Chapter 723: Bench Killer

In the 15th round of the league, Inter Milan challenged Lazio away.

Because Vardy has not trained systematically in the past week, Mourinho chose to put Vardy on the bench for this game.

Inter are so strong, even so strong that they can still beat most of their opponents in Serie A without Jamie Vardy.

Although Lazio is strong, currently ranked fifth in the standings, but in terms of strength, and even in terms of desire to fight, it is not as good as Inter Milan, even if they play at home, but there are still not many people who think that they can cause too much trouble to Inter, and only Lazio fans fantasize that they can defeat the invincible Inter.

And what Juventus, Milan and Roma didn't do, Lazio was able to do?

Apparently Lazio fans are thinking too much!

Even without Vardy, Inter still beat Lazio away from home, although Ibrahimovic could not get out of the psychological haze brought to him by Buffon, but in the face of other opponents, it was also a crazy goalscorer, scoring twice in the first half, helping Inter to achieve an absolute advantage.

Looking at the mighty Ibrahimovic, Vardy pouted, he estimated that there was nothing to do with him in this game.

Both Mourinho and Heynckes have been very cautious in their use of Vardy, and it is clear that they are protecting Vardy.

How many talented stars have not been able to reach the heights they should have because of injuries, and Van Basten, Owen and even Ronaldo's seasons at Inter were also dark and they should have achieved more.

While Jamie Vardy hasn't been affected by serious injuries since his debut, that doesn't mean they can rest easy.

Jamie Vardy's style of play is destined to be deliberately targeted by opponents, even if the defenders don't mean it, but perhaps a casual defense can bring Vardy a fatal injury.

What's more, Vardy is still an extremely funny guy, which makes it easier for him to get hurt.

So, on the basis of guaranteeing form, let Vardy play a role on more important occasions, which is what Mourinho and Heynckes have to consider.

It's just that many people saw Vardy sitting on the bench and couldn't help but start worrying about the Inter players.

Vardy is a well-known bench killer, even more funny than on the pitch, so you are so comfortable letting him sit there?

Of course, Vardy certainly wouldn't dare tie Mourinho there, at least proving that there can be no ceiling for teasing.

However, this does not mean that Vardy will not dare to attack Mourinho, please believe that as long as he does not touch Mourinho's bottom line, the magic bird will definitely not easily punish Vardy.

This time, while Mourinho stood up and walked to the sidelines to direct the game, Vardy quickly chewed two pieces of gum, and when Mourinho came back and turned to sit down, he quickly shoved two pieces of gum under Mourinho's buttocks.

After all this, Vardy acted as if he was fine, and behaved calmly.

It's just that what he doesn't know is that even if he is sitting on the bench, he is still the person who the on-site director pays the most attention to, and the camera frequently captures him, and he actually captures this scene squarely.

At that time, the fans in front of the TV were crazy, and sure enough, Vardy would not watch the game honestly when he sat on the bench, and there would always be something wrong, and this time, he actually attacked Mourinho.

I don't know if Mourinho and others will know that they have been tricked by Vardy, how will they clean up Vardy!

Mourinho really doesn't know that he has two pieces of gum under his butt right now, and the team is leading the scoreline, the situation is extremely favorable, and he is enjoying a rare time of comfort.

Of course, once the team has problems in the offensive or defensive links, Mourinho, who has no sand in his eyes, will definitely go to the sidelines again, give instructions on the spot, and tell the players how to play in such situations.

There was a little problem with Inter's defense here, Mourinho immediately got up and wanted to walk to the sidelines, but for some reason, it seemed that it was difficult for the butt to get out of the chair.

Of course, the sticky force is not too big, and Mourinho didn't care, thinking that it was simply his ass sinking!

But at this time, the director watched the excitement again, and a shot was given to Mourinho's buttocks, and a zoomed-in close-up was also given.

Fans can clearly see that Mourinho has a piece of gum stuck to each of his two buttocks, as if he has two eyes on his buttocks, and it would be even more interesting if he could blink and wink.

The fans burst into laughter, and for Mourinho, this was simply a gratuitous disaster, he was actually tricked by his own players.

But it doesn't seem like it's worth making a fuss about, with Vardy's funny character, what can't be done?

Not to mention putting two pieces of chewed gum, even putting two blades on a chair to open Mourinho's eyes, it's not impossible.

Mourinho should be glad that Vardy didn't throw a pushpin in his chair!

Mourinho was still in command of the game, and the TV broadcast was frequently aimed at his buttocks, although he didn't know it, but his ass still felt cold in the dark.

Reaching out to help his buttocks, Mourinho scratched his head again, and doubts filled his mind.

What was that slimy lump just now?

And on both sides?

I quickly reached out again to make sure, and it took a long time to pull the two pieces of gum off my ass.

Looking at the gum sticking to his hand, and it had been chewed, the feeling of nausea instantly welled up in his chest.

Who did this?

Mourinho's first reaction was that Lazio had made a mistake and planted a bomb on the bench of the away team at his home stadium, although it could not affect anything, but it was enough to disgust himself.

But on second thought, is Lazio really that boring?

It seems so boring, it seems that it is only Vardy.

Thinking of this, Mourinho turned his head and glared at Vardy, who put tremendous pressure on Vardy from the look in his eyes.

If it were an ordinary person, I am afraid that he would have been defeated under the eyes of Mourinho, obediently admit the crimes he committed, and wait for trial.

But how could Vardy surrender his gun so easily?

Looking at Mourinho without being scared, at least on the surface, Vardy is not weak at all, what is important in this matter is not to be weak-minded.

"What do you think I'm doing?"

"You didn't look at me, how do you know I'm looking at you?"

"Of course you look at me first, and then I look at you!"

"Nonsense, you still don't admit that you saw me first?"

......

The two of them passed this signal to each other in their eyes, and they almost asked at the end, "What are you looking at?" "It's over!

Didn't Vardy do it?

There's no one else but him!

Mourinho is sure in his heart, but now that he is playing, he has no time to clean up Vardy, everything is waiting to return to the training ground, and then let Vardy know why the flowers are so red!

Walking back to the bench, Mourinho deliberately found a corner, and finally pulled two pieces of chewing gum off his buttocks, which felt terrible.

Vardy snickered on the side, not in the slightest sense that he was in for a catastrophe.

After teasing Mourinho, Vardy still didn't watch the game honestly, and this time, he targeted the assistant referee on this side.

While Mourinho was warming up all the substitutes, he ran behind the linesman and started pranking.

While everyone else was running to warm up, Jamie Vardy was standing behind the linesman, an unusual move that had already caught the attention of the fans.

Obviously, Vardy was not satisfied with a quiet game, and according to Vardy's character, even if he was on the bench, it would have to be vigorous.

So, is Vardy going to trick up the linesman this time?

The linesman is also a very hard job on the field, and even runs more than the players on the field after a game, holding a small flag and shaking it constantly, I don't know, I think this thing is surrendering!

Vardy didn't have any intention of causing personal harm to anyone, it was just a joke, and it didn't hurt.

Under the expectant gaze of the fans, Vardy suddenly changed his posture, completely imitating the linesman in front of him, he moved wherever people moved, and he followed what they did, as if it were exactly copied.

Go left, trot, raise the flag, run to the right, sprint, turn around and run back, it's not too difficult to imitate, but it's enough to thunder.

Watching Vardy's antics and teasing, the fans in the stadium burst into laughter and heckled wildly, while the fans in front of the TV were already laughing and slumped on the sofa.

Only the hapless linesman didn't know why, he didn't know what was going on, and he was looking confused.

Isn't the game in front of me the same game as the game you're watching?

Why didn't I find it funny and worth laughing about?