to show the beautiful side, there is no way to go out shopping and shop, for Xia Miaomiao, maybe this is the root of her boredom every day Lai always wants to do something on her boyfriend.

I thought it would be difficult to solve this problem, but when Hao Qi tactfully consulted the shopkeeper's sister, the solution given by the shopkeeper's sister was surprisingly simple.

"If you feel that your cat has too much energy, try to use the cat toys you bought before and play with them for a while every day."

Thinking of the trick he got last night, and hearing his cat girlfriend shouting in the living room, Hao Qi smiled, and turned out a ...... from the shopping bag that was placed in the corner of the wall and thrown ashes before, and thought it would not come in handy It is said that after plugging in the electricity, it can make the cat cool in minutes.

"Xia Miaomiao...... Don't blame me for being ruthless, you forced me! ”