"What is most lacking in the 21st century?"

"Talent!"

This is the truth, but if you have a skill, you can always mix it up today. Wu Lao Wu next door, he looks lonely and unlucky, so he is considered a "specialty", standing on the street begging, which uncle and aunt passing by don't give charity? Even the chengguan couldn't bear to care when he saw it. Within a few years, he "went to work" during the day, dressed like a dog at night, drove a 5 series BMW to a bar, and bought a house without a loan.

But in Beijing, this has to be whispered, maybe the big brother who wears glasses next to him is a doctor from some university. At a job fair, yes, you're an undergraduate, and you're embarrassed to say hello. If your undergraduate is no longer "985" or "211", I advise you not to print so many "job resumes", you can give people with the front foot, and the back foot can be found in the trash. What that sentence says:

"Returnees are everywhere, and doctors are all over the streets.

There are many master's degrees like sheep, and bachelor's degrees are as cheap as dogs. ……”

This sentence was heard by Sun Yuanqi from the job fair. I have participated in more than a dozen job fairs before and after, but I still have no bottom in my heart. Although he said that he had submitted countless resumes, his resumes were also very good-looking: his bachelor's and master's degrees were all "985" famous schools, and his roots were good; Not to mention the thick pile of award certificates in the attachment of the resume; When others ask about the major, they have to be dumbfounded. At the job fair, more than one person asked:

"Particle physics vs. nuclear physics? What is it for? ”

Fortunately, when I was in my second year of graduate school, I received the guidance of the senior brothers in the previous session: civil servant, no background, no play; Scientific research institutes, colleges and universities, not doctors, not returnees, don't have too much hope; Foreign enterprises and state-owned enterprises, there seems to be no department that requires a master's degree in theoretical physics; Personal entrepreneurship, hehe, do you know how deep the water is? The person who jumped the year before last is not in the end today! …… Through elimination, the road to Rome gradually became a single wooden bridge: to be a teacher, a middle school physics teacher.

The middle school teacher is good, there are no scientific research indicators, there will be no arrears of wages, there are two winter and summer vacations, and there are four insurances and one housing fund...... The level of happiness in life, except for the civil servant, is him.

To this end, Sun Yuanqi specially studied pedagogy, psychology, subject teaching methodology, and participated in the Putonghua level test and educational internship. As a Jianghuai person, is it easy to learn to speak Mandarin from scratch? Finally, the hard work paid off, and I got the "Teacher Qualification Certificate" this semester, and I felt that a bright life was beckoning to me.

When I got to the job fair, I realized that it wasn't like that at all. The profession of a middle school teacher is good, but it can't stand the crowd! Doctors and masters from various schools are crowded into a pile to submit resumes. The newspaper said that now there is a doctorate and two master's degrees competing for a teaching position, and there are ten more undergraduates coveted next to it. More monks and less porridge! Not only to carry the three-plate axe of the eldest brother, but also to beware of the bricks and chaotic fists of the undergraduate junior brother, he was exhausted.

When I came back from the job fair, I had to work for my boss. The boss is the "honorific title" of his mentor, it is rare to see him a few times a semester, and every time he meets, he is a toss, and he is busy with nothing more than running errands for the boss, looking for information, and doing experiments. His dissertation defense is also imminent, and he can't get angry yet, so he has to pretend to be a grandson every day. In case the boss is hairy: "Do you still want a graduation certificate?" ”

On this day, the boss was assigning tasks in the laboratory, and when the saliva was flying on the stage and the passion was surging, a melodious voice suddenly sounded:

"世界に一つだけの花

NO.1にならなくてもいい……”

Sun Yuan was excited, hurriedly grabbed his mobile phone, and glanced at the mobile phone when he was about to turn it off quickly: unfamiliar number! 010.

In these years, there are two kinds of unfamiliar numbers, one is that the opening is either your parents or your children, in short, in case of emergency, you hurry up to remit money; Or it's a salesman, from black car ecstasy pills to fake testimony ecstasy incense, everything is there, and what is illegal comes. But Sun Yuanqi can't manage so much, since he participated in the job fair, in his eyes, every strange call is a hope.

In the boss's eye dart, he slipped out of the back door of the lab, pressed the answer button, and tried to make his JAC accent more Mandarin: "Hey, hello. ”

"Hey, Teacher Sun Yuanqi?"

As soon as you hear this title, you know that there is a play. Calm your heartbeat and keep your voice from changing: "I am." Who are you? ”

"I'm Teacher Yuan from Wucheng Middle School, we have received your resume, I am more interested in you, I hope you can go to Wucheng Middle School at ten o'clock in the morning on Thursday to try to talk, are you free?"

"Yes! Yes! Thursday morning at 10 a.m., Five Cities Middle School? I'll definitely go. Sun Yuanqi hurriedly agreed, thinking, even if there are knives in the sky, there is dog shit on the ground.

"The content is elements and atoms, and the time is ten minutes, so you can prepare it in advance."

"No problem. I see, thank you. ”

After hanging up the phone, Sun Yuanqi suddenly felt full of confidence, and when he walked into the laboratory, he directly ignored the boss's eye dart. I thought, but when the thesis defense is finished, I will throw the rake - I won't serve you monkey!

Sun Yuanqi is 23 years old this year, a third-year master's degree, a native of Huai'an, Jiangsu, and his family background can only be said to be average, that is, his position is average, his income is average, and he does not have a second uncle, three aunts and eight aunts. The family's income can barely support him to go to school, and as for finding a job, it depends on his supernatural powers. Speaking of Sun Yuanqi himself, well, it can be regarded as a master's posture. This says in two ways:

One is learning, from childhood to adulthood, it has always been the pride of parents and the example of relatives educating children.

The second is the appearance, a well-proportioned head of one meter seven or eight, fair complexion, clear eyebrows, definitely a sunny and handsome young man, known as the reputation of "grass". When I first stepped into college, Sun Yuanqi, who was only 16 years old, had not yet grown up, with a long stay in the sea, white skin, and a thin little body that was only in his early sixties, with a hint of youth and ignorance, I don't know how many people mistook him for a girl, and dozens of love letters from male classmates in other departments have been received. A natural peach look, which made the senior sisters drool, but they were afraid of the notoriety of "old cows eating tender grass", so they didn't start, and cheapened those backward junior sisters in vain.

In these years, the younger you are, the more daring you are. Sun Yuanqi's current little girlfriend has been aiming at Sun Yuanqi since she first entered the school. Because he is a Beijinger, he has the means of a woman in Beijing and the pungency of a woman in the north, and he successfully ascended to the position with the ferocious offensive of "going down and going up". Now that she is also a senior, she is waiting for the two to graduate together, so that they can live and fly together.

Sun Yuanqi told his little girlfriend the news of the interview at Wucheng Middle School as quickly as possible. When the little girlfriend heard the good news, she seemed to see a happy life slowly unfolding in front of her, her beautiful face was flushed, and she texted and called every other day to ask about the progress. In order to increase the success rate, the little girlfriend changed out a lot of books about elements and atoms, in order to be foolproof. Sun Yuanqi flipped through a bunch of "Interesting Tales of Element Discovery" and "Talking about Atoms", with a helpless expression: After studying physics for so many years, do you still need to read this book again? But the little girlfriend is still with the heart of offering treasures, staring at herself expectantly, so that you can't refuse, you can only accept this favor.

Fingers crossed, hour by hour, and finally Thursday. This ordeal, fortunately, it is not next week, it is estimated that Sun Yuanqi will not be schizophrenic or have a nervous breakdown at that time.

Early in the morning, I put on the suit of the boss in the dormitory, tied the tie of the eldest by the way, the leather shoes and shirt were my own, and borrowed a schoolbag from the second child to put on the little girlfriend's heart. After dressing up, I looked in the mirror, and felt that my joint venture product that condensed the essence of the dormitory was quite a five-person six-person product. In the words of a stinky fart, it is called "three thousand pets in one".

When I went out, the female classmate saw it, and her eyes were full of tears. When the buddies saw it, they all opened their mouths wide: "Yuan Qi, see your mother-in-law?" ”

Sun Yuan replied happily: "Well, I am working hard for the happiness of the second half of my life!" ”

When I got out of the school gate, I waved my hand and called a taxi, feeling like a successful person. The driver is well-informed: "Are you going for an interview?" ”

One sentence knocked Sun Yuanqi back to his original form.

The road was very smooth, and I arrived at Wucheng Middle School at half past eight, an hour and a half earlier than the original time. What can I do? I can't pestle at the school gate, and it's quite eye-catching to hang around in a formal suit, so that the school leaders can see that this work may be yellow. Sun Yuanqi thought to himself: Let's go along the road and find a place to rest for a while.

Walk not far, there is a scenic spot in front, take a closer look at the plaque, which reads "Ejian Horse Temple" five big characters. I thought, here it is. Go shopping first and calm your mind.

I spent five yuan to buy a ticket, and when I entered the door, I realized that this was the original site of the Beijing Normal University Hall, and the attraction sign clearly stated:

"On May 29, the 24th year of Guangxu, Sun Jianai, the minister of management of the university hall, opened the school, and the right to leave the mansion and where to use it. On the second day of the first month of June, Yi Xuan, Xu Yingqi and others played, thinking that "there is the first vacant mansion in the place of the Neima Temple in Di'anmen, the rooms are still neat, and the courtyard is also very spacious, and with a little repair, it can be used as a temporary place for the opening of the university hall". ……”

Early in the morning, the scenic spot is empty, it is already midsummer, the shade of the trees is shady, and there are occasional cicadas chirping three times. Sun Yuanqi had something on his mind, and besides, the dilapidated classroom really had nothing to see except for the commemorative significance. After walking around, I took out my mobile phone and saw that it was almost half past nine. Yes! There is no mobile phone signal in this broken temple. Let's get out of here!

I turned around along the verandah, but I saw a person wearing Qing Dynasty costumes not far in front of me, and thought: No wonder no one, it turned out to be in time to make a movie.

Sun Yuanqi was afraid of delaying time, so he bypassed far away and arrived at the door, ah! The gatekeepers all wore long robes and dragged their braids. It's such a big scene to make a movie. With the ticket in his hand, he walked straight through the door. When I went out, I was dumbfounded: why did the movie change even the road and the houses on both sides of the road? Playing big, right?

Thinking about it again, Xu walked to the other door of the Horse Temple Scenic Area by himself, so let's ask for directions.

Turning around, he asked the short old man with pigtails at the door: "Excuse me, how to get to Wucheng Middle School?" ”

The short old man looked confused: "Wucheng Middle School? What is that? ”

The old man speaks a standard Beijing accent, and when he listens to it, he knows that he grew up in the Imperial City, so how can he not know about the Wucheng Middle School in the vicinity? So he patiently explained: "It's a nearby school, and I'm here to apply for a teacher." ”

"You've found it, I guess you said this is it." The old man was amused, revealing a mouth full of yellow teeth.

"Right here?" Sun Yuanqi felt that this matter was out of order.

"You're asking the right question! If you ask someone, you don't know it. A month ago, the emperor instructed Lord Sun to handle the university hall, but he never found a place. A few days ago, the Qing prince just played the emperor, and he wanted to choose the horse temple......"

The emperor, Lord Sun, and the king of Qing......

Sun Yuan was stunned.

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