"Get out! Get out! ”

"Oops...... I can tell you, old man, that the clergy can't curse! I'm going to find the Jade Emperor to expose you! You have broken your vows and need to go to the Buddha to repent! Xu Zhonglin pointed to Bishop Giovanni in front of him roguously.

"God will punish you for shitting!" A teacup smashed straight over, and the bishop told him how angry God was at the moment.

This is Bishop Giovanni's private reception room, and Xu Zhonglin came to Rome to visit Bishop Giovanni the next day after contracting seven ship wives, wanting to ask the other party to help him hold a few more weddings.

The old-fashioned old bishop directly refused, marriage is sacred and indissolvable, and Catholics only have one wedding in their life, and God will not only bless it, but bring disaster.

Xu Zhonglin directly told the bishop that he was not God's people, and that he was going to burn pillar incense when he returned to the East, and that if the formless old guy wanted to trouble him, he would have to fight with the Buddha first. So it's okay to have a few more weddings.

Who knew that the old man insisted on not doing it.

So Xu Zhonglin painfully came up with a plan to bribe, he told the old man that as long as he helped himself hold a few more weddings, he was willing to donate to God a ship lady, God likes big breasts or round buttocks, and the old man's spokesperson needs to help choose and try it. In his mind, aren't all Catholic clergy like that? shouted benevolence in front of people, engaged in the second wife behind his back, and sent a little honey to the old man, although I don't know if the old guy can do it, but licking is estimated that he is also happy.

As for this kind of ship girl is easier to find, there is a street in Casablanca, and each of them is worthy of the title of Dongguan Senior Technician, which will definitely make the old man's soul fly out of the sky.

Who knew that this completely angered the old man, and the old guy actually scolded him and told him to get out!

Xu Zhonglin flexibly dodged the teacup and stretched out two fingers: "Two! Guaranteed to be of the same level, they look like twins......"

This price is a bit big, and someone regrets it after saying it. In fact, it is not impossible to find someone else to officiate the wedding, and the price will definitely not be so high, but he has always insisted on equal treatment of ship girls, since the wedding with Teresa was presided over by the old man, so it is not bothering the two masters.

Bishop Giovanni interrupted him even more violently: "Get out! Otherwise, I'll let Catherine clean you up! ”

There is a door!

It's a cleanup, not a block!

Dealing with the leader is the best at someone.,The leader likes to collect rags.,Collect some old objects from the past.,You just stuff soft sister coins.,Of course, you can't do it.。 Doesn't this have a reason with other people's constipation, do you still give chrysanthemums cucumbers? Not the right way!

Bishop Giovanni, although not an official, also worked for God. How can a person not have some selfish desires?

"My town guard can build a Catholic church and allow you to preach!"

Since leaders don't want benefits, they definitely want political achievements. Xu Zhonglin firmly believed that Bishop Giovanni was not a fanatical pure believer, otherwise he would not have secretly run to Howmatsuk to help him officiate at the wedding because of Lady Catherine's words last time.

The expression on Bishop Giovanni's face was a little better: "Humph! I'm the archbishop of Rome, and I'm going to care about your little town of yours? ”

This sentence is translated by Xu Zhonglin: Lao Tzu's dignified Bull Demon King ranks second among the six hundred little demons, and he usually holds great power, so don't bring it to me for any trivial in your rural village.

"What do you mean?" Xu Zhonglin tried to ask, the number two person in the sect has the leisure to talk to him for so long, it is definitely not because he is handsome, people have a purpose.

"Catherine told me that you are very well connected in the East, and that our Diocese of Rome would like to send a mission to the East, if you can facilitate this......"

it! It's as simple as that? In Xu Zhonglin's mind, this is not a problem at all, in his original world, such things as churches are all over the land of China, especially in the countryside, and they are as popular as killing Matt. Except for a few major religious cases fabricated by Chinese people, I have not heard of any harm in foreign proselytizing.

But when he looked at Bishop Giovanni eagerly, he instinctively sensed that something was wrong.

So he didn't agree, but asked Sissi to send a letter to Zheng Maitreya to ask about the situation: Fatty, the boss of the Catholic Roman region wants to go to our side to preach, and he came to me, is the water deep?

The little fat man replied quickly:! The water is so deep that you have a problem with drowning 10,000 trees! Don't say yes!

There are people who want to harm me!

Special! Sure enough, this kind old thing in front of him is not a good person: is it deep for Mao and spicy? What's the situation?

The little fat man hurriedly explained to him: There are a lot of bad things, those guys are simply not raised by people, and they are not allowed to worship their ancestors, and they advocate digging ancestral graves. Why don't you let you take a concubine! They have been here before, and they have caused our side to live in peace. Don't mess with those guys, my mother believes in Buddhism, and she can't look down on this.

it! Dig the ancestral grave?! Those former missionaries aren't going to have Indian roots, are they? A natural little expert at death. As for not allowing concubines, this must be very marketable among the old and decrepit ladies in the courtyard of the deep house, these people are like the square dance aunts of later generations, the organization is still very strong, and the slogan of the organization is: Burn all the fox girls to death. Not allowing concubines can just cater to the hearts of these old ladies, and it is not a big problem.

With a glimmer of hope, someone asked, "Old man, did you still dig up people's ancestral graves this time?" ”

Bishop Giovanni's face was solemn: "This is slander! When have we ever committed such an invasion of private property? ”

Fortunately, there must have been some misunderstanding in the middle, and someone was thinking so, but Bishop Giovanni continued:

"It's just that your ancestor worship in the East is very backward and ignorant, and our aim is to eliminate this primitive worship and let the glory of God illuminate the whole world. Therefore, we advocate that Oriental people donate those ancestral homes and ancestral fields as a local development fund for the church. Since those houses and fields belong to the church, the backward ancestor worship must be eliminated. ”

Made! Lao Tzu almost flashed his waist. Isn't this just digging people's ancestral graves?

"Then I can't help you."

Bishop Giovanni closed his eyes and fell into deep thought, and it took a long time to open them: "Is there really no way?" ”

Xu Zhonglin shrugged his shoulders: "To be honest, you guys are doing this, even I can't help but want to strangle you." So I didn't have to play. ”

The old bishop waved his hand tiredly: "Then you can go." ”

The negotiations broke down, and Xu Zhonglin was also single, and directly waved his sleeves without taking away a cloud. The problem of marriage is not big, the most important thing in Rome is the priest, throwing a brick and smashing five or six to death is not a problem, officiating at the wedding, just pull one on the street, the only trouble is the right to use St. Peter's Basilica.

This cathedral is almost indistinguishable from the one in Xu Zhonglin's original world, and it is currently the largest church in the world, the seat of the Holy See.

Church!

Suddenly, Xu Zhonglin had a flash of inspiration in his mind!

He reopened the door to the living room of Bishop Giovanni: "Hey! Do you have any ideas for building the largest church in the world, old man? ”