Chapter 29: People Treat You Like a Girl
"Husband? Is he your husband? Lu Zhaogong asked.
When Helian shouted "husband" before, Lu Zhaogong didn't care. Right now! I heard it clearly, and naturally I was puzzled, so I asked questions.
"He's your husband? Are you kidding? How big are you? You? Are you his wife? You? ”
"He's my husband! He promised me that when my hair was long and my waist was up, he would marry me. Woowoo woo ......"
"Not yet? Not yet? That's it! You little fart kid, how to do his wife? Wait until your hair is waist-length! Lu Zhaogong said, wiping his forehead and face with his hand. Just now, his face and forehead were scratched and painful.
"Don't! Lu Gong! He's my husband! I will not allow my husband to take a concubine. Don't! Ha Lian cried.
"You kid?" Lu Gong said, and immediately pulled his face down.
shouted: "In this troubled world, what capable man does not have three wives and four concubines? A man marries only one wife, then? Where did the population come from? A war is coming, all the men are dead, you don't let the men take concubines, and my father still doesn't agree! ”
"Woooooo Helian kowtowed and cried: "I am the main room, I must be the first round room, and then!" With my consent, you can take a concubine! Lu Gong! You can't do that! You can't do that! He's my husband! He's my husband! Woowoo woo ......"
"You little brat! What do you know? You? You're going to have sex with him, huh? Roundhouse? What do you do to have a round with him? Do you know what a roundhouse is? You? ”
Seeing Helian's serious look, Lu Zhaogong felt angry and funny.
At this time, there were many people around.
The guards all returned, and they all looked at Helian. Hearing Lu Zhaogong say this, they all snickered.
I thought: yes? You're a little kid, you're having sex with him, you? Why? You? Can you do it? You? Do you know what a round house is?
Do you know what a man does with a woman? You?
Alas! Thinking of this, they all secretly enjoyed themselves in their hearts, looking at Helian's jokes.
What does she know about this little brat? She knows what it means for a man to have a round house with a woman? Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
"I know! I know everything! My husband told me everything! Woo woo woo ......" Ha Lian replied urgently.
"What? What the? Lu Zhaogong tilted his ears, suspecting that he had not heard clearly.
What did this little kid say just now: did her husband tell her everything? What did her husband tell her?
Is it to tell her what a round house is?
This, this, this? Where does a big man tell a little girl this?
This, this, this? Isn't that polite?
This, this, this? This is usually taught by mothers to their daughters, right? Daddy can't be like this, huh? This, this, this?
Oh! I remember! Isn't that yet? Do people think of you as a "female lu"?
Thinking of this, Lu Zhaogong couldn't help but look towards Fang Jishi.
At this time, Fang Jishi was still lying on the ground and did not get up. On his body, there were two maids lying on his stomach. His arms were still holding the two maids.
Lu Zhaogong glanced at Fang Jishi with disdain, swept it over, and didn't notice the look of pain on Fang Jishi's face.
For the sake of Fang Jishi's life-saving grace for him, he still endured it. He sighed inwardly, "Alas! No wonder! Man! Where is there a bad look? ”
What is a female lu? Nulu was an ancient prostitute.
In the Spring and Autumn period, it was already very popular. Originally the kind of prostitutes raised by the government and the aristocracy, it became popular in society later.
In order to achieve the purpose of silver music, the hereditary nobles trained girls to engage in various silver music affairs from a very young age.
So! Everyone thinks that Fang Jishi cultivated Helian as a woman, so they despise him.
Yang Hu, who was on the side, heard this, and couldn't help but look towards Fang Jishi. He also despised the cornerstone in his heart: Nimadi! Are you pretending? Are you still pretending? Really! He raised other people's little girls as "female lu".
Certain! Certain! He must have opened the house! Hey!
After despising Fang Cornerstone, Yang Hu was excited in his heart, and in turn admired Fang Cornerstone Niubi!
I have to admire, people have the ability to open other people's doors and make others willing!
Hey! Seriously! Labor and management really don't have this ability!
"Silver thief! Labor and management killed you! ”
At this moment, one of Yang Hu's guards rushed out and slashed with a sword.
Seeing this, Lu Zhaogong's guards hurriedly stepped forward to stop them.
The guards don't know, who is this guy going to cut? Maybe it's to take the opportunity to cut Lu Gong?
"What are you doing? What? What? ”
"Do you want to rebel?"
"Stand back! Back off! Back off! ”
“……”
The guards stopped in front of Lu Gong and Fang Jishi, isolating Yang Hu and the others.
"He's a silver thief! He obviously raised other people's little girls as women! Kill him! The guard who was about to cut people argued as he struggled.
"Kill him!"
"Kill him!"
"He's a brute! He doesn't even let go of such a small girl! ”
"He raised other people's little girls as women, and his heart was sinister! Kill him! ”
“……”
Several of Yang Hu's subordinates shouted unconvinced.
Yang Hu was on the side, sitting on a tall horse, looking at his subordinates, and did not stop him. This is exactly what he wanted.
"Female Lu? What is a female lu? Ha Lian asked puzzled.
Lu Zhaogong looked at Helian, and when he saw that he was a little child, he couldn't bear to say: "Nulu is a woman for men to play, a woman who can play with anyone." ”
Afraid that Helian wouldn't understand, she explained: "It's the kind of woman who can 'round the house' with anyone." ”
"I'm not a woman! Woo woo woo ...... "Ha Lian finally understood and burst into tears.
"You're not a woman? You? Lu Zhaogong asked again: "You are not a woman, so why did he tell you this?" These are all things that mothers can tell their daughters? You? Who are you? He told you this? Do you know the round house? He tells you what a round house is? Are you two round? ……”
When Helian heard this, she quickly cried and confessed: "No! No! No! There is nothing between us! Woooooo I am innocent! The husband is also innocent! I'm his wife, I do! Woooooo My husband promised me that when I grow up, we can have a round house! The husband said! I'm still a baby, and I haven't grown up yet. Woowoo woo ......"
"He really didn't have sex with you? Don't have that you? Lu Zhaogong asked.
"Nope! Woowoo woo ......"
"You!" Lu Zhaogong said: "If you really don't have that with him, you don't have a round room, you are still a real father-in-law, and I will accept you as a daughter-in-law and a princess of my father." Of course! You must let the harem verify your true identity. If you break the door and it's a woman, then? ”
Lu Zhaogong did not say any more. The meaning is obvious: he doesn't care about this matter, and he will take care of the cornerstone matter himself!
The other guards' thoughts were the same as Yang Hu's, first despising Fang Jishi, and then thinking that Fang Jishi was amazing, and even raised a female Lu.
Hey! It's true! Education should start from the baby!
This guy has reached out to minors!
Although immoral, it is very tempting for these people.
At this time, Fang Jishi didn't notice these at all, and he didn't notice the contempt of the people around him. At this time, due to the sudden impact, the old wounds on his body recurred.