Chapter 69: The fairy pours me a glass of water
[This chapter: The impermanence imp was scared away, and only Rui Ning and the two were left.] They were contemptuous, but now they know that the other party is hiding their identities. So, they showed off their killer moves, the queen mother's hairpin, which is a divine weapon, drawing out the heavenly river, moving the mountains, and being invincible. Chu Ling could only use three minutes of dark time to steal the hairpin]
"Bold maniac, who are you? and dare to slander us for seduction, you are also worthy?" Youning said fiercely.
This little face is ruthless, but it looks petite and arrogant, and people can't help but want to reach out and pinch it.
"You see him laughing badly, he must be a big villain, maybe he stole the peach!Sister, you must fix him well and let him spit it out!" Rui Ning fanned the flames.
Youning had the same suspicions.
What? How do you laugh at it, you come and laugh at me? Chu Ling was speechless.
However, she guessed correctly by mistake, Pan Tao was indeed stolen by herself.
"The person who stole the peach and ate it fragrantly, isn't Rui Ning?" Chu Ling pretended to be puzzled.
Rui Ning's face was red again, and she couldn't wait to sew up his mouth and tell the truth!
"There are two people who stole the peach, Rui Ning has already been punished, and there is another mortal who has not yet been punished, our trip today is to find him out!"
She stared into the other's eyes, hoping to spot the cattiness in the subtle expressions.
"Then what are you going to do with me?"
"In the book of life and death, your life is over, why don't you die?"
"What? My longevity is over? Then should I die, don't you want to ask King Yama, why did you come to ask me? Could it be that the book of life and death is in my hand?" Chu Ling retorted.
He was afraid for a while, obediently, if he hadn't been promoted to the gods, wouldn't the labor and management burp earlier?
"It makes sense, we've worked hard for a long time, isn't this the work of the underworld?" Rui Ning couldn't help but nodded, her little head full of questions.
"Shut up!" Youning scolded, secretly having a headache, does this guy have a position, why does he stand on the enemy's side?
"We will naturally go to investigate the underworld, you don't have to worry about it! Now that your longevity is over, follow the little ghost obediently, there is nothing to do, otherwise we will torture you to heaven in the name of the peach thief!"
Complete tools, come prepared!
"I want to die, you let the two ghosts of impermanence come to claim my life, and there is no resistance. ”
He spread his arms and smiled calmly, showing no signs of resistance.
"Put on your clothes first!" Youning only felt spicy eyes, how could she be embarrassed to show such a big belly?
"Anyway, I'm going to ask for my life, I'm going to go red**, I'm going to go, I'm not worried, I'm impermanent, come on!"
Youning and the others questioned his identity in every way, only to feel that he was a monster disguised as a great immortal.
However, the two ghosts were undoubtedly sure of his identity, because within the Three Realms, all beasts could not escape death, and mortals were no exception.
Although the demons can live for a few more years, or even thousands of years, they will be in a catastrophe after all, and when the catastrophe comes, they will also die.
With this death, impermanence came with a soul hook rope and took the souls of people, demons, and demons to the underworld and entered the six realms of reincarnation.
You must know that this soul hook rope is the mana of the underworld, even if the 10,000-year-old demon has hooked it, nothing has happened, today it hooked Chu Ling, and immediately turned into powder.
It can be seen from this that he is by no means an ordinary man, his skills are at least more than 10,000 years, even if he is a demon, he is also a demon king, and he is not a problem in the underworld like Sun Monkey, where do the two little ghosts dare to provoke.
But how could she not obey the orders of the maids beside the Queen Mother?
"Two immortals, we also want to hook his soul, but isn't this soul hook broken, Hei Wuchang and I have to go back to the underworld to change one, and come back and hook it again, what do you think?" Bai Wuchang said in a low voice.
"How long will it take to come back?"
"If it's fast, it's one day, if it's slow, it's three days, and the soul hook may not be in stock, and it must be reported to the Ten Palaces Yama to tell you that the old one is broken, and then you can approve it and hand it over to the forging division to make a new one. ”
Youning is not familiar with the underworld, but she understands the rules of the heavenly court, which are extremely cumbersome, and I think what he said is right.
"Three days is too long, can you take responsibility for the major affairs of the Heavenly Court?
"Yes!" the two imps received the order, and on the surface they looked sad, but in fact they were happy and fled quickly.
"And what to do with him now?" asked Ruining.
Youning said in her heart, ask me everything, your little head melon, do you only think about what to eat all day long? Don't you use your brain to think about it?
"If you confess, Heavenly Court will definitely be lenient!" You Ning could only imitate the tone of those Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals' interrogations.
Hehe, as the saying goes, confess - from - lenient, sit in prison, resist - resist - strict, go home for the New Year, who doesn't understand this truth?
I knew that stealing peaches was a great crime against heaven! That monkey could be sentenced to more than 500 years! And let me confess, ghost believe!
With such immature interrogation methods, of course, he would not deceive the treacherous and cunning Chu Ling.
"Yes, then I confessed, but there was one condition. “
"On what terms?"
"Bring me a cup of tea, that little man, I'm thirsty!" he said, his lips dry and a little dry.
Rui Ning stood up suddenly, her eyes widened, and she said angrily: "Who do you call a little dwarf! I will pour you tea, I think it is beautiful! I will pour you a cup of arsenic lemon tea, and I will drink you to death!"
The height she stood up was about the same height as Chu Ling was sitting, and the little man really didn't wronged her.
It's just that her figure is extremely well proportioned, with long legs and long breasts, without a single point of superfluous and improper proportions, it is really a point of difference, there is no such beauty!
is so beautiful that people often forget her height, and only see a rare beauty in the world.
"As long as it's the tea you pour, I'll drink even if there's arsenic. ”
Rui Ning was so angry that she almost jumped up and hit him on the knee, but was stopped by Youning.
"Pour him a drink!" Youning winked at her.
She had no choice but to pout her cheeks and take small steps to pour water, and she kept muttering along the way, as if it was a swear word.
"Drink!" A glass of water spilled half a cup, almost throwing it into Chu Ling's hand.
After completing the task of pouring water, Rui Ning's face was full of unhappiness, just serve the Venerable, what kind of green onion is he, let me pour water for him! Drink it! Drink it and you won't be killed!
"It tastes a little wrong, where did you pour the water from?" Chu Ling only took a sip and frowned.
"Say, it's in that white pool, scoop it up!"
"Is the white pool an oval shape?" he realized.
Rui Ning blinked her big eyes, nodded, and said, "The water looks very clean, and the container has a lid, but the water is a little less, but fortunately, as soon as I pressed the switch, a lot of water rushed out!"
"Don't say it again!gh!" Chu Ling was sick to his stomach for a while, and he vomited so much that he almost pulled out his throat.
Rui Ning and Youning looked at each other again, drinking water, why did they vomit like they had eaten?
"I've poured water for you, let's confess quickly!" Youning said a little impatiently.
After vomiting for a long time, Chu Ling finally returned to normal, although he couldn't help but regurgitate in his stomach, wiped his mouth, and said, "Okay, I confess, I didn't steal it." ”