Chapter 291: Unkempt Head
Efficiency!
A term that has always been used throughout Vardy's career!
If we have to add a certain qualifier in front of it, then it is not enough to just add "terrible", but also to add "terrible". Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Last season, Jamie Vardy's goalscoring efficiency was the highest in Europe, leaving him behind eight major roads, and this season has dropped slightly, but it is still out of reach.
At Everton, Vardy was the absolute arrow of the Toffee's counter-attacking tactics, and the tactical bonus benefits combined with Vardy's super individual fighting ability allowed Vardy to maintain a super high goal efficiency in the counter-attack.
After coming to Manchester United, because of the strength of his teammates, Vardy did not need to be so alone, and all the time Vardy did not need to solve the problem alone, which inevitably made his goalscoring efficiency decline.
But even so, Vardy's efficiency has remained intimidating.
Rotations, substitutes and suspensions mean Vardy has at least 500 minutes less minutes than his other full-time strikers, and if Vardy can play in those 500 minutes and can maintain his current goalscoring efficiency, then he will have to add at least five goals.
What's even more amazing is that Vardy hasn't taken a penalty in the league since his debut.
Of Thierry Henry's 21 goals, two came from penalties, Darren Bent had three and Frank Lampard had even more, four!
If United's penalty can also be taken by Jamie Vardy, then Vardy's goal tally will not break the sky!
This is the answer sheet of an 18-year-old superstar in the second season of his career, and the answer that everyone envies.
Many people have already felt sad for Henry, this is really an era that makes people want to cry.
As a super-scorer who has been famous for a long time and has won countless glory, it is not surprising that Thierry Henry won the Premier League Golden Boot, on the contrary, it is not surprising that everyone will be surprised if he does not.
But now Vardy's emergence has made everything sad and ridiculous.
The fact that Thierry Henry, the world's top striker, is going to compete with a hairy boy for the Golden Boot is comical in itself.
If he wins, Henry will not show his face, because it will make people feel that he is not victorious;
If you lose, you will die of shame!
Vardy simply doesn't play his cards according to common sense!
As a young man, shouldn't you follow the process of Academy - Reserves - First-team fringe - Substitutes - Key Rotation - Main Striker - Top Scorer?
How did Vardy skip all the deadly steps in the middle and go straight to becoming the team's top scorer, and still be able to compete with Henry Henry in the scorer list?
With the identity of a newcomer and the top strength to compete for the Golden Boot, Vardy is a black representative of the belly who pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger!
Well, although Vardy is not as comprehensive as Thierry Henry, that doesn't mean that Vardy is inferior in goalscoring ability, and the position of the two in the scorer list speaks for itself!
If Vardy's 23 goals and high scoring efficiency are still not convincing to some guys who are used to picking bones in eggs, then Vardy's loyal fans can take the Champions League out in the face.
Competing in a top-level competition like the Champions League for the first time, Vardy stunned everyone with his undisputed performance.
He has scored six goals in five appearances in six group games and two more in two games in the first knockout round, and currently dominates the Champions League scorers list with eight goals.
This is a list that many people have ignored before, after all, after the Champions League group stage, many teams will be eliminated, and as the Champions League knockout rounds continue to be played round by round, the scorer list will also undergo earth-shaking changes.
But Vardy's eight goals are already telling, you know, behind Vardy now are Shevchenko and Ronaldo with six goals.
If it weren't for a sudden burst of players, who would normally be crowned with the Champions League Golden Boot in around 10 goals, and even if United were eliminated by Inter Milan in the quarter-finals, who could guarantee that Jamie Vardy would not be able to score two goals in two legs?
If the Premier League Golden Boot and Champions League Golden Boot halos shroud over an 18-year-old striker at the same time, then who can guess what a terrifying lineup this teenager can bring to world football in the future!
Well, the two keywords for this season's Premier League are almost certain.
Chelsea and Vardy!
The top of the standings and the top of the scorer list, there is no controversy, only endless topics.
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While the outside world is frantically touting Vardy, Vardy is also brewing a new plan of action.
With the clash with Inter Milan looming and the mood is slightly tense, Jamie Vardy is looking to decompress his team-mates in his own way.
"Hey, Leo! Are you planning to change your hairstyle with me? ”
At the end of the session, Vardy pulled over Ferdinand, who had a pigtail, and said mysteriously.
Ferdinand was stunned for a moment, and did not react at the first time.
A change of hairstyle?
Do I need to change my sassy pigtails?
Ferdinand was dismissive of this, believing that there was no better hairstyle in the world than himself!
Of course, he admits that Vardy's tomato head is very creative, but it looks stunning at first glance, and it is easy to get aesthetically tired after a long time, and it is better to have his own pigtails, which will never go out of style.
"No, pigtails are my beliefs, and I will never change my hairstyle casually!" Ferdinand cut the nail on the head.
Believe in your sister!
Vardy almost didn't get his breath away, as if you hadn't changed your hairstyle!
"A supermodel!"
Vardy held out a finger.
Ferdinand's eyes instantly lit up with a terrifying light, but after a moment, he shook his head and said, "You know, I can't be ......"
"Two supermodels!" Before Ferdinand could finish speaking, Vardy had already interrupted what he had said.
Ferdinand's eyes widened and filled with desire, but his expression was still struggling.
"Three supermodels, no more!"
"Deal!"
Ferdinand gave Vardy a decisive high-five, for fear that Vardy would regret it.
Vardy smiled and said he was satisfied.
In the Premier League, there is nothing that a supermodel can't solve, and if there is, then three, not bad money!
Bringing Rio Ferdinand to the styling studio, this is the first time Vardy has visited without knowing how many times.
"Come, give us two perms, very small and very small rolls, and after styling, they will be explosive heads, completely puffed up!"
Vardy unceremoniously gave orders to the stylists that they couldn't be more cooked.
That's right, Vardy wanted the kind of unkempt hair that Fellaini and David Luiz would later have.
It took a few months to get his hair up to par, and Vardy naturally couldn't afford to waste it, and as for Ferdinand, his hair was much longer than Vardy's.
"Unkempt?"
Ferdinand was puzzled and did not react at the first time.
"Anla, when it's done, you can see it, now be obedient!" Vardy sat in his chair, fearing that Ferdinand would regret it.
Of course, with three supermodels as an enticing condition, how could Ferdinand go back on it?
A few hours later, the perm was over, after washing the hair, and through a strong blow of the hair dryer, two stunning puffy heads were born.
"I'll go, like the Lion King, are you going to turn me into Balderrama?"
That's right, once Colombian star Valderrama was a head exploding and nicknamed the Golden Retriever Lion King!
This hairstyle thief is flowing!
Vardy ignored the shouting Rio Ferdinand and looked at his own look in the mirror and expressed great satisfaction.
Football and fashion are inseparable, and top stars are often the leaders of fashion trends, which is not much different from those movie and television stars.
For those superstars, if you haven't changed your look for two months, you're too embarrassed to go out and say hello, and many people spend more time dressing up than training.
Vardy had already made up his mind to be a trendsetter, and it was already working.
From killing the Master Matt, to skinheads and fruit legions, and wearing headbands, Vardy has already made several looks popular just by his head.
However, as a successor to the past, he felt that he had not done enough, and even ashamed of his identity as a reborn.
The unkempt hair was planned by him a long time ago, so he kept his hair for so long, as for why he had to pull Ferdinand, isn't there still a missionary system waiting for him to develop offline, and another important factor is that only Ferdinand's hair is long enough.
Cristiano Ronaldo always has delicate and shiny short hair;
Fletcher's styling remains unchanged all year round;
Alan Smith also needs his own gray hair to show off his fierceness, and if the whole unkempt head is too kawaii;
As for Rooney, it's good that he doesn't lose his hair, and you still expect him to perm......
Of course, Vardy also had a gift for Rooney, a gift with a double meaning.
Vardy was very satisfied with his new look, although Ferdinand was a little awkward at first, but after seeing too much, he also thought it was good, puffy and very fun, touching his hair was as fluffy as touching a puppy.
The next day, when Vardy and Rio Ferdinand each arrived at the training base with a large pile of unkempt head, Carrington was on the verge of blowing up.
The teammates looked at them as if they were looking at aliens.
This shape is so sharp, it attracts attention, but it looks a little spicy!
Needless to say, this must be Vardy's idea, this product is a cross-border master, the most skilled in the football circle, this lion king-like puffy head is definitely planned by him.
Okay, Vardy is a tease, and he can be forgiven for doing anything ridiculous, but what are you Ferdinand coaxing?
Isn't it good to have pigtails on your head?
Don't you think that this unkempt head makes your face bigger, longer, and more swollen?
This aesthetic is really no one!
Well, let's just say that Vardy relied on his powerful teasing magnetism to break another ......