"Now...... That's it! ”

Sending away the workers who came to help install the screens, looking at the finely woven wire screens, Hao Qi breathed a sigh of relief.

Now everything related to Xia Miaomiao's safety, he will not drag the slightest mud and water, so the day after his cat girlfriend fell from the building, he had already called to install this special anti-scratch screen screen for all the windows in the house.

When chatting with the workers who installed the screen before, the other party also said that the number of people who installed this kind of screen in the house has begun to increase recently, and most of them are because of the cat, and such a screen can not only prevent the cat from accidentally falling out of the window, but also the metal mesh is far better than the ordinary screen in terms of durability and sturdiness.

As for why the mere screen window still needs such an attribute, it is of course because......

"Hao Qi, look! I'm Spider-Man! ”

Screen durability - 1s.

The corners of his eyes twitched and looked at the happily chatten cat hanging on the screen window, Hao Qi finally couldn't help but yell loudly.

"Xia Miaomiao, you come down for me!"

Therefore, as soon as the workers left, the cat couldn't wait to climb onto the screen window, which was called "inspecting the quality of the project", which proved that she had gotten rid of the fear and anxiety of falling from the building yesterday, but in Hao Qi's view, it was more about the scar and forgetting the pain.

"You're going to die?! What if something goes wrong with the screen window too?! ”

"Huh? Doesn't that mean it's safe? You see, I just hung it all over again! ”

Probably also realizing that her behavior really didn't give her boyfriend peace of mind, Xia Miaomiao licked her paws a little embarrassed.

"It's not safe to be safe, you don't count if you say it, and it doesn't count if you say it! So, if I catch you climbing on top of the screen again, I'm going to spank your ass. Share! ”

Hao Qi has discovered that since Xia Miaomiao became a cat, it is no longer possible for him to treat her as the caring, considerate and well-behaved girlfriend as he used to be, on the contrary, she is now a bear child enhancement version, if she does not take some coercive measures, then, maybe in the future, she will have a big situation like falling from a building.

"You dare!"

Heard to spank. The cat first glared at her boyfriend angrily, but after finding that he actually glared back with a more ferocious gaze, she immediately vented her confidence.

"Hao Qi ~ People know it's wrong, okay? Don't spank people's ass. Share...... Shameful ......"

"Don't do that kind of shameful thing when you know it's embarrassing!"

"Hey, hey...... I don't know why I want to climb up and try it when I see the screen window, this must be the cat's instinct! Absolute! ”

"It's your attitude of pushing everything to instinct that makes people even more angry!"

Seeing that her boyfriend was really angry because of her actions, the cat finally settled down, jumped on his knees obediently, and then rolled over her snow-white belly to coquettish Hao Qi.

"Alright...... I promise to try to restrain myself in the future, okay? ”

"It's not about trying to be restrained! It's you who emphasize to me every day that you're not a cat, and in this case, you have to use your reason to restrain the cat's instincts! ”

"Of course I know that......"

Xia Miaomiao suddenly sighed deeply.

"That'...... If I become a human in the future, Hao Qi, you must also restrain your instincts. ”

"Huh?"

was pulled to himself inexplicably, and Hao Qi was also confused.

“…… I just don't know who said that night, 'I will not do it if I just kiss and hug', and said 'I will never come in', and after I came in, I said, 'I promise not to move'...... At the end, he told me that it was because of the natural instinct of being in the same bed with the girl I loved......

Listening to the cat solemnly counting himself with his paws, Hao Qi, who had a black line, hurriedly stopped.

"It's not the same thing at all!"

"A man's instinct is instinct, but a cat's instinct isn't it?"

"But I'm ......"

"Hao Qi! You're a classic double standard! ”

“……”

So, under his girlfriend's strong chain of evidence, Hao Qi, who didn't even have time to shout out a "dissent", was naturally defeated.

"Even if you make sense...... I don't care about instincts like climbing high and drilling cardboard boxes, but ...... That dangerous instinct is really not needed, right? ”

"Do you think I'm really stupid?"

Xia Miaomiao turned over in dissatisfaction, stretched out her claws and scratched Hao Qi's thigh.

"But I'm telling you, if you do do something to be sorry for me, then ...... Don't blame me for destroying cats! Don't be unpredictable! ”

Yes, it seems that Xia Miaomiao is still "remembering" the experience of almost being sold yesterday - well, this word is quite appropriate.

"Yes, yes...... You're a cat, you have the final say......"

Knowing that the current situation is that his girlfriend in the form of a cat has settled on herself, Hao Qi can only accept such a threatening ultimatum.

"That's pretty much ......"

The cat retracted its paws in satisfaction and blew off the short black leg hair on it.

"Look, you trade a man's instinct for a cat's instinct, and you've made a lot of money!"

“……”

How else to say that girls are really born with a talent for bargaining?

Obviously the righteous side was saddled with trumped-up charges in the end, which made Hao Qi a little unhappy, so he once again brought the topic back to the original content.

"Then according to what was said at the beginning, the person who fouled the foul will be spanked. Share! ”

"You're fooling!"

The cat barked almost immediately.

"People are cats now! You spank someone's ass. Share and people spank your ass. Can shares be the same? ”

"I don't care if you think it's more enjoyable to switch to claw scratching or teeth bite, anyway. I'm set! ”

Hao Qi, who finally had the absolute upper hand in the confrontation with his cat girlfriend for the first time, can't wait to play "GGWP".

"No matter! Anyway, don't hit me! Otherwise, I'll call the police and say you're a domestic violence! ”

"Then you need to be able to make the police understand your cat's meow......"

"Hmph...... Don't think that this will stump the old lady! ”

Xia Miaomiao jumped off Hao Qi's knee in a swoop, and then jumped directly onto the coffee table and hugged the mobile phone he put on it.

"Tell you Hao Qi! If you dare to touch a single hair of me, I will take a picture with my mobile phone and then use your account to post it to say that it is a live fancy cat abuse! What awaits you at that time will be sanctions from small animal protection organizations! ”

“……”

Careless.

In this era of information explosion, in addition to voice communication, there is also a real-time and convenient way of text and pictures, plus the existence of a magical community such as a small animal protection organization......

Despite this, Hao Qi was determined not to compromise with Xia Miaomiao this time.

"If you make a mistake, you will be punished, only this matter is not discussed!"

"Hao Qi~"

"It's useless to be coquettish! Otherwise, you want to think of an alternative to spanking. Share the punishment! ”

"Is it okay for you to touch the balls? See! What a cute pink meat ball......"

"You dare to bribe this judge in court? Wish for the moon! ”

“……”

The negotiations seemed to have reached an impasse for a while, but this did not hinder Hao Qi's determination to punish the cat for rebellion in the name of justice, so he ......

"Let me use my phone!"

"What are you going to do?"

The cat secretly dialed the phone under its belly with its paws, and then looked left and right and pretended to ignore it.

"Don't make a fuss! I'm going to ask the 'pet' shopkeeper if there's a way to punish a misbehaved cat like you without having to beat it! ”

"Hao! Jade! You still say that you have nothing to do with other people! I even added a beep! ”

The stubborn resistance was easily disintegrated with a cat hug, and seeing Hao Qi skillfully flipping through the chat software to enter the message, Xia Miaomiao was so angry that she exploded.

"I'm sorry Xia Miaomiao, even if this pot is backed, it's your back, who let you always make a little weird situation for me every once in a while, even other girls think that it's too difficult for a kind and caring boy like me to raise a naughty cat like you, so I took the initiative to agree to help me with advice!"

"Ahhh Hao Qi, I want to break up with you! ”

"Before breaking up...... Aren't you going to see what people have to say first? ”

"Look!"

Hearing the prompt of the reply to the beep, the cat jumped onto Hao Qi's shoulder with one arrow step, and stood on it, with her eyes wide open, intending to see what kind of bad idea this seemingly well-meaning woman would give.

As a result, just after a glance, the cat's complexion suddenly changed greatly, and it ran away.

"Miao Miao, what do you think of this...... Hey, what are you running? ”

"Tell you Hao Qi! If you dare to do what this bad woman does, I'll break up with you! ”

“……”

Look at the short and clear reply on the beep, and then look at Xia Miaomiao's panicked appearance, the answer ...... It seems to be already obvious.

"Sure enough...... It's an effective way to do it without feeling violent. ”

If Xia Miaomiao hadn't escaped at this time, she would have found out......

His boyfriend Hao Qi, while smiling evilly, also seemed to have two fiery demon horns on the top of his head!