For Xia Miaomiao, this is definitely the hardest and most evenly matched fight in her cat's life.

The enemy is strong.

This kind of strength is not only due to its extraordinary perception and agility that is not lost to her - in fact, it seems to have completely seen through Xia Miaomiao's tricks and thoughts, and every time, it can easily dodge, so that Xia Miaomiao's attacks are ultimately futile.

With the situation completely in control of the battle, it would even provoke her every time, provoke her, and make Xia Miaomiao, who already had the heart to give up this battle and get out, desperately re-devote herself to this desperate battle.

As the so-called...... It is often her enemies who know her best.

It is her destined rival, and the grudge between the two will continue for a long time until one of them falls.

……

Well, I can't make it up.

Completely ignoring the description above that is comparable to the beautification of Internet celebrity photos, in fact, the situation that is now presented in the eyes of Hao Qi, the only bystander, is...... Her cat girlfriend is trying her best to capture her tail on the sofa with the attitude of "mentally handicapped cats are happy".

I've seen other dogs do similar things in the community before, but the cat's tactics are obviously fundamentally different from the stupid Wang Xingren.

The cat's chasing process is not just a simple clockwise or counterclockwise circle - she relies more on the cat's own agility and reflexes, through a sudden sudden braking turn, in order to block her target, sometimes even simply get up on the ground and roll forward or jump back, with sharp and gorgeous aerial skills to capture the target, and then because of the fierce tumbling and grappling and the target to break free, and then start a new round of chase......

"But no matter what kind of tactics it is...... At the end of the day, the opponent is the tail, and nothing has changed......"

"What are you muttering to someone next to you! Why don't you come and hold it down! ”

Xia Miaomiao, who was in the middle of a fierce battle, once again gave her boyfriend an order to help.

"Wait Miaomiao...... I still wonder if you're getting something wrong. ”

Although he can come forward to help at his girlfriend's request at any time, and with his state of being a bystander, it is not difficult to help her subdue the so-called "fierce enemy", but the problem now is not here.

"I'm not mistaken! You see! It's not my tail anymore! ”

The cat, who angrily stopped chasing because of her boyfriend's inaction and distrust, once again tried to convince Hao Qi with her own personal experience.

"If this is my tail, then it must be at my command, right? But every time I try to grab it, it ...... Ahhhhhh I'm so angry! ”

“……”

How to describe such a scene?

“…… I think it was just because you turned around too quickly, so you naturally threw your tail behind you. ”

"That's not the case! In short, there must be something quirky about this tail! ”

"You have to say weird things...... Or maybe it's because you don't have a tail at all, so you don't have any experience with it? ”

"Do you think the old lady wants this!"

“…… But all cats have tails. ”

"How do you have to trust me! It's not my tail at all! ”

"You look like this, how can I believe you......"

All in all, the current situation is that one person and one cat are very tired - Xia Miaomiao is tired of chasing the tail, and Hao Qi is tired.

"Hao Qi! I'll ask you one last time, will you help! ”

"Help, help, help ......"

Seeing the cat's girlfriend angry and aggrieved, Hao Qi could only put aside his worries for the time being, stepped forward and easily grabbed her tail.

"Got it!"

"Look! It's still struggling! I'm right! ”

The cat happily watched the tip of the tail held by Hao Qi crackling back and forth as if it were cramping.

"It's strange that you don't struggle......"

muttered in a low voice, Hao Qi finally sent his tail carefully to her at his girlfriend's impatient request.

"Don't move...... All right! ”

The length of the cat's tail can reach almost two-thirds of the length of the body, coupled with the excellent flexibility of the body, it is actually not difficult to catch the tail, and now, with the assistance of Hao Qi, Xia Miaomiao finally got her wish and used her two front paws to hold down this disobedient "other people's tail".

"That's it! Hum...... I scared me all night last night, and today I see how my mother teaches you! ”

…… So last night, my girlfriend ran to wake me up with a frightened face because of ...... She was scared by her own tail?

Thinking of this, Hao Qi suddenly felt that his girlfriend seemed to have taken a considerable step in the direction of stupidity.

And then, her "execution" of the tail seems to verify this.

"Ahh

"Really...... Really bit down......"

Dumbfounded as the cat bit the tail that was still fluttering, for a moment, Hao Qi even felt ...... If there's really something strange in the tail, then this vendetta ...... It's probably over.

And then...... He saw that his girlfriend's body froze all of a sudden.

"Woo woo woo ......"

"What's wrong, Miao Miao?"

"Good...... It hurts......"

The aggrieved cat pitifully changed its grip to hug, blowing on the part of the tail tip that was bitten by itself, and licking it carefully with its tongue.

"Turns out it's really my own tail......"

Xia Miaomiao's current appearance naturally reminded Hao Qi of those stupid TV series heroines who had to bite themselves to prove that they were not dreaming.

And probably finally realized that he had sold a stupid and cute cat girlfriend, and glared at him angrily.

"It's all your fault! Why do you want to send someone's tail to someone's mouth to bite! ”

“…… Let's not say that you have to ask me to help...... You just said it wasn't your tail. ”

"People didn't have tails before, so they didn't have any experience! You know about this kind of thing and you don't warn me! ”

"Even if I reminded you a few times, you didn't pay attention to it!"

"Hmph...... In short, it was your fault from the start! ”

"Huh?"

"If it weren't for you suddenly saying those nonsense things, the old lady wouldn't have doubted her tail!"

Wait, how did you end up with your own pot again?

"Woo...... It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt...... The tail is so good......"

Helplessly watching his girlfriend holding her tail as if coaxing a child, licking and blowing cutely, Hao Qi's previous anger for various reasons also disappeared in this "cat vs. tail" drama early in the morning.

"Okay, okay, anyway, whether it's Tail or you, it's best if it's okay."

Touching his girlfriend's back comfortingly, Hao Qi asked the question again as if he was careless.

"So...... How the hell did you get to the chandelier? Tell me if it's okay. ”

"Don't think!"

…… It seems that for a long time to come, this question will probably become a nightmare that haunts Hao Qi like "what did the pangolin say".