"I'm back, but I miss you! Do you think I am? Yu Xian excitedly pushed open the dormitory door and shouted loudly.

"Oh." Xu Tao, who was contemplating with his pen, raised his head indifferently and glanced at Yu Xian, and immediately lowered his head and continued to think.

Actually, Xu Tao is pretty good. Chen Xu, who was sitting in the innermost part and constantly tapping on the keyboard and mouse, didn't even pay attention.

"Damn, I live under the same roof, I just returned from a serious illness and returned to school, didn't I even say anything?"

"Pull it down, great writer! You're a mutant lazy cancer attack. A big hand slapped Yu Xian on the shoulder coldly, startling Yu Xian.

"Big Troll Lee!" Yu Xian pretended to be angry and glared, and then remembered something, "Wait, what did you just call me?" ”

"Great writer. What, don't like it? You're such a big salted fish! Li Dafen squeezed sideways into the dormitory, took off his shirt and threw it aside, sat on the edge of the bed and let out a long breath, looking at Yu Xian with interest.

"Uh...... How do you know my pen name? Yu Xian stopped standing still, walked to his desk, and began to tidy up.

"Why don't I know? The comments on the cool cat are all asking you to go back and update the novel, can you see it for fools? By the way, Salted Fish, I stayed up late last night to read your "The Legend of Wukong", I really didn't expect you to be so talented, you can write songs and novels, alas, I am so envious. ”

"Hah...... It's just a little bit of a scratch about it. Yu Xian smiled awkwardly. He knew very well in his heart that if he didn't have the [Big Salted Fish System], he might really be a big salted fish that could not achieve anything.

"You stinky salted fish, you can die if you don't pretend to be forced!" Li Dafen scolded with a smile, but his smile gradually became colder. He looked at the others in the dormitory, sighed, and pursed his lips.

Today he was fired again, and this is his thirteenth part-time job since he went to college.

"Thirteenth, Li Dafen, you are really a 'B'!" Li Dafen scolded secretly.

In the 106 dormitory, Li Dafen asked himself to be the busiest person, running around for part-time jobs every day. His tiring part-time jobs are not for the money he earns from those part-time jobs, but to find a suitable job for himself and explore his future outlet.

Because, he doesn't like the major he is studying now, but he can't go against his parents' wishes, so he can only work hard and find it by himself.

It's just that the college life is about to pass halfway, and he still hasn't found it.

"Alas! Fuck you! Li Dafen slapped his cheeks twice with both hands, opened his laptop and began to search for a new part-time job.

On the other side, Yu Xian took out the "666 Cold Spirit" from his schoolbag, thinking about the packet of sex transfer elixirs inside, and couldn't help but sigh secretly: "This thing is simply a time bomb, fortunately, I brought it over, if I accidentally take it by Jiajia one day, I'm afraid I'll ......"

As a salted fish who stays in the dormitory or stays at home all day long, his physical function is seriously lower than that of ordinary people. Now he can barely overpower Jiajia in strength, if Jiajia takes it......

Yu Xian hurriedly shook his head to end this terrifying thought, and quickly stuffed the "666 Cold Spirit" into the place where the spare medicine was placed.

"Hu ......" was finally sorted out, Yu Xianchang exhaled and sat down.

"Eh, little Taozi, are you ...... Writing poetry? ”

Xu Tao, who kept scratching his ears and cheeks, smiled bitterly at Yu Xian twice, picked up the pen and crossed out the newly written line.

"Alas, it's what kind of essay is there in the college, what is it called'Mid-Autumn Festival moon appreciation, poetry is emotional', anyway, if this thing can win the award, it will help to grab the quota of outstanding graduates when graduation."

"Mid-Autumn Festival moon viewing? It's almost two months since the Mid-Autumn Festival, so enjoy a feather duster? When Li Dafen heard this, he couldn't help but interject.

"It's just you!" Xu Tao glanced at Li Dafen speechlessly, and after writing a sentence, he didn't look at it for two seconds and drew a few horizontal bars on that sentence.

"Xiao Taozi, you just said that it was 'poetry and affection', so ...... It's okay to write words, right? ”

"Words?" Xu Tao looked at Yu Xian in surprise.

"Well, let's do it, I'll write you one."

Yu Xian took Xu Tao's pen and paper and began to write.

"When is the bright moon in the water tune?" Xu Tao read the title written by Yu Xian softly, frowning in confusion.

A few minutes later, Yu Xian had written the entire first word in a crooked font on a blank piece of paper.

"When is the bright moon? Ask the sky for wine. I don't know what year it is in the heavenly palace.

……

People have joys and sorrows, and the moon is cloudy and sunny, and this matter is difficult to complete. I hope that people will last a long time, and they will be together for thousands of miles. ”

Xu Tao finished reading it in one go, and the whole person stared at Yu Xian as if he had seen a ghost: "Is this really what you wrote?" ”

"Uh...... Sort of. Yu Xian was a little hairy when he was stared at, and replied with a faint smile.

When Xu Tao saw Yu Xian like this, he couldn't help but be suspicious, and immediately turned on the computer to search for "a thousand degrees". As a result, the brand name of "Water Tune Song Head" was found, but none of the words with this brand name coincided with or were similar to Yu Xian's song "When is the bright moon".

"Salted fish, why have you even studied ancient words? Singing, composing, writing novels, and writing lyrics, you're a bit too much, aren't you? Yu Xian looked at the poem on the white paper, and his eyes were about to fall out.

Before Yu Xian came back, he had been racking his brains to ponder this thing, and he couldn't hold back a satisfactory sentence for more than an hour.

Yu Xian is good, he has it at his fingertips, and it is not a modern poem, it is an ancient word!

Reading it carefully again, a kind of artistic conception of the bright moon in the sky, the relatives are thousands of miles, and the loneliness is far away is almost perfectly projected from the words on the paper.

"People have joys and sorrows, and the moon is cloudy and sunny, and this matter is difficult to complete."

"I want to go back by the wind, but I'm afraid of Qionglou Yuyu, and the height is too cold."

"I hope that people will last a long time, and they will be together for thousands of miles."

……

Not only the whole poem, but just one or two sentences at random are quite philosophical and worth savoring. The ancient words that others may not be able to write no matter how much they consider the words are actually written by their roommates who call them "salted fish" every day, Xu Tao opened his mouth wide and couldn't spit out words for a while.

"What did you just shout, little Taozi?" Seeing this, Li Dafen was also interested, and pulled off his headphones and walked over to find out.

Picking up the paper, the smile on Li Dafen's face gradually solidified, turned into doubt, and then instantly turned into shock.

"Salted fish, you wrote this?" Li Dafen gasped and held his breath.

"I saw him write here with my own eyes, and I checked it on the Internet a while ago, and there is no trace of plagiarism or borrowing!" Without waiting for Yu Xian to respond, Xu Tao first replied.

"Damn, pretend to be a salted fish and eat a tiger! Salted fish, you are almighty, huh? ”