Chapter 9 Probationary Shovel Officer ...... Successful job change!
This night, Hao Qi and Xia Miaomiao didn't sleep well.
Hao Qi is because there are too many hemp snacks - no way, after the previous incident, the cat girlfriend even began to take the initiative to resist eating, even if Hao Qi sent the peeled shrimp meat to Xia Miaomiao's mouth, she turned her head and didn't touch it, and finally even ran back to the bedroom in order to resist the fragrance in the air and her boyfriend's feeding.
In Hao Qi's view, this is a completely futile move, after all, cats have a sense of smell that is many times more than humans don't know, and the act of hiding in the bedroom is probably the same as the statement that an ostrich buries its head in the sand to avoid danger.
"So...... Miao Miao, you can't just skip meals just to skip the toilet, right? ”
"If you don't listen or don't listen, Wang Ba recites the scriptures ......"
The cat girlfriend's sullen thoughts came from the room, and listening to the voice, she probably got under the quilt or some other covering.
In the face of this invincible defensive posture comparable to holding his head and squatting, Hao Qi had no choice but to give up the idea of feeding his cat girlfriend, and then in line with the principle of not wasting food, he wiped out the remaining Ma Xiao in one go.
Eating too much spicy food and eating support, coupled with the psychological pressure brought about by the supernatural sudden event that his girlfriend became a cat, Hao Qi, who got up early, tossed and turned over and over again, and couldn't sleep at all, so he finally had to get up and sit in front of the computer again, and searched for a whole night of cat tutorials and precautions on the computer.
If Hao Qi's inability to sleep is a special situation caused by a variety of circumstances, then the situation on the cat's girlfriend's side is probably much simpler.
"Ahhh
“…… Because you're a cat now, Miao Miao. ”
When his girlfriend didn't know if it was the seventh or eighth time she rolled in bed and meowed and complained loudly, Hao Qi finally couldn't help but remind her.
"As for the cat, it must be day and night, and you seem to have slept a lot just now......"
"I've heard that people can't sleep until they're dreaming!"
Xia Miao miao fiddled with her fluffy tail angrily.
"So, you must be a fake Hao Qi! Whether it's becoming a cat, or doing strange things with the big stupid Hao Qi, it's all a dream! Can't fool me! ”
“…… You slept soundly just now. ”
"Not really!"
"Really, I don't lie to you, I poke your belly and you don't react......"
"No, no! I said no, no, no! ”
The cat girlfriend jumped out of bed in a huff, and then jumped directly down Hao Qi's thigh onto the computer desk.
"What are you looking at? Let me see ......"
"Ahh Wait......"
Although he hurriedly tried to close the search page, Hao Qi's movements were still a step slower.
The search results displayed above at this time happen to be the "cat film" that pops up after clicking on the strange content link - well, the cat movie is serious, and the male and female protagonists are cats.
"Hao! Jade! ”
"Wait Miao Miao, listen to me, I didn't click in to see it because I was curious...... Yes! ”
As the so-called curiosity kills cats, but judging from the current situation, Hao Qi feels that he will probably die earlier.
Insomnia because of different situations, one person and one cat just made a fuss for most of the night, until the sky was white, probably the tired cat girlfriend and Hao Qi, only one occupied half of the bed, and each fell asleep.
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"it!"
Hao Qi, who suddenly woke up from a dream, was a little distracted because of the sunlight shining directly on his face from the window.
He had a nightmare, in which his girlfriend Xia Miaomiao turned into a cat, and only by smacking with him could he get back to his original state, and then ......
"Sure enough, it's just a dream."
Hao Qi, who was shocked into a cold sweat, was just about to get out of bed, when he felt as if something around him was pressing down on a corner of the quilt.
Looking closely, a black and white cat was sleeping soundly.
Her tiny body curled up into a lovely spherical shape, slightly undulating with even breathing, presumably because the sun was shining on her as well, she buried her little face directly in the cover of her two front paws, leaving only her long beard outside, shaking along with her ears.
“…… Sure enough, it's not a dream. ”
Hao Qi, who had already recovered from a half-dream and half-awakened, sighed softly.
Then, carefully getting up and getting out of bed without alarming his girlfriend, he drew the curtains for her, and tiptoed out of the room.
"Whew...... It's finally easy. ”
I solved last night's personal problem in the bathroom - although the chrysanthemum was aching because of eating too much spicy, it was more relaxing to release it than to hold the stock in my stomach.
After flushing the water, Hao Qi suddenly remembered something, picked up his pants and ran into the kitchen, took out a pair of disposable plastic gloves that he had specially left yesterday, and returned to the bathroom.
"Hao Qi! You can do it! ”
After taking a deep breath, Hao Qi, who was wearing gloves, mustered up his courage and put his hand into the soft cat litter.
Because of his girlfriend's efforts yesterday, there was nothing unusual on the surface of the cat litter, but after he used his fingers to cross a distance from the cat litter, he finally found the target he needed to deal with.
"It should ...... No problem, right? ”
According to the guidance of the owner of the pet supply store yesterday, the cat's poop will be hard after one night, plus the package of cat litter, it is just right to dispose of it at this time.
Even though it is still very challenging to use your hands to grab poop directly through plastic gloves, especially when you think that this is actually your girlfriend's......
"Wait Hao Qi! You have to keep counting how many you count! Don't really become a pervert! ”
Desperately reminding herself that "she's just a cat now", he grabbed the poop wrapped in cat litter and clumped it, and then after confirming that there was no residue, he threw it into the plastic bag that had been prepared along with the gloves.
Then, after washing his hands with soap three times and grooming his messy hair a little, Hao Qi, who had put on a piece of clothing, picked up the bag...... Hmm, let's just be a proof of a qualified boyfriend, and then quietly went out.
And at the moment when he finally threw the things into the trash can at the door of the building, Hao Qi seemed to feel that some heavy burden was leaving him, and under the sunlight, his body and soul were ...... It is also as if it has been purified and sublimated.
From this moment on, he ...... is already a qualified shovel officer!