Chapter 7 Going to the Toilet or something...... Can it be considered dirty?
By the time of dinner, one person and one cat had wiped out more than half of the cat food in a bag and a pound.
As the saying goes, July is hot, and the best way to survive in this month, which is known as the second hottest month of the year, is to hide in a cool room with air conditioning, eat snacks, watch TV, and play with your mobile phone.
And if you are like Hao Qi, with a lovely girlfriend by your side, presumably such a life is also very happy and desirable after excluding the attributes of loneliness and loneliness.
If it was before today, the current Hao Qi would probably hold Xia Miaomiao in his arms, enjoying her delicate skin that is moist and cool even in summer, or stick his face to her slender and elastic thighs, and let the breath of fresh mint-flavored shower gel linger on the side of his nose, or watch her accidentally melt and fall the popsicle in her hand because she paid too much attention to the bloody plot of the TV series, and slid down the neckline of the home camisole. It leaves a sweet mark between the breasts that are more elastic than the best cold pudding, and you can't help but want to lick it.
It's a pity that such a beautiful enjoyment, from today onwards, can only be in the past.
Now, when the fluffy cat girlfriend nests her body on his lap, the soft body that is as hot as a small stove brings about it, which is probably the feeling of wanting to die when eating hot pot in the summer.
"Miao Miao...... I have a question that I am curious about......"
"Huh? What's the problem? β
The cat girlfriend, who was concentrating on probes and taking cat food into her mouth from the coffee table, used her tail flick to show that she had heard Hao Qi's questionβand Hao Qi was more concerned that she was used to the cat's way of eating.
"Look...... Do you feel hot when you're so hairy now? β
"It's alright...... Isn't there an air conditioner? β
The cat turned her head a little puzzled and glanced at her sweaty boyfriend.
"Why are you so hot?"
"Nothing...... It's just that my legs are a little numb......"
"Nonsense, I didn't see you say that your legs were numb when I let people sit on your lap before!"
β¦β¦ Hao Qi wanted to say that it was because when she sat on her lap in the form of a human beautiful girl, she would also add a powerful buff of "third leg" to herself.
Considering that today's cat girlfriend is in the most sensitive and glassy stage, Hao Qi was very considerate and did not tell the truth, and then, a sudden phone call also temporarily freed him from this fiery atmosphere.
"What do you command, my mother?"
"I've already joined your father, and your two-month living expenses will be called to the card tomorrow during the day."
It is worth mentioning here that similar to Xia Miaomiao's parents traveling abroad, Hao Qi's parents also chose to organize a group to return to their hometown during the summer vacation...... Well, of course, it's not about getting married or putting up a flag or anything, it's just visiting the old people to solve the problem of demolition of the old house by the way.
In short...... Today's Hao Qi is already a second-generation demolition, which is one of the reasons why his mother asked him to stay at home temporarily after graduation, instead of urging him to go out to find a job like ordinary parents.
Therefore, after a bluff during the day, the parents of both sides tacitly created this situation of being alone and not being disturbed in different ways, which also met the basic conditions for Hao Qi and his cat girlfriend to be ashamed of their daily lives in the following period.
"So...... Miao Miao, what do we eat at night? β
"Ma Xiao! Knock on the bowl! Ma Xiao! Knock on the bowl! β
Although I was worried about whether the cat could shell the spicy crayfish...... However, after Hao Qi patted his chest and assured that "the peeled shrimp will of course give priority to the filial piety of the heroine", Xia Miaomiao also lay on the sofa contentedly, lazily waiting for the takeaway to come to the door.
Because it is a small shop not far from home, the speed is also quite fast, and soon, the steaming large portion of hemp was poured into the prepared large basin, and just when Hao Qi had already begun to click and peel the shrimp shell, Xia Miaomiao suddenly meowed a little embarrassed.
"Hao Qi ......"
"What's wrong?"
"I ...... I seem to have eaten too much......"
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Well, although the previous cat food was actually eaten as a snack by two people, Hao Qi obviously miscalculated the food gap between humans and cats - in fact, judging from the speed of eating just now, the cat's girlfriend probably ate not much less than Hao Qi.
And now, the feeling of fullness brought by the cat food after entering the belly reminds his girlfriend that he can no longer enjoy his beloved crayfish, and also wakes up Hao Qi by the way.
"You won't be able to eat so much next time......
According to the tutorial provided by the shopkeeper's sister before, a kitten as big as his girlfriend is enough to eat more than a dozen grains in one meal, and because the kitten itself does not have the concept of "full", in order to prevent vomiting caused by eating, regular and quantitative supply of cat food is the precaution at this stage.
"And how are you feeling now...... Do you want to throw up? β
This question, which was originally asked out of concern, has become a completely different meaning in the ears of the cat's girlfriend.
"Stupid...... Even if you are pregnant with a child, it will take three or four months to have a vomiting reaction......"
Hao Qi, who was blushed by this answer that did not match the preface, had to spend more effort to explain the meaning of his question to his girlfriend.
As for the results...... Of course, he was clawed again.
"Hmph...... Isn't it just a little too much, the old lady is a cat now! Cats don't have to worry about getting fat......"
ββ¦β¦ No, no, no, I heard that there are also breeds of cats that are prone to obesity, such as the legendary orange cat......"
As for whether this breed of cat girlfriend has the potential to become a blowing hairball...... Hao Qi felt that he really had to take the time to consult Baidu, otherwise, when his girlfriend turned back into a human, her body shape would still be in the round state of a cat, and the matter would be a big deal.
Just when he was thinking about these things, he saw his cat girlfriend suddenly jump off the sofa and walk out of the living room with her tail flicking.
"Miao Miao, why are you going?"
"Go to the toilet!"
"Oh......"
Hao Qi, who subconsciously responded, didn't notice anything wrong with this answer, until he casually peeled off a small hemp and put it on the plate, when he heard Xia Miaomiao's anxious cry.
"Hao Qi! Come here! β
"What's wrong?"
"If you want to come, you'll come!"
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Taking off the disposable plastic gloves used to peel shrimp, Hao Qi trotted to the bathroom, and saw his cat girlfriend restlessly spinning in a circle at the door.
"Hurry up, hurry up, help me open the door!"
"Poof......
Hao Qi couldn't hold back and almost laughed.
"What are you laughing at! Hurry up! β
Seeing that his girlfriend had a tendency to shine her paws again, Hao Qi hurriedly helped her open the bathroom door - this is almost impossible in terms of his girlfriend's current cat form.
"What are you doing here!"
The cat girlfriend, who rushed in at the same time as Hao Qi opened the door, stared at him vigilantly after discovering that he actually followed him in.
ββ¦β¦ I'll help you lift the toilet seat. β
Hao Qi pointed to the lid of the toilet with an innocent face, and then unsurprisingly saw his cat girlfriend once again show a cute expression of shame.
"That's it! Get out and get out! Close the door and don't peek! β
So let's just say...... Hao Qi couldn't understand the reason for his girlfriend's shyness at all - don't say that there is actually a fact between the two, even if you put this aside...... My current girlfriend is a cat.
But...... If this is taken into account, this raises another question.
Cat's words...... Is it really possible to use a toilet to go to the toilet?