Chapter 16: It's an Accident
After entering the S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters, Chen Haoran looked around blankly, just like Grandma Liu visiting the Grand View Garden.
Along the way, he smiled and said that Salang Hey and Sora immediately wow, and Savadika. He was actually a little shocked in his heart, this place was really big, but he knew that this was just an open headquarters of S.H.I.E.L.D., and it had many secret bases, which was where S.H.I.E.L.D.'s top secret was located.
For Chen's humiliating performance along the way, Skye, Fitz, and Simmons all looked disgusted, but they didn't know what Chen said, but they just sighed in their hearts that the demon language nerd really couldn't afford to be sad.
The most embarrassing thing for them was that after learning that they had to pack their things, Chen very neatly took the remaining bottle of vodka and got off the plane.
Coulson frowned, smiling as hard as he could, and walked as fast as he could, but Chan followed them with the bottle of wine.
"Agent Hitwell." Coulson greeted a bald-headed, bespectacled agent who was in charge of receiving them, and the bald head seemed to be hopeful, and he wanted to enter the West German conference room as soon as possible so that he would not have to walk in the surprised eyes of his peers.
"Coulson," Hitwell stretched out his right hand to hold Coulson's hand, and saw Coulson's smile on his face, and said with a smile: "You look good today, Agent Hande is waiting for you in the war room." ”
Chen Haoran looked at the glass door behind the two, the two entered the glass door with a pleasantry, May and Ward also entered the war room together, and Skye was firmly blocked by the access control at the door as he thought.
Fitz and Simmons looked at such an embarrassing scene, each found a reason and ran away, the embarrassing thing was enough for Chen alone, and now there was another Skye, and the two disappeared in the blink of an eye.
"It's .." Skye pointed to his right hand on the door and said embarrassedly, "Does this mean that I can't go in?" ”
Coulson just said, "We'll be back," leaving a bewildered Skye standing in place with his mouth long.
"Eh, Skye," Chen Haoran said with a smile as he stood aside, "Didn't you hear the call for the curfew?" I can help you, but what this access control means, do you see the camera over there? Chen Haoran stood beside Skye and pointed to the camera diagonally upward, "Eggplant!" ”
"You see that the photos taken like this are not bad," Chen nodded, "I don't know who designed this access control, and don't forget to spoof, Skye, you will be laughed at by this guy like this." ”
"Chen!!" Skye was a little angry, but thinking of the current situation, it seemed that only Chen could help her, so she hurriedly said in a friendly tone: "Can you help me take it down?" ”
"Yes," Chen Haoran unscrewed the vodka bottle and handed it to Skye, "Take a sip and I'll help you." ”
Looking at the vodka in front of him, Skye hesitated for a long time, but still took a sip of the wine bottle in his left hand, his face was a little ugly, "Okay." ”
"There is no problem," Chen Haoran took the bottle and took a sip, and said with a smile: "In this way, we are equivalent to kissing indirectly, and we have not suffered a loss." ”
He was right, he knew that he would be educated by Coulson.
Skye didn't speak, but his face was a little cold, he knew that he grabbed the silver hoop and pulled it quickly, but something embarrassing happened, the force was too great, and Skye was instantly pulled into his arms.
"This.." Chen Haoran spread his hands, a little helpless, "Is this an accident?" “
"Humph!" Skye's face turned red, and he bounced away in an instant, pointing at Chen's nose and saying, "You wait." ”
Seeing Skye leave angrily, he muttered embarrassedly, "What an accident."
Coulson knew that Chen had let Skye go, and was a little worried that Skye would get into a lot of trouble if he went back to check his parents' information.
It was just the meeting in front of him that worried him even more, sonic oscillators, weapons of mass destruction, independent organizations, and other things that surprised him even more.
Chen Haoran slowly ate the delicious food on the table, he didn't expect that there would be such an authentic chef who made Chinese food in S.H.I.E.L.D., he knew that there should be nothing for him to do next, just this plate of peanuts, drinking vodka, he was a little leisurely, but there was no sister who wanted to accompany him, he thought of Skye, and he didn't know if Skye was discussing bad things with Simmons.
The chef in the kitchen looked at Chen, a first-level agent eating like this, and they were all wondering if everyone ate like this, and S.H.I.E.L.D. would go bankrupt.
Chen looked at the empty plate in front of him, a little embarrassed, but there was no way, he was indeed very hungry, he guessed that it might have something to do with the Jedi virus, according to the law of conservation of energy and the theory of relativity, already...
Well, anyway, because of various relationships, he eats more, and he never eats enough on the plane.
"Another Kobe lobster, no, three points Kobe lobster," Chen Haoran thought for a while, "and three points of steak and two sauce elbows." ”
"Okay, I'll be right here," said the waiter, but he was a little angry in his heart, he was even more busy than when he was not eating, and the guy in front of him didn't know how his stomach grew.
If Coulson and the others were here, they would have known that Chen's six bottles of vodka were really drunk.
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After Coulson finished the meeting, he found a few people and was ready to start assigning tasks, but as soon as he came out of the war room, he saw Fitz who was caught by the automatic door, a little embarrassed, everyone was there, but Chen was gone, he knew where Chen was.
Chen Haoran was still eating, the waiter next to him was numb, he had a lot of resentment, if he hadn't failed in his mission, he wouldn't have been a waiter here, this was his last day serving in the restaurant, as a fifth-level agent, he felt a little embarrassed, because the object he served was a first-class agent, to say that he couldn't see any combat effectiveness, there were no calluses on his hands, and there were no obvious scars on his face. He wondered if this guy named Chen Haoran had been summoned to S.H.I.E.L.D. because he could eat it.
Although he was not happy, the chefs were very happy, this guy ordered expensive dishes, and he received a lot of commissions.
Coulson saw Chen from a distance, suddenly stopped, turned around and looked for a suitable candidate, "Skye, you go and call Chen over, just say that we have a mission." ”
Coulson didn't dare to go over, if he went, his name would spread in S.H.I.E.L.D. in the future, the lowest one abused his subordinates, looking at the agents around him and pointing, he knew that he must let Chen always carry his communication equipment in the future.
"Can I not go?" Skye didn't want to go over when she looked at the situation, not to mention that Chen had tricked her not long ago.
"What do you say?"
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