The human brain actually has amazing powers.

Take sleep as an example, on the surface, it seems that the brain has gone into sleep after a day's work, but in fact, while sleeping, the brain still maintains a certain degree of activity and basic thinking awareness.

According to this principle, if you repeatedly infuse yourself with something before going to bed, then the brain will also give a corresponding conscious response while sleeping.

For example, when you have an important event that requires you to wake up early the next day, no matter how late you slept the night before, even if you don't have an alarm clock, you will often wake up the next day at the expected time – of course, waking up and finding that you still have time to sleep and go to bed and die is a different matter.

In the same way, like Hao Qi, if he instills in himself the idea of "you must not turn over" before going to bed, then, generally speaking, what posture is before going to bed, it will definitely be the same posture when you wake up.

What needs to be mentioned here by the way is that Hao Qi's trick was also used on Xia Miaomiao's body at the beginning.

Because according to Hao Qi's mother, he slept miserably when he slept, and there were all the bad behaviors that humans can do when they were sleeping, such as kicking the quilt, grabbing the quilt, turning over, etc., so he shared the bed with Xia Miaomiao for the first time...... Well, when he was just in the same bed, he was worried that he would accidentally leave a bad impression on his girlfriend at night, so he developed such a secret technique without a teacher.

This trick turned out to be quite effective, and that night he neither kicked the quilt nor grabbed the quilt, nor did he kick his cute girlfriend out of bed, because before he did all this, Xia Miaomiao had already preemptively kicked him down.

Thinking about it now, at that time, Hao Qi should have realized that his girlfriend, who was gentle and virtuous and well-behaved, actually lived in a fierce beast with sharp claws and fangs, but unfortunately, it seemed a little too late to understand this now.

Black history is black history, this sleep Hao Qi is also sweet, and when he wakes up and opens his eyes, the sky is already bright, and then look at his chest, the little white cat Hao Xiaoqi has long been gone.

"It's been this time...... Not good! It's time to get up and prepare the cat meal! ”

Glancing at his mobile phone and finding that it was already eleven o'clock, Hao Qi quickly jumped up from the bed, casually put on a pair of pants, put on slippers and ran to the living room.

As a result, as soon as he arrived in the living room, the scene in front of him made Hao Qi angry.

Her girlfriend Xia Miaomiao was pressing her daughter Hao Xiaoqi, who she kept saying that she wanted to hold in her mouth for a lifetime, under her, opened her bloody mouth, showed her sharp teeth, and bit the helpless Hao Xiaoqi's body with a cruel smile.

"Xia Miaomiao, stop it for me...... Shut up! ”

Almost without thinking, he shouted loudly for the first time, and at the same time as shouting, Hao Qi rushed over with an arrow step, rescued Hao Xiaoqi, who had no resistance at all, from under Xia Miaomiao, and then glared angrily at his cat girlfriend.

"Xia Miaomiao, what are you doing!"

"What? Of course, it's a lesson for her! ”

Regarding Hao Qi's behavior of pulling the shelf as soon as he came up, Xia Miaomiao directly expressed her dissatisfaction in her own tone.

"Who let it bite me so hard just now! Of course I'm going to bite back! ”

Hearing his girlfriend's high-sounding reason, Hao Qi was immediately angry with her.

"She's a child, are you a child? How can you be such a mother! ”

"What's wrong! I'm educating it as a mother! ”

"You're clearly teaching lessons—and! What kind of education is this, you call it corporal punishment! ”

"Corporal punishment is a ghost! It's the way I learned to educate online! It's called the Dharma! ”

“……”

Ignoring Xia Miaomiao, who was arguing with reason, Hao Qi hugged the frightened Hao Xiaoqi to the sofa, and then gently stroked its little head.

At this time, Xia Miaomiao, who also jumped on the sofa, angrily pushed her mobile phone over to show her boyfriend.

"Look at you! That's it! ”

"I can't see that you're quite interested......"

Looking at the straightforward and straight to the point content of "how to train kittens" on the search bar on the mobile phone, Hao Qi was first surprised that his girlfriend really wanted to be a good mother of kittens, and then laughed dumbly because of the strange statement of "training".

But that's right...... Anyway, for humans, it is natural to use "training" to make a kitten docile and well-behaved, but Xia Miaomiao is blessed with unique conditions, and searching for these contents is probably just for reference.

As for the "way of education" she just mentioned...... Hao Qi took a general look and found that there was really such a thing.

This kind of "preschool education" is only for kittens within three months of birth, during this period, the kitten needs the most "education", which is with the cat mother and other kittens, through daily play and play, to learn "the strength and degree of the bite", which seems to be useless.

As for how to learn...... It is nothing more than several kittens and their mothers biting each other with their teeth during play, so that once one of them feels pain, the other will change the color, so that the kittens can learn the skill of "biting hard so that the other will not hurt the other".

In fact, if you think about it carefully, some humans seem to have exercises and exercises in this area, but their exercises are obviously different from this, and they ...... Do you usually start practicing as an adult?

Anyway, the facts proved that Xia Miaomiao unexpectedly took advantage of the truth this time...... Well, it's as if she had always been willful before, but despite this, Hao Qi still raised objections to Xia Miaomiao's behavior just now.

"Even if it's education, you can use a gentler method, and you can't afford to press it under you so fiercely, right?"

"Sometimes that's how it happens when it's up......"

Xia Miaomiao stuck out her tongue, muttered something in a low voice, and then grimaced at Hao Qi.

"Hao Xiaoqi! Let's keep playing...... Ahem, I mean, I'm going to teach you how to bite! ”

“……”

I always feel that with such a teaching method, maybe the originally well-behaved Hao Xiaoqi will be completely damaged by Xia Miaomiao.

However, watching the two cats, one big and one small, start to play and chase in the living room, watching Xia Miaomiao tease Hao Xiaoqi with her disobedient tail, which is called "hunting training", watching the two cats snort and run to the cat bowl to drink water side by side when they are tired of playing, watching ......

"Hao Qi! Today's cat meal! ”

"Ah, I'm sorry! I'll do it right away! ”

Although there is always something to say about a daughter and a father, in most cases, being a father is so human rightsless.

Of course, this is also an inevitable consequence of gender differences.

Otherwise, what else do you want? Do you want to wear women's clothes and go shopping with your daughter?