Chapter 16 Spell for Cats
Hao Qi is not Tang Sanzang, if he has to say it, he feels that he is more like a senior brother.
It stands to reason that the senior brother shouldn't be afraid of the little goblin, but if it had been a few days ago, his big stick and carrot strategy might still work...... Even considering the color of this little demon, or even the carrots that can't be used, you can easily do it with just a stick.
Can ...... now
Looking at the cat girlfriend who was sleeping soundly next to him, Hao Qi sighed deeply, and the tragic lyrics echoed in his heart.
"What do I want this iron rod for!"
If you can send a custom expression at this time, Hao Qi's exclusive expression is probably the "Fuck XX".
Originally, in his imagination, after breaking through the last boundary with Xia Miaomiao, the two of them should live a happy life without shame, whether it is prostitution during the day, or singing songs at night, it is always a sincere dog abuse plot.
But now?
Abuse cats or something, sure enough, forget it.
Hao Qi, who had been tortured by his cat girlfriend for most of the night, looked at her sleeping cute little face, thought about it, and suddenly laughed again.
To say that I have been tossed by my girlfriend for several days, there are always people who are angry or something, but ...... Between normal boyfriends and girlfriends, it seems normal to flirt like this?
No, no, no...... Maybe it should be said that this kind of plot is the taste of love.
Thinking of this, Hao Qi seemed to be relieved a lot, because the negative emotions accumulated by his girlfriend's endless torture in the past few days also seemed to be gone with the wind at this moment.
Not...... But it seems to be a little bit close.
So, Hao Qi smiled and stretched out his sinful black hand.
"Meow!"
The cat, which had been sleeping soundly, suddenly felt like it was flying up and floating into the air.
The most important thing is that when she opened her eyes, the guy she saw was lifting the back of her neck, which was her boyfriend.
At this moment, he had a strange smile on his face, and he looked at himself with an expression like he was looking at a ...... to be slaughtered Kitty?
Hao Qi ...... What are you doing? ”
Although she was a little sleepy at this time because she had tossed for most of the night, this did not prevent Xia Miaomiao from asking this question with a vigilant face.
"It's nothing, it's just that I suddenly feel ...... I can't be the only one who can't sleep well. ”
Why do humans hurt each other?
To have fun, of course!
Is there anything more enjoyable in this world than seeing others unhappy?
"Hao Qi! Okay, you are not allowed to bully my ......"
The cat tried to move its body, but found that when the key point of the back of the neck was restrained, the originally agile body and powerful limbs seemed to be unable to exert strength at this time.
So, the cat, who realized that he was in a bad situation, decisively took out his housekeeping skills.
"Something to say...... Put them down and meow first......"
"yes, I also think the two of us should take this opportunity to have a good talk."
Hao Qi looked at his big-eyed girlfriend with a smile, and saw through her little tricks at a glance.
"You...... What are you looking at! I'm warning you! It's too late for me to let go now......"
In the case that even coquettishness was ineffective, Xia Miaomiao finally began to panic.
"Stupid! Let go! Let it go! ”
Let go?
Joke!
This trick that I finally learned, and after using this killer feature once, I will definitely be wary of it next time, in this case, how could Hao Qi not make the most of it and negotiate all the conditions with his cat girlfriend?
In fact, if it weren't for Xia Miaomiao's tossing too much these days, Hao Qi would never have used this trick on her.
As a cat, especially a cat of Xia Miaomiao's size, the back of the neck is undoubtedly the absolute key, and this is an absolute conditioned reflex that has been rooted in the body since the moment the kitten was born.
This loose and soft fur is born to facilitate the mother cat to run around with the kitten in her mouth when she is a child, so when the back of the neck skin is lifted, the cat will also be held in the mouth by the mother, resulting in a reliable sense of security that makes the body and mind peaceful.
Like Hao Qi now, it is good to lift the back of the cat's neck with his hand, or to pinch this piece of skin more directly with props such as small clips, for cats, it is as effective as "point points", and this effect, the younger the cat, the longer the time with the cat mother, the more obvious the effect.
Originally, Hao Qi was still worried that because his girlfriend had turned into a cat, this trick might not be effective, but now it seems that it ......
It's like the humanoid dolls in the movie who are at the mercy of others in the state of "time stops", and the effect is quite outstanding.
"Ahhh Let it go! You pervert! ”
Although it is true that the meow is full of energy, the paralyzed body is completely unable to make any effective resistance at this moment, and this situation suddenly makes the cat girlfriend think of a bad possibility.
"Don't say as if I'm going to take advantage of the opportunity to do something excessive to you......"
"Rape! Cat abuse! Uncle Policeman is this person! ”
“…… Shut up! ”
"Oh......"
After Hao Qi couldn't bear to raise her by another half a foot, and after the person and the cat faced each other, the cat finally closed its mouth obediently and looked at him with watery eyes.
Hao Qi ...... I was wrong......"
Hearing the lines she has used frequently recently come out of her mouth at this moment, Hao Qi's mood was in a good mood for no reason.
"What's wrong?"
"I promise...... Don't make any more noises about your sleep, okay? ”
It seems that the cat obviously knows that she has gone too far these days, but considering her recent personality, Hao Qi is not so easy to believe her.
"Xia Miaomiao, your attitude of review is not good enough."
"People...... I'm really apologizing......"
The little guy even rolled his tail under his belly at this moment, his four paws hanging in the air, and looked at Hao Qi pitifully.
This look, in the eyes of anyone, is enough to melt the heart in an instant, but ...... After these days of exercise, Hao Qi's immunity has been greatly improved, so he can still maintain rational restraint.
"You talk about you, you obviously said that you don't want me to really think of you as a cat, but you yourself seem to be having fun playing role-playing."
"That's because people have really become cats now......"
Xia Miaomiao laughed.
"Once you accept it, it always feels like it's fun."
"Really...... I don't know how to say hello. ”
Although she hated to hang this little guy up and beat her when she was so sleepy that she scratched her liver, but now there was no way to punish her ruthlessly.
Especially when the cat girlfriend happened to yawn again, Hao Qi finally relented.
"It's true that I'm a cat now, but try to adjust the jet lag to a normal state for me!"
"Yes! Lord Hao Qi! ”
After waving her little paws seriously, the cat girlfriend suddenly made a bitter face.
"But...... People really think that the sunlight during the day is so dazzling, whether it is watching TV or watching the computer, it is all vague......"
"Huh? You can't be nearsighted, right? ”
If cats are also short-sighted......
"No, people's eyesight at night is normal, and they can see more clearly than usual!"
“…… So, this is the fundamental reason why you don't sleep in the middle of the night to watch dramas and toss me to the death? ”
Hearing this statement given by the cat's girlfriend, Hao Qi really couldn't cry or laugh.
"It's a big deal that I'll cover the curtains during the day in the future, so it's okay, right?"
"Hmph...... That's pretty much it, so I'll reluctantly agree to you. ”
After reaching a bilateral agreement to compromise with each other, Hao Qi put his girlfriend back on the bed.
"Meow ......"
The cat, who breathed a sigh of relief, straightened up vigilantly, apparently worried that her boyfriend would backtrack.
However, Hao Qi didn't have the heart to play any tricks with her, but rummaged through the closet.
Hao Qi ...... Are you going out? ”
"Ah, that's right."
After putting on his clothes and pants, when Hao Qi turned around, he already had an extra backpack in his hand that he had used in high school.
"And, it's not just me, you're going to go out with me."
"Huh?"
"Didn't I tell you before, you need an injection."
"Huh?"
The moment she heard the word "injection", her cat girlfriend turned around in horror and wanted to escape.
However, before she could run out, the hair on the back of her neck that let go of her defense was captured again, and her body was paralyzed again, and she was lifted up by her evil boyfriend.
"Ahhh Hao Qi, you big villain! I'm not done with you! ”
So let's just say, whether it's a senior brother or a little goblin, in front of the Tight Spell...... Sure enough, it's all scum!