With Jamie Vardy's hat-trick and two goals from Paul Scholes, Manchester United beat Celtic by five goals away to make it five consecutive Champions League group stage wins and secure top spot.

Manchester United were considered guaranteed from the start of the group draw, and it was no surprise that they qualified from the group.

But Manchester United is playing so easily now, it's even easier than the Premier League, which makes UEFA a little unbearable!

The Champions League group stage is so uncompetitive, so what's the point of them expanding their squad?

Making this event even more banal?

In any case, Manchester United completed the group qualification without much effort and took a solid step on the road to defending the title.

And after the hat-trick in this game, more people felt sorry for Vardy.

If the match had been before the results of the European Ballon d'Or were announced, Jamie Vardy might have been able to beat Cannavaro with a hat-trick.

Either way, what has already passed has no meaning and Vardy is not going to look backwards.

And the next game is also important for Vardy, who doesn't have the heart to think about it that much.

In the 15th round of the league, Manchester United faced Everton at home.

Although Everton's strength has declined in the past two seasons, it can also stay in the middle of the table and squeeze into the top ten, of course, it is still incomparable with Manchester United, which is now in full swing.

The reason why it is important is that Everton is Vardy's old club.

After signing for Manchester United and spending a season on loan at Everton, Vardy made too many memories of his career with the Toffees, and this was his first season of career.

Winning the Premier League Silver Boot, leading the team to a runners-up finish in the Premier League, reaching the Champions League and even winning the Carabao Cup was an absolutely fantastic season for Everton fans.

But for Vardy, what is more important is that he has not only gained personal accolades at Everton, but also some friends who have made him recognise.

You know, even now, Carsley and Osman are still fighting with bald heads, guarding the last glory of Everton's skinheads.

Of course, Castlely was voluntarily bald, while Osman had tattoos on his head and did not grow hair at all......

Jamie Vardy did well in both Premier League meetings last season, but it was more about the interaction between him and the Everton players, which was very interesting.

At Goodison Park, Vardy was packed up by the Everton thugs;

Back at Old Trafford, United dealt them another fatal blow in the visitors' dressing room.

So, what will Vardy do with his Everton friends this time?

As the players assembled in the tunnel, Vardy walked over to hug his former team-mates and exchange heartfelt messages.

In fact, they are still in contact on a regular basis, and on a couple of parties Vardy has called Everton skinheads over, and even they are now quite familiar with the Manchester United players.

However, when it comes to the game, it doesn't matter if you are familiar with it or not, you still have to speak with strength, and in this regard, Manchester United has a natural advantage.

The game was dominated by United from the start, and despite a wave of injuries in their midfield, there is no doubt that they still have more control than Everton.

Compared with before, Everton has actually strengthened a lot in the back line, and the arrival of Leiton Baines and Lescott has upgraded the strength of the Toffees' defensive line to a notch.

But in the face of the impact of Manchester United's trident, even the world's top defense is helpless, what can Everton do?

In the 15th minute of the first half, Wayne Rooney opened the scoring with an assist from Jamie Vardy to give his team the home lead.

Rooney and Vardy would have been dancing passionately in celebration as usual, but this time, both of them were silent.

Jamie Vardy played for Everton and every time he scored against Everton, he didn't celebrate;

Rooney is even more from Everton, and his feelings for the Toffees are completely unusual, and it is impossible to celebrate at this time, even if the Everton fans still scold him for Judas.

This is the legend, Everton abused me thousands of times, and I treated Everton like my first love.

After opening the goal account, the goals came one after another, and Everton was completely unable to withstand Manchester United's attack.

In the 29th minute of the first half, Wayne Rooney assisted Jamie Vardy to score and Manchester United led 2-0.

Of course, this time the two did not celebrate the goal.

Incredibly, five minutes later, Vardy assisted Rooney again, and the two of them played a game of table tennis!

Manchester United has a three-goal lead, and it stands to reason that the pitch has long been boiling!

But looking at Vardy and Rooney, everyone couldn't get excited.

The first half was so weird, it was a three-goal victory, but it was as if there was no goal, there was no celebration at all.

How can you say that you have all scored, give points to indicate that it is okay, even if it is just a smile!

The Everton players looked at Vardy and Wayne Rooney with resentment in their eyes, seeing that a massacre was coming, but the executioner showed a gesture of compassion that really made the fish pressed on the chopping block want to cry.

No, no goals, it's so boring!

When Jamie Vardy and Wayne Rooney walked off the pitch at the end of the first half, they looked at each other and sent each other such a signal.

Indeed, it feels very awkward to raise a butcher's knife against the old club, and it is better not to score than this!

"If you score again, you'll wait until we get to Goodison Park and we'll shave you!" Carsley pointed to Vardy's unkempt head and said viciously.

It's just that Carsley is clearly doing useless work, because Vardy really doesn't want to score again, and Carsley's cute appearance is really not a deterrent.

At the start of the second half, Jamie Vardy dropped back more to help defence, as did Wayne Rooney.

After Manchester United focused on controlling the tempo, Everton finally showed some attacking ability and slowly launched an attack on Manchester United.

Although Vardy played the two defensive characteristics of savage charge and deadly flying tackle, he felt that there was no need to kill his old club, so it was useless.

If Vardy is really on fire, then Arteta will definitely not be able to hold on!

Although he was dissatisfied with Vardy and Rooney's blatant paddling behavior on the field, Ferguson didn't bother to scold them, after all, there was no suspense for the team to win, so let them go crazy!

Due to the very layered defensive system of Manchester United, even if Everton attack, they usually keep falling in the midfield, and often do not find a good attacking penetration point in the end.

Mikel Arteta, Carsley and Osman kept passing in front of him, and Vardy felt like his head was about to be dizzy.

Playing with a bang, Vardy suddenly yelled at Osman, who had just received the ball.

"Leon, pass the ball to me!"

Osman was so frightened that he subconsciously passed the ball to Vardy, and at that moment, in a trance, he really thought that Vardy was still his teammate!

Passing it to Vardy is a direct attack!

But the whole player made an incredible cry in an instant, which made Osman completely wake up and break out in a cold sweat!

Osman wanted to give himself a slap in the face!

Why are you so stupid?

Actually pass the ball to Vardy!

This was not an Everton player more than a season ago!

In fact, Vardy was really just joking, and didn't think Osman would really pass the ball to him, even if Osman was the most honest of Everton's skinheads, but being honest doesn't mean stupid!

However, to Vardy's bewilderment, Osman actually passed the ball to himself.

What's going on now?

There is no one on the wing, as long as Vardy rushes forward with the ball, it is estimated that it will be a single goal, unless Vardy has to play the trick of thinking about life, otherwise Everton will be stabbed again.

Manchester United fans cheered, whether it was Osman's mistake or Vardy's steal, anyway, Manchester United got the ball, hurry up!

Vardy looked at the ball at his feet with a smile, and then looked at Osman with a bitter face, and struggled inwardly for a long time.

Alas, forget it, who called himself so soft-hearted!

If you really score another goal, then you don't have to be friends in the future! Friends!

Faced with Osman, who looked like his father had died, and others who seemed to have beeped dogs, Vardy still chose to be merciful.

Give it back to you!

I'm just kidding!

Vardy laughed and passed the ball to Osman again, finally saving the bald man's outlook on life!

Ottoman was about to cry!

Maybe at this time, the bald guy is shouting in his heart: Jamie, you are a good person!

The rest of the Everton players were secretly relieved, but the United team-mates were laughing uncontrollably, Vardy was a special bully!

The United fans in the stands couldn't help but boo, but this boo was not a taunt, but a heckling of Vardy!

Ya actually surrendered to the enemy!

But apparently the ball was passed to Vardy by Osman just now, no matter what secrets there are in it, since Vardy passed it back to him, let's stop here!

"There's definitely some sort of unknown PY deal between Osmanan and Vardy!"

'Vardy: Leon, pass the ball to me and I'll go to Manchester United. Uthman: Okay! ”

"Vardy is starting to play with good players again, you see what Osmane has been like!"

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In the end, thanks to goals from Vardy and Wayne Rooney, Manchester United beat visiting Everton at home to win five consecutive Premier League games and continue to lead the table.

In 15 league games, Manchester United has only one draw and one defeat, and the results are even stronger than last season's Chelsea!

The old Red Devil couldn't help but burst into tears, the Red Devil that once crisscrossed Europe finally woke up!

Who can stop such a Manchester United?