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"Do you know what the number three and the letter P are connected to?"

As soon as these words came out, Ya Rulan's eyes were full of disdain, while Bai Jinghui was a little overwhelmed.

"Maybe." Ya Rulan replied lightly, soaked her neck down into the hot spring, and said no more. Shirai Hui also frowned and became much more honest, only occasionally asking me what I needed.

I need to connect the numbers with the letters! Unfortunately, the skin has never been thick enough to explain it again.

After wiping his back, Shirai seemed to be in a better mood and began to arrange dinner.

Originally, I didn't expect nothing more than a barbecue bar for unknown animals and toxic sewage.

The restaurant is still underground, a stone hall more than 50 meters long and about half wide, and the lighting around it has replaced the torches with silver candlesticks, and only me, Yarulan, and Shirai Hui can seat dozens of people at a long table in total. I touched the red-bottomed gold-rimmed tablecloth of velvet and sighed as I looked at the huge candle hanging overhead that could kill an elephant.

It turns out that the plot of the medieval aristocracy in the movie dining at a table more than ten meters long is not nonsense? If not, then you two should follow the routine, one of them should go to the far other side, why are they all huddled around me?

At the end of the long table sat me, with Ya Rulan on the left and Shirai Hui on the right. The latter seemed to have intended to sit opposite me in the distance, but as soon as he saw Ya Rulan sitting next to me, he immediately moved over. So it became a strange situation of a large dining table now, with three people sitting at one end, a bunch of attendants standing behind them, and no ghosts at the other end.

"Your Majesty, you try this."

With that, Shirai cut off a piece of food that looked like a steak with a knife, stuck it on a fork and brought it to my mouth, holding it in his other hand below.

The enticing aroma of meat dishes made my mouth water. I swallowed it and chewed it.

"Delicious!"

The delicious and thick fat melts instantly, the fat is fragrant but not greasy, the meat is soft and elastic, and it will loosen up in a filamentous form when gently squeezed with the tongue and palate, and every bite will make the sweetness of the instant melt with the sauce of the meat pieces spread in the mouth. The taste changes until swallowed.

A gift from heaven?

Shirai's face was filled with a happy smile: "If you like it, it's fine." ”

"It's delicious, what's this sweet?"

"It's honey, and it's brewed from flowers grown on an indoor farm that is unpolluted." Shirai put another piece into my mouth and said, "This is made by stabbing each piece of meat a thousand times with a silver needle to make it fully soft, and then soaking it in honey overnight. ”

It's delicious.

"How can this meat be so fluffy and elastic?"

"Under the crown, it is made by beating three kinds of meat tens of thousands of times, then mixing them together after several hours of repeated kneading, and finally grilling them over a blazing fire, removing the burnt skin on the surface, and then steaming them with water vapor."

"Oooh! No wonder it's so delicious! It's really painstaking, and I'm very touched by such hard work. ”

Before the words fell, Shirai Hui's smile suddenly bloomed, even to the point of being slightly distorted. Expressions such as pride, satisfaction, happiness, and excitement change instantly.

Well?

I suddenly noticed that Ya Rulan was sitting quietly in place, staring at me, but she didn't move her knife and fork at all.

"What's wrong, do you need chopsticks?"

She shook her head.

Shirai Hui stepped forward and explained, "Your Majesty, that woman's request to eat is very ...... Special food has been ordered to be prepared in the next place. Hopefully, it won't affect His Majesty's appetite. ”

Special?

What kind of special law?

I was about to ask, when the door to the dining room was pushed open by the attendant and he walked in with a cow.

Wow, I see. Ya Rulan must be a local tyrant somewhere, so she has to eat "freshly slaughtered and cooked" here.

It's really exciting.

"Shirai Hui, bring me a cow too."

"Huh?"

Why are you so surprised? The two women spoke in unison. Just allow that little girl to play high-end cuisine, I can't?

"And an elephant."

Shirai Hui was stunned: "Eh, but Your Majesty, I don't know what an elephant is." If you can, there are pigs and sheep. ”

"Well, bring another sheep."

Bai Jinghui immediately turned his head and muttered a few words to the attendant, and my attention was all on Ya Rulan.

I glared at her.

Hate this nouveau riche the most. If you dare to charcoal-roast whole beef today, I will dare to charcoal-grill whole beef and sheep.

Ya Rulan seemed to see my thoughts, shrugged helplessly, got up from her chair, and walked slowly to the cow.

Then she pressed the horns of the ox with both hands, and the strong arm force made the ox keep shaking its body, but its head did not move.

Then she opened her mouth wide.

A big mouth.

Wrap the cow's head in one bite.

I'll go!

The horrific scene made me stand up and take a few steps back.

Her eyes are now truly "silky", because she is swallowing the cow alive, and her eyes and even the surrounding face are stretched to deform. Just like the shocking picture of a python swallowing a cat and dog alive in a wildlife documentary, it was displayed in front of my eyes!

She kept swallowing the cow into her throat, and her chest swelled like a balloon. Eventually, when she swallowed half of the cow in her belly, she raised her head and volleyed the whole cow upside down, swallowing it all in one gulp.

Her body was now completely oval-shaped balloons, and her feet could no longer support her body, so she simply sat on the ground, letting the cow struggle desperately inside her, while she just dangled like a water bag, unmoved.

At a speed visible to the naked eye, her figure quickly shrank until she returned to her original shape - the small Lori with her graceful body.

She covered her mouth and burped for three or four seconds, before spitting up a large disgusting mass of debris on the floor.

"What's it again!"

Yarulan looked at me and smiled, "Toxin." But don't worry, I've wrapped it tightly in cowhide. Be careful when you carry it, it will still break if you fall to the ground. ”

My whole person is not good.

Shirai Hui froze in place, as if she had been mentally prepared in advance, but she was still surprised when she saw it with her own eyes.

I can see why she's a red name, it's a boss, right? The real name is either "God-level Slime" or "Basilisk Queen", I know!

"Are you really human? What is this, some kind of ability as a player? ”

"As I said, I've been defeated, and I'm not technically a player anymore." Jarland paused, "But that's not what the ability is. ”

"Isn't it the life of the Miracle Devouring Alive?"

Yarulan laughed.

"This steak is delicious, so you can eat this."

Ya Rulan put away her smile: "Are you looking down on me? It's not voluntary for me to eat living things, but it's better than what you eat, right? ”

Well?

What happened to my food? At least it's the food of civilized people.

You see, it's honey and beef.

……

Wait, no one said it was beef. Shirai was really just talking about the mixture of "three kinds of meat".

I glared at Shirai fiercely.

Shirai's eyes wandered.

"Teru Shirai?"

“……”

"What kind of meat did I just eat?"

"Your Majesty thinks it's delicious. Ah, come on, get a new candle! ”

Seeing that she didn't intend to answer positively, I didn't even have the courage to ask more.

I looked down at my phone, and there was a steak on my right hand in the gear bar.

"Steak Improvement

@食物份量:3

@美味: Physique +1 (for 2 hours)

@备注: It's a brilliant idea to add honey, which not only perfectly combines with the flavor of beef, but also hides the smell of mutton and the smell of human flesh."

"Gross!"

I threw up all over the place.

Bai Jinghui looked flustered and supported me with one hand, and kept patting my back with the other, and asked with concern: "Your Majesty, are you okay Your Crown?" ”

"I'm so good."

Especially the tongue that has been renegade and the stomach that jumps up and down.

Shirai immediately brought me a glass of red wine and asked me to press it.

When I'm so stupid, isn't it? I took my glass and looked down at my inventory.

Really!

"Wine and improved items

@水份量: 0.5, serving size: 0.1

@酒精:2

@美味: Smart +1 (for half an hour)

@恢复青春: Your overall effect is 1 year younger (lasts 3 hours)

@备注: The fine grapes and the blood of the virgin merge together like a wonderful alchemy, with a rejuvenating effect."

"Teru Shirai......"

"Yes." She thought I was going to compliment her, and replied with a happy expression.

"You've worked hard, and this glass of wine has been given to you."

She suddenly got down on one knee in an exaggerated way, raised her hands above her head, and shouted: "Thank you, Your Majesty!" ”

Look up.

Drink it all.

My cheeks twitched, and I was just about to end the dinner hastily when I brought the cow I had just asked for. So I witnessed the whole process of Yarulan's big stunt again, and of course the sheep will definitely not be brought again.

I seemed to be clapping afterwards.

And then the head is weird.

Looking back, he was already swept into a luxurious bedroom by Shirai.

I threw myself down in the middle of the bed. Although the bed under me is far more comfortable than the moon puppet, and even my own home in reality, I don't care about these things at all, I just feel that there is still someone's flesh and skin left in my stomach, and I am constantly nauseous.

Fall asleep early...... I can't stay here anymore.

Suddenly, Teru Shirai began to take off my pants.

"Do you want to take a shower again? I'll just do it myself. ”

"This ......," Shirai Teru seemed to be asked unexpectedly, "Didn't you just say that you wanted to connect the number three with the letter P?" I just asked what Yarulan meant. So here we are. ”

What?

Can't this matter just turn the page?

I took a closer look at Shirai Teru, who had a serious face and a slight flush on her cheeks. And Ya Rulan, who was standing behind the side, covered her mouth and smiled.

Vaguely understood something.

I checked my phone to make sure they had a good opinion:

"Arulan Obedience: -1

@感激+20 (Forgive you for offending the Super Strategy Bureau to save me)

@好感值变更为服从值 (?) ）

@兴趣+5 (Where did he get all this money, does it have anything to do with abilities?) ）

@鄙视-3 (The idiot who was buried by himself)

@抵触-5 (Implied to be asleep.) Anyway, I'm dying, it's not absolutely impossible, let's see first)

@恶心-30 (This kind of obscene words are really bad for what he said!) ）

@戏弄-2 (I have the ability to continue to ask for two female attendants, hehe, I scare you to death)"

"Are you dying?"

Yarulan's smile instantly froze and she glared at me in horror.

I'll go, what's wrong with my mouth!

[Karu Shirai: Piety: 39 (Relationship Constant +15)

@躁动+4 (I really want to push it back!) Repeat 37 times! ）

@得意+1 (I repeat, I'm confident in my poses!) His Crown's eyes have betrayed himself)

@躁动+5 (It's so hard under the crown, it's so hot!) ）

@迁怒-2 (It's all to blame, why do you like this kind of little girl)

@失落-1 (I don't understand any numbers, letters)

@自豪 +1 (Your Majesty loves these foods!) But did he realize it was my flesh? ）

@失望-3 (It turns out that His Majesty asked me to be with Yarulan...... ）」

"Is it yours?"

Shirai's eyes widened, completely unintelligible at what I was saying.

I'm so tired!

"Your Majesty......," Shirai asked hesitantly, "Are you sure you want me to be with Yarulan?" ”

A, "It's just Yarulan." ”

B, "Just keep it for yourself." ”

C, "Yes." ”

D, "No, I need you to take her out of the room and close the door from the outside." ”