Chapter Eighty-Four: Super Parody Show
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Zhang Fei, who has physical strength, can carry Lu Bu N for many rounds.
Guan Yu of the power system, killing generals in seconds is like chopping melons and vegetables.
Zhao Zilong of the Agile Department, Huang Quan has already seen it.
As for the Department of Intelligence, don't think about it, Guo Jia, Zhuge Liang, Zhou Yu and others are all super perverted existences.
But.
Huang Quan didn't choose them.
The choice of Yellow Springs is......
"Player Huang Quan, the copy you currently selected is a super imitation show, an exclusive copy of Hua Tuo, once selected, it cannot be changed, do you want to confirm it?"
Hua Tuo?
That's right, it's Hua Tuo.
In the world of "War", the wise man is not only a legal output, but more importantly, an assistant.
As the best doctor in the Three Kingdoms, this Hua Tuo, without thinking about it, is definitely assisted by God.
Coupled with last night's bloody money-seeking operation, Huang Quan is even more bent on building himself into a divine assistant, this Hua Tuo must be chosen.
"Confirm!"
With a flash of white light, Huangquan began to teleport.
"By the way, what kind of copy is this? Super parody show? ”
"Why do you feel like you want to complain?"
The line of sight gradually became clearer.
A middle-aged man with a haggard face appeared opposite Huangquan.
"Woo woo, they all say that they stand at thirty, I think that my Hua Tuo has passed the year of standing, but I have achieved nothing, I am really shameless to face the ancestors and ancestors!"
"Alas, if I knew that I wouldn't go to the drama troupe to learn drama, I wasted my youth in vain!"
"But, I really want to be a big star!"
"Damn, Hua Tuo, wake up, you don't have that talent, you won't succeed!"
“……”
Looking at Hua Tuo, who was standing there feeling sorry for himself, Huang Quan's head was already covered with black lines.
Star?
Actors?
I'll it.
No wonder Cao Cao later destroyed Hua Tuo, a drama dared to pat his chest to pack tickets, and dared to say that he could do craniotomy, and whoever left him had to kill him!
"Woo woo, system, can you stop being so spoofed, another historical celebrity has been ruined by you!"
The system will not heed Huang Quan's anger.
The cutscene ends, and the system begins to issue the task.
"Player Huang Quan, you are currently doing a super imitation show copy of easy difficulty, the first link of the current task, help Hua Tuo defeat the demons in his heart and regain his confidence!"
Burst!
Huang Quan spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
Regaining confidence?
Huang Quan wishes that this Hua Tuo would give up his dream of becoming a big star, and that this Hua Tuo would quickly change careers to become a doctor, and help him regain his confidence?
But.
Task.
This is the task.
Huang Quan shook his head vigorously, throwing himself into a daze, and then he forcibly complained and stepped forward.
Swish!
The white light flashed, and another Hua Tuo refreshed out.
However, this Hua Tuo is not the other Hua Tuo, the name on the top of his head, Hua Tuo's heart demon.
Kill!
Booming two angry thunder spells, Hua Tuo's heart demon fell to the ground in response.
That's it.
The difficulty is simple, the explosion rate is poor, and there is a good outfit and three ordinary outfits, and then a handful of gold coins.
Sou!
The colorful koi dutifully collected the gold coins, and as for the equipment on the ground, Huang Quan did not waste it, picking it up and throwing it to the Transfiguration Blade.
Picked it up in vain.
Garbage grade, Transfiguration Blade didn't even increase 1 point of artifact experience.
After cleaning up the garbage, over there, Hua Tuo began to continue the plot.
The middle-aged uncle who was still haggard just now, at this moment, the demons in his heart were eliminated and he regained his fighting spirit.
"No, I can't just throw in the towel!"
"I have been working in the performance industry for more than 20 years, and this hard work cannot be in vain!"
"Hua Tuo, you must do it, you must do it!"
"Huh? By the way, why don't I create my own work, hahahaha, as long as I create an excellent work by myself, it will definitely be popular in the Three Kingdoms! ”
"But what kind of work should I create?"
"Huh? Pregnant! ”
Seeing Hua Tuo's eyes light up, Huang Qun suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart.
That's right.
The system message popped up again.
"Player Huang Quan, Hua Tuo has an idea and has created a very good work, but if you want to complete this work, you need your help; Please help Hua Tuo catch the following animals, tigers, bucks, black bears, apes, and cranes. ”
Well?
Catching animals?
Huang Quan's head is a little insufficient.
A flash of light.
Huang Quan found himself teleported into a valley, and the upper right corner of the map showed that this was the Valley of the Beasts.
Sure enough, it was the Valley of the Hundred Beasts.
a herd of bucks, drinking water by the river; A few fierce tigers, lying under the scorching sun to rest; Black bears rubbing their backs against trees; apes crouch together to catch lice; There is also a group of cranes, strolling among the grass......
Come on, you don't have to look for it hard, you can destroy it wave by wave.
Adding a brute force spell to himself, and a strengthening spell, with a loud roar, Huang Quan launched a brutal attack on this group of cute animals.
A few minutes later.
With five kinds of beasts behind him, Huang Quan returned to Hua Tuo's side.
"Well, thank you for your help, with these five beasts, I will definitely be able to successfully create a five-bird play!"
Burst!
Huang Quan spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
Five fowl plays!
It turned out to be a famous five-bird play!
But.
Wei Mao always can't help but want to complain?
Thinking of the famous Hua Tuo, standing on the stage, performing the famous five-bird opera, a large group of audiences below cheered and rewarded one after another, Huangquan had a tragic feeling that the local tyrant instantly turned into a dick.
Hua Tuo is creating.
For a while, he learned to stretch his waist with a tiger, a moment to learn to jump twice with a buck, a moment to learn to slap a black bear, and a moment to learn to beat his chest with an ape.
I can't see it.
Huang Quan felt that if Hua Tuo dared to perform this kind of show on the stage, he would definitely be killed by the audience on the spot.
It's not.
After the cutscene is switched.
Hua Tuo was surrounded by a large group of household servants.
"Damn, at my father's birthday banquet, you dare to perform such a garbage show! Is it tolerable or unbearable! Call me! ”
Ahh......hhh
Hua Tuo's screams rang out.
The system message also popped up.
"Player Huang Quan, Hua Tuo's show performance failed and was attacked, please assist Hua Tuo to defeat the enemy!"
Alas!
Huang Quan let out a sullen breath, gritted his teeth, and rushed forward.
Bang bang bang......
A few minutes later.
Hua Tuo, who had a blue nose and swollen face, stood there proudly: "Hahaha, I'm really a genius, I didn't expect it, the five poultry drama I created actually has the effect of strengthening the body, I was beaten by so many people before, and I had to get out of bed for several days, but I didn't expect that after learning these five poultry plays, I was so durable, wahahaha!" ”
"Hmm, I heard that the armies from all walks of life are crusading against Dong Zhuo, and the officers and men in the army definitely need these five fowl plays, hahaha, the day of my Hua Tuo's rise has finally come!"
Hua Tuo's laughter came to an abrupt end.
The cutscene ends, the copy, the end.