"Roll call! For this skipping class, two points will be deducted from the final exam! ”

In the large lecture hall of the No. 1 teaching building of the Qingteng Affiliated Medical College, the students from the first class to the third class of the Department of Basic Medicine suddenly burst into excitement.

"Great, roll call again."

"Hehe, let those bastards skip class, this time see how they die!"

"Eh, Mr. Wrinkle is just too merciful, if you want to change me, everyone will be deducted ten points!"

"That's it, deduct their points, hehe."

Zhang Jie, Zhou Kun, and Zhou Lei sat together.

Zhang Jie opened the title page of the textbook, looked at the notes written on it, and said speechlessly: "Brothers, Fang Yuan's guy has been called five times so far, and he is not there every time, the midterm has not yet arrived, and the final grade has been deducted by ten points, plus this time, it is twelve points, and the form is very grim!" ”

"Yes, if you continue like this, you don't have to take the test, just take the duck eggs home." Zhou Lei shook his head and sighed, his eyes were full of drama.

Zhou Kun also said: "Every time I send him a message, he doesn't reply, and I don't know what I'm doing in the dormitory alone." ”

The three of them looked at each other very tacitly.

"Are you jerking off?" Zhou Kun's eyebrows and rat eyes are particularly obscene.

"No, that's too perverted." Zhang Jie couldn't believe it, "I'm only twice a week at most, is this guy iron-beaten, and he has to come once a day?" ”

"Isn't it true that he can't sleep if he doesn't come every day?" Zhou Lei guessed.

"Eh, do you think we should help him?" Zhang Jie frowned, "Thinking about him masturbating in the dormitory every day, I panicked." ”

"Why don't we buy him an inflatable doll?" Zhou Kun's eyebrows were about to fly, "I know that the inflatable dolls in an online store are particularly good, the price is affordable, and you can also choose the appearance of a star!" ”

"Hold the grass, brother, share the URL with me." Zhou Lei was in a hurry, his eyes were bleeding, he had been single for so many years, he was fed up with hiding in the quilt alone and secretly masturbating.

Zhou Kun was bold and bold, and immediately gave him the website privately, Zhou Lei saw it, squeezed his eyebrows at Zhou Kun, and the two laughed obscenely.

The people next to him couldn't stand these two perverts.

"Zhou Kun!" Teacher Wrinkle on the podium has already ordered the second class.

"Here!" Zhou Kun stood up and shouted loudly and proudly.

"Zhou Lei!"

"Here."

"Zhang Jie."

"Here."

"......" frowning teacher saw the next name, his brows were a wrinkle, he would tick the cross after the list every time he took the roll call, to this day, it is the seventh time, the other students, some skip class once or twice, some skip class three or four times, only one person, except for the first roll call, the other six times are all forks.

"Fangyuan !!"

The large lecture hall was suddenly silent.

At this time, as Fang Yuan skipped class more and more, he had gradually become a legendary figure in the Department of Basic Medicine, and was worshiped by countless people.

"Fang Yuan escaped again? Cattle! ”

"It's the sixth time, it's already a deduction of twelve points, he's really not afraid of failing the course."

"O man of God, I can hear his name every time, but I don't have the opportunity to meet him, it's a pity!"

"The dragon sees the head but not the end!"

"Did Fang Yuan's other classes also run away like this?"

"I haven't seen him in person anyway."

"It's all quiet, what's noisy!" Teacher Fu was a little angry and asked, "Who is Fang Yuan's roommate!" ”

Zhang Jie, Zhou Kun, and Zhou Lei glanced at each other and stood up.

"Tell me, what's going on with this guy called Fang Yuan, huh? Every time he doesn't come to class, what does he want to do! When this is a place, you can come if you want to come, and if you can't think of it, you won't come! "Mr. Fu is fifty years old this year, his face is full of wind and frost, he is angry, and he is not angry and arrogant.

Zhang Jie stiffened his head and said, "Teacher Wrinkle, Fang Yuan is not feeling well. ”

"Not feeling well? He didn't feel well after coming to my class six times in a row? Teacher Fu pointed at Zhang Jie's face and scolded, "Do you think I don't have a brain or a moldy brain!" ”

"Poof~"

"Haha......"

The classmates at the bottom covered their mouths and stole fun.

Zhang Jie was so embarrassed that he wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in.

"Okay, sit down, I'll go to your counselor myself!"

Teacher Fu did what he said, and as soon as the two classes were over, he went to find Su Ya with great momentum.

Zhang Jie and the others hurriedly called Fang Yuan and asked him to pay attention to his safety and not to be beaten to death by his 'little aunt'.

Fang Yuan was very inexplicable when he received the call, little aunt, who?

He doesn't have an aunt.

Wait, it can't be Su Ya, right?

As soon as Fang Yuan asked, he realized what had happened in class, and he was speechless for a while.

This old wrinkle, the management is really wide, it's not enough to hand in a passing grade at the end of the term, you have to be dedicated and dedicated, who to see.

Qingteng Affiliated Medical College, that is the third-to-last medical school in China, the teacher who can teach here, Fang Yuan doesn't think there is much real material anyway, otherwise why don't you go to the Qingivy Medical College next door to teach?

Click!

The little girl was holding a pair of scissors at this time, and she was struggling to prune a potted pine, which looked very serious and dedicated.

After a morning of acquisition, Fang Yuan had already filled the house with potted plants, flowers, grass, trees, bamboo, and strange stones, the living room, two rooms, balcony, and even the kitchen and toilet of this apartment were full of potted plants.

From time to time, the little girl dragged a large potted plant around, and seemed to be struggling with how to place these potted plants to look good.

"Okay, little girl, come over here and sit." Fang Yuan patted the sofa next to him.

The little girl's tears came out at once, and she shouted: "Wow, wow, it's going to be eaten, wow, wow......"

"Eh, don't scream, call thunder again!" Fang Yuan had no heart and no lungs.

The little girl choked back her eyes and pouted aggrievedly, but she refused to come.

"Hehe, little girl, uh, let's give you a name first." Fang Yuan touched his chin, "Hmm...... Just call you Doll, Doll, hehe, good name. ”

Fang Yuan's eyebrows danced, very satisfied with his eagerness, the name of the doll seems vulgar, but it has two meanings, first, this little girl is a ginseng incarnation, ginseng doll ginseng doll, there are ancients, second, this little girl loves to cry, and she screams at every turn, wow wow and doll are exactly the same sound.

Perfect!

Fang Yuanle was broken: "Doll, you will be called a doll in the future!" ”

Little girl, no, the doll blinked her big black eyes, and she didn't understand very clearly: "Name...... What? ”

Fang Yuan nodded and said, "My name is Fang Yuan, this is my name. ”

The doll bit her fat fingers: "My name is Doll...... I've got a name, I've got a name, oh~oh~"

The doll suddenly ran around the sofa, shook its two fat little hands, and then ......

Smack!

The doll's left hand suddenly flew out, hit the wall, and then fell on the potted plant, turning into a finger-thick tendril.

A strange fragrance wafted out of this ginseng whisker.

"Wow wow...... It's going to be eaten, it's going to be eaten, whoa, whoa......"