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"Who's that elbow man?"

"We are radio friends, I only know that he lives in the town of Bodong, and I don't know his real name."

I scoffed at the answer to the Gloomy Abyss. It's hard to imagine that the dignified Director of the Pollution Control Bureau can't find out the true identity of "Elbow", but he just doesn't want to investigate.

I was in a much better mood and decided to have mercy on him and spare his life.

I asked the F91 to tie up the dark abyss and resist it on the shoulder. The whole process of the dark abyss is very cooperative, no, it would be more appropriate to describe it as life without love.

We teleported to Hillig's cell.

Collect the money, activate the new Infinite Quest, and throw the Dark Abyss into the cell next door.

It's been a long day, the night is deep, and I'm tired.

I climbed into Shirai's big bed nearby.

F91 also lay down next to me and began to frolic at me.

I sternly told her not to ride me, me, or molest me, otherwise she would die. Moreover, if Shirai Hui returns, I must also stop her from attacking me at night. I don't want to wake up and the Crystal Palace becomes a morgue.

F91 pouted in agreement.

It lay naked beside me, rubbing against me with its smooth, delicate skin. This kind of blissful prelude is a living hell for me at this moment.

Before going to bed, I remembered the gold bar that Ya Rulan threw at me in the Machine King City, and grabbed it in my hand in a daze, anyway, there was nothing else to "smuggle" besides this.

Even though I held the quilt high, it was still too sleepy. Before I knew it, I fell asleep and woke up to a reality that I had.

Lack of sleep.

The sense of time is confusing.

Using sleep to travel back and forth caused my physical time to become ambiguous, and since I got this game, it feels like a long time ago.

Hey?

Gold bar!

I smuggled the gold bars!

A gold bar cudder than a mermaid lay quietly at the head of my bed, exuding a mesmerizing sheen. It's close to reality, it has a shape, and it doesn't have any imprints on the outside, it's just for me to sell!

Why is gold okay but not other materials? I suddenly remembered what Yarulan said, no one can prove that all otherworldly materials can't be smuggled, but it just takes time to experiment with more.

Smuggle basketball-sized diamonds next time, ha!

I stuffed the gold bars into my satchel and packed up and headed for work. Along the way, humming a song and walking leisurely. Anyway, no one will reprimand me for being late, although I don't understand why.

But I was reprimanded by Section Chief Wang for half an hour. What new arrivals should be strictly managed, abide by the rules, pay attention to work discipline, and speak mercilessly.

What, why all of a sudden? I turned a blind eye to my tardiness and laziness before!

Well, forget it.

When it was finally time to get off work, I ran all the way to the nearest pawnshop.

Sell gold bars.

Take the money.

……

, 300,000 soft girl coins? What a concept!

I stuffed a thick 10,000 yuan in cash into my satchel, bulging my pockets, and I felt like everyone around me was staring at me like bad guys who were robbing me. I stuffed the bank card containing 290,000 yuan from my jacket pocket into my butt pocket, then into my socks, and finally into my underwear.

Three hundred thousand?

Hey, 300,000?

I slapped myself in the face, making sure it wasn't a dream, and regretting why I hadn't smuggled a giant statue of pure gold!

Calm down, 300,000 is actually not a huge amount of money, but it seems a little rich for people like me. How do I spend it? No, it's a lot of money, but if you really want to squander it, it might be gone overnight. Spend it in a planned way, at least until I'm sure I can continue smuggling more gold.

It's getting dark, it's impossible to buy a house or a car, and it's not enough.

After a moment's hesitation, I walked into a more upscale clothing store.

A sunny and handsome female clerk greeted me warmly. Despite her professional smile, I could tell that she was skeptical that I was really planning to shop.

After trying on a few clothes that didn't fit well, her attitude became much colder, and she almost wrote "You really can't afford it" on her face.

"How much does that suit cost?"

"Nineteen thousand eight after the discount, sir."

She just glanced at the clothes the model was wearing in front of the window and replied to me lightly.

I pulled out my card.

She was surprised, and looked even more stunned after the successful swiping of the card. The whole person looked at me dumbfounded, unable to say a word, holding the small corner of the bank card with both hands and froze in place.

I smiled: "Little sister, aren't you going to give me back the card?" ”

"Ah, I'm sorry sir." After she gave me back the card, she trotted a few steps and began to introduce the other costumes, talking eloquently.

I bought a few other outfits that cost more than 20,000 yuan, then took her hand and walked to the locker room.

"I have a shoulder injury, but it's actually hard to change clothes, can you help me?"

She looked embarrassed and slurred.

"Help me with your mouth, ten thousand."

She refused me and I dragged me into the locker room, and I swore I didn't use any strength. She closes the door, locks it, strips and squats, and a series of movements are skillful.

Actually, I didn't want to do anything to her, I just wanted to confirm whether this female clerk would die after having a relationship.

Probably not. If she dies, this casual woman just deserves it.

Bite.

Courtesy.

She wiped her mouth, and I lifted my pants.

Payment.

I quickly checked my phone and saw that there were no new dolls in my inventory, so I breathed a sigh of relief. Thankfully, this strange illness of unknown origin will not be brought to life, and this is far more pleasing to me than selling gold bars that appeared out of thin air.

It's good that my rose-colored future isn't dead yet!

I hummed a song all the way home, and bought all the snacks along the way - stinky tofu, fried game, popcorn, etc., double, ate one and threw one away.

It wasn't until nearly 10 p.m. that I went back to the house.

Meaningless movement of shoulders and wrists, it's time for PVP again, and this time I'm confident. If nothing else, tonight's opponent should be selling girls. Originally, the level 50 bandit was converted to a player, which is also a level 5 bandit or a similar class. Simple.

Soon, the phone rang with a piercing tone: "NPC rebel!" Enter the King's Decisive Space in a minute! ”

Really.

Although there are not many times, I am no longer a PVP newbie in this game, and some routines can gradually smell some flavors.

Swish!

The scenery changed in front of me, and I came to the familiar KTV door.

Immediately turned on stealth, hung a bomb nest, took out a sniper rifle and tiptoed back, keeping a distance from the selling girl standing in the middle of the road.

He looked around, his expression very confused: "Oh my God, where is this?" Hey, is anyone there! Anyone can! ”

I was surprised, but it's not the first time I've seen a PVP opponent enter the king duel space for the first time. What's more, he has no realistic memory of selling girls, he thinks he is a native of another world, and he has no mobile phone prompts and instructions.

It's pitiful, but let's die.

I silently picked up my sniper rifle and aimed it at him, and the hit rate flew to 100%.

Ha! It's easy, that's the traitor's next ...... Hey?

Just as he was about to pull the trigger, he saw the girl suddenly open the leather bag behind her, take out seven or eight rifles and throw them around, and the shop was everywhere.

What does that mean?

Rifle?

…… Yes! That's not a rifle! It's a sniper rifle! Seven or eight are all sniper rifles!

For a moment, I felt as if I had been overlooking something important.

The selling girl suddenly shouted to the sky: "Howling snake! Look at that! These are all high-quality sniper rifles! It's delicious, you're hungry! ”

I was so bad, but it was too late!

The sniper rifle in my hand suddenly began to deform, twist, tremble, and struggle to get out of my hands, it had reverted to the form of a snake and used all its strength to pounce forward.

I clenched.

It bites me back.

"Ahh

With a casual scream, a smell of blood poured out of my mouth and nose. When I looked sideways, all I saw was the missing palm-sized left shoulder and the blood-spurting section. This exaggerated power is not at all what a snake should have, it is simply a shark transit of a horror movie.

As soon as my knees went limp, I fell to one knee, and in the afterglow, I saw that the girl was rushing straight at me.

I swapped out my new pistol, the Human Poisoner, and a lightsaber to prepare for the battle.

He raised his left hand.

I'll go! My eyes! What is it? Lime powder? The pain is terrible! The eyes can't see anything!

Suddenly I felt a kick in the chest and I fell to the ground.

"Despicable! What did you throw at me! ”

From the darkness came the sinister laughter of the selling girl: "My exclusive recipe is specific to the life-saving spell you learned from Shirai Hui. You can rest assured that your eyes will not be able to recover for a while...... My crown. ”

"How do you know I have a life-saving spell!"

"Do you think I'm having fun every day like you? Slap this man in the face, take the risk there, drill the women's beds, and sprinkle the endless money. His voice grew colder and circled behind me, "I'm mortal, I've been an orphan since I was a child, not like a divine helper. I can only secretly work harder, hehe. In fact, it is not difficult to find out your secret from these people around you, and the red crisp hand doesn't seem to like you, and in just a few words, he told all the complaints about the Howling Sky Snake. And Shirai Hui, as long as I praise you, she is like a spring female cat who follows my praise and adds vinegar, saying that the crown is powerful, and the corpse, life, resurrection, brilliant staff and so on will be like a true god. If I still have time, I'm sure I can get a message about you from the moon puppet fool, that wouldn't be a problem. Except for Yarulan, I can probably get out of the way. ”

"You!" My eyes seemed to be burning, and there seemed to be a thousand needles in them.

He suddenly laughed, "The most wrong thing you've done so far is to push the Star Feather Thousand Summer to a dead end. Our boss, but, no, easy to mess with. ”

Look for death!

The villain died from talking too much, you keep chattering, and I'll immediately release a bomb hive with automatic tracking to kill you! You can't think I'll do that......

No, he should have known I had a bomb hive. Since the red crispy hand told him about the Howling Snake, the bomb hive naturally ......

Why is he so reluctant to do it, but he has to nag?

Could it be ...... Waiting for me to be blown up by a bomb hive?

The selling girl circled around me for a full week, but still didn't make a move: "Your Majesty, I actually lied to you. The apocalypse says I should lurk by your side for a while and then replace you. Actually, you're really powerful, and you've taken down almost all the four towns around the lake, including the bandit den at the bottom of the lake. I heard that even the empire you occupy? Have you counted how many days you've only been here? I really admire you and am so proud that I am about to replace you! ”

I'm sure. Although he couldn't see it, he must have made some preparations to protect against bomb bugs. He was afraid of attacking me to trigger the Hive's passive attack, but he wasn't afraid of the Bombworm and expected me to be blown up by the Bombworm.

Calm down and think about it.

Touch!

A shot hit me in the flank, and it hurt excruciously.

"Your Majesty, I'll play you to death slowly, don't worry."

I understand!

I felt a subtle disobedience to the shot just now, and the angle, sound, and distance of the gun shot were slightly inconsistent with the position where the girl spoke!

I ran to the spot where the gunshots had just come from. With my impression of the place that was extremely familiar, I bypassed the obstacle and went straight to the location where the gunshots had just come from. The voice of the girl behind him kept ringing: "You can't run, where are you going to escape!" ”

My left hand was useless, and my right hand was holding a microwave rifle, which was an area attack anyway, and I fired several shots in front of me.

Explosions one after another.

Soon, the touch of the mobile phone teleported out in the palm of the left hand.

"The winner is divided! Rebel NPCs are about to surrender! ”

Whew, it's over.

Win unclear...... I felt better in my eyes and reluctantly opened my eyes to look around.

There were countless traces of explosions and shredded flesh and blood ahead, and as for whose body it was, there would be no one else but him. Then I looked back behind me, and there was a remote-controlled car with an antenna on top of it and a megaphone at the top of the antenna.

I knew it, this liar!

I saw the last scene of the girl running in, and I naturally decided that he was right next to me. In fact, he had secretly put down the megaphone, but he himself had gone far away, hiding out of range of the bomb bugs he had heard from the Red Crisp Hand. Even if I let the bomb worm out, I won't be able to find him, and sooner or later I'll be killed by self-detonation.

If he could have kept his composure and didn't fire that shot, he might have won. No, it was because he found out that I had noticed something strange and didn't release bomb worms, so he had to shoot and urge me. That was already the last gamble, and the result was that he lost.

I wanted to scan him and ask him something, but ......

The ground is full of minced meat, and they don't know where their mouths are.

Tomorrow when I return to the Otherworld, ask him slowly, and I will show him what a "true command" is.

The Howling Snake, which had eaten up the sniper rifle on the ground, pounced on me again and burrowed back into my arms.

Phew, do you really have the face to come back? Alas, who can blame me for not being a good owner?

Swish!

I teleported back to my real bedroom.

With a long sigh of relief, he lay back on the bed and covered his forehead with his arm.

Treachery? If memory serves...... Next up is FH56, the clone leader of Ponan.

It's uncomfortable to know you're going to be betrayed, but you're powerless to stop it.

Maybe I should learn from the girl and actively collect information about my opponents in advance? Since I know that the next one should be FH56, I should go and learn more about her, what tactical habits and so on.

casually flipped into a wok from the kitchen, grabbed it and lay on the bed.

Fall asleep.

Wake up.

The wok was also smuggled over, and the pressure cooker that was smuggled over last time didn't pay attention to where it was thrown, and if it wasn't lost, it should be able to melt a lot of metal with this. Hopefully, Yarulan can come up with some new ideas to bring more otherworldly items back to life. Actually, I think it's a good idea to wrap the F91 in molten iron and try to smuggle it, but I don't know if it will be damaged.

I just wanted to get up, but I found that I was pressed down by Shirai Teru. When did this guy?

I checked the current situation, and the four Ps were played on the big bed again, and as before, F91 and Moon Doll Yu were lying on my right side, and Shirai Teru was already perched on it.

Due to my movements, Shirai Hui rubbed his sleepy eyes, glanced at me, and then slammed the side face on my chest again, and said in a daze, "Your Majesty...... Good morning. ”

Good morning to you, good morning, what are you doing with my hands dishonestly?

Die to you!

I slammed into my feet and pushed her away, and she fell under the bed with a scream, looking at me in surprise: "Your Majesty? ”

I knocked her on the head: "F91 didn't tell you, I'm ...... now"

The words "terminally ill" suddenly choked in my throat and couldn't spit it out, probably because I didn't want to admit this fact. Then he changed his words and said: "I can't get close to women now, and I'm concentrating on Taoism." ”

"Your Majesty." Shirai was confused, but immediately agreed.

After such a fuss, the mother and daughter around them were also woken up. However, I have some serious things to explain to Shirai now.

"I have two corpses that need your resurrection."

"Yes, Your Majesty."

These two corpses belong to Yelu and Prince Ye Moqing, I don't want to use the inventory as a morgue, let's dispose of it as soon as possible.

I spread my arms out, and I had three women to help me dress.

I opened my mouth, and my three daughters helped me feed me.

I should be happy, why am I still so sad? I'm already in the Crystal Palace, but I can't eat a bite!

The mood is getting worse and worse.

The three girls thought I was angry and didn't care, they knew that I wouldn't be angry with them even if I was in a bad mood.

That's right.

I followed Shirai to her so-called resurrection chamber. On the way, I met a somewhat handsome cultist. That's him, punching bag.

"You, stop."

"Huh? Seven nights of turbidity and heaven and earth shine together! The congregation immediately knelt down on one knee and saluted.

I pulled out a jar of life essence, held it high, and smashed it his forehead. The latter was bloody, confused, and didn't even have the courage to ask why.

"That's the medical bill." I took out another jar of Life Essence and threw it to him and said, "This is the money to buy a sniper rifle, buy a lot of it, the higher the quality, the better." ”

"Yes, yes, Your Majesty!" The disciple looked aggrieved and ran away.

Dysphoria.

Inexplicable irritability!

Moon puppet fool suddenly touched my forehead and asked, "What's wrong with you, baby?" Today's appearance is a little weird.,You're usually very gentle.,Do you have something on your mind? ”

My cheeks twitched.

I don't know. Maybe it's because of a terminal illness, maybe it's because of the betrayal of a girl, maybe it's a lack of sleep, I don't know why, I'm restless, itchy, like a maggot with a bone.

"Little 91 also thinks Dad is a little strange, and he has been thinking like this since last night. He did something like that in front of many, many people...... Usually dad wouldn't do that. ”

"His Majesty is a bit out of form...... I actually pushed him out of bed just now, and at that moment I thought that it was not me. ”

What nonsense are you all talking about!

Sick of it!

Of course I'm still me, don't you know?

I endured the irritability of the throbbing pain in my temples and kept silent. I don't want to hurt people because I'm in a bad mood, and now these three girls around me are already my closest little sisters. I had a hunch that if I broke their hearts, something would be irreparable.

Come to the door of the resurrection chamber.

Shirai only symbolically said a few words like "It is forbidden for idle people to enter here, and any distraction will reduce the chance of success", but he did not insist. I could tell that her eyes were full of fear and uneasiness for me, and she didn't dare to say much. Do I look like a vicious bad guy right now?

There are always a few days in a month when a man is in a bad mood!

Shirai Teruchichi told us to be quiet, and then took the body of Yelu from my hand and laid it flat on the ground painted with strange patterns. A circle of candles makes the atmosphere seem as if evil spirits are about to appear at any moment.

Shirai Teru raised his arms and lowered his face, muttering some incantations in his mouth.

I don't understand, but ...... The words were imprinted in my heart, as if I knew that those scriptures of unknown meaning had only activated ancient memories.

It's like Sadako!

Especially when she just got up, she didn't have time to put on armor, and she was dressed in white cloth, which looked more like a female ghost.

We remained silent and saw some discernible clusters of multicolored light hovering around, wandering as if looking for a place to perch.

"Huh? Demons? ”

Obviously, we were not allowed to speak, but Bai Jinghui broke the silence by himself, and looked up at me with a shocked expression: "Your Majesty, this corpse was killed by the demon clan, where did you get it?" Who is she? ”

I chuckled inwardly.

I'm a demon?

Should I admit it?

It's time to use a delaying tactic!

I threw Prince Ye Moqing's body to Bai Jinghui and said, "I'll tell you later, you try to resurrect this guy first." ”

Shirai's face was full of suspicion, but he still accepted it.

The ritual repeats itself again - silence, Sadako, the light swirls and wanders. But my mind is in a mess!

The NightClan died of my terminal illness. Yelu died at the hands of demons. So I'm a demon? The demons don't sound cool at all, if I can choose, can I choose the Protoss? Generally speaking, this term doesn't mean anything good, so what exactly is a demon? Will it be spurned by all mankind like shelter robots?

Should I admit it?

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty, the resurrection failed." Shirai interrupted my rhapsodies and knelt down to apologize, "I've done my best, but this corpse doesn't have any faith in the first place, and it seems that it has no nostalgia for mortal dust, and some refuse to be resurrected. Please be punished. ”

"There's no need to punish, just die, it's not an important person anyway." To be honest, I'm just going to try it when I resurrect the prince or something. Sure enough, I insulted the eight wives in front of him at that time, and I did too much, and I actually refused to resurrect directly.

At this time, Shirai Teru looked at me a little ...... It's weird, like it's prying inside me.

She began to talk to herself: "Please let me talk about some of the past." In my hometown, life or death is not as important as it is here. Some people live forever, some people come back from the dead, some people cheat corpses after death, and some people change from zombies back to the living. It is such a place where life and death are treated as child's play, and although there are people who fail to be resurrected every day, they are far less than those who are born. ”

The Population Explosion?

"The Scarlet Twilight Sect is especially good at the ritual of transforming from zombies back to the living, of course, simple killing and resurrection are also compulsory courses, and the success rate is extremely high, and people often come to us for help. However, there is one kind of person that can never be resurrected. ”

She paused: "The one who was killed by the demons." Those corpses have no soul and have been eaten by demons. ”

I thought of eating the "Night Road Spirit" in my inventory earlier, and I couldn't help but take a few steps back.

Shirai grabbed my hand and raised his voice: "Your Majesty! If you've already entered the Demon Path, it's too late to turn back! I know those demons very well, eating human souls to increase their strength, and gluttonous addiction! You...... Now so irritable, is it been a long time since the last time you ate souls? ”

"I ......"

I don't smoke, I don't drink much alcohol, and I don't know what it's like to be addicted. But I'm really miserable and irritable right now, and I want to scratch the wall and grab someone to relieve my anger. And, most importantly...... I felt thirsty, very thirsty...... I want to drink some kind of strange food, an extremely delicious immortal product! Where have I ever drunk it once! And I want to be, I've never been so hungry for women.

Shirai Teru used a look, and Tsuki-Puppet and F91 immediately grabbed my arms.

"What are you going to do!"

"Your Majesty, they know better than anyone else that I won't harm you." Shirai Hui held my cheeks with both hands, opened my eyelids and looked at me repeatedly, and pulled out my tongue, as if a doctor was doing a physical examination, "Your Majesty, if I'm not mistaken, you have just entered the Demon Dao." Don't continue to eat souls lately, or your mind will become more and more irritable and evil. This addiction is not yet deep, and it is assumed that it only takes about three days to get rid of it. ”

I'll go, you are a doctor at a drug rehabilitation center!

I struggled a few times, but the mother and daughter still had a lot of strength.

"Archbishop, you are a little presumptuous! Like the wicked man who said I had gone wrong! First of all, where do you say this, and what evidence is there? ”

"Please forgive your sins. In fact, you will always follow you even if you are a very evil maniac, but I want you to keep your own reason. Shirai Hui bowed slightly, but his attitude was still resolute, "Please promise me to quit addiction for three days." After that, if you still want to step into the devil's path or something else, you will never say anything more. ”

I......

A, "I have never said that Lao Tzu is a good person, since sucking the soul can gain strength, blocking Lao Tzu's full horse will die!" ”

B, "Joke! I am the chosen true god to descend to earth, not to mention quitting addiction for three days, killing all the so-called demons is just a gesture! ”

C, "No, I've really had enough!" I just want women all over the world to love me, what's wrong with that, why do I have to suffer such a sin......"

D, "Demons? Soul? I'm just walking on the path of arbitrariness, doing wayward things, that's all, nothing else. ”

E, "Eight of the Week" ability