Grandma must be sick.

Patients usually love to talk nonsense.

It was windy by the river, and Ye Zichu hurriedly helped her into the courtyard.

When he was bandaging the wound on his hand in the room, the grandmother in the courtyard suddenly asked, "Xiao Chu, when did you feel the itch on your butt at the birthday party that night?" Grandma knows that there must be a beautiful girl among your classmates. ”

Ye Zichu took the gauze, walked out quickly, looked at her with a suspicious face, and said, "Grandma, do you mean that a small tail suddenly grew on my buttocks, which is related to girls?" ”

The old man nodded and said, "That's right, the specific situation, tell grandma." ”

Yezichu was stunned for a while, so she had to blush and say, "Grandma, during dinner that night, there was a beautiful girl who took off her shoes under the table, and she ...... She rubbed my leg with her foot......"

The old man looked at him and said, "And then?" ”

Ye Zichu lowered his head and said with some shame: "You know, I have only liked black since I was a child, including girls with bronzed skin. I didn't feel anything about a fair-skinned girl, but that night, she was wearing sexy black stockings and secretly rubbing me under the table, so I ......"

The old man said, "Go on." ”

Ye Zichu said ashamedly: "You have been educating your grandson since childhood, and you will not be rude, and then I also took off my shoes and rubbed her thighs with my feet...... It seems like from that moment on, my ass started to itch......"

The old man's eyes flickered, and he sighed inaudibly.

After a long time, she raised her head again and said with a smile: "Xiao Chu, yes, finally a girl likes you." ”

Ye Zichu raised his head, looked at her with a depressed face, and said, "But that grandma, when I went to the bathroom, that girl also followed, I thought she was going to confess to me......"

"The result?"

The old man asked.

Ye Zichu sighed, sat down on the cement steps at the door, and said, "As a result, she slapped me hard without saying a word, scolding me for being ...... obscene."

"Well, in the end, I realized that she was rubbing her foot against my leg at that time, not deliberately trying to tease me, let alone having a crush on me. She thought that my legs were table legs, and she had athlete's foot, and her feet were itchy at that time, and the itching couldn't stand it, so she took off her shoes and prepared to rub the itchy ...... on the table legs."

Old man: "......"

Yezichu was silent for a while, and Fang said: "Grandma, school is about to start after the summer vacation, will my tail come out at any time, and then scare my classmates and teachers to death?" ”

The old man looked at him with deep eyes and said, "Grandma has a way to let you go to school like a normal person, and you will never show your tail." ”

Ye Zichu immediately stood up, and said with excitement on his face: "Grandma, you are definitely my own grandmother, say it quickly!" ”

The old man's eyes showed a touch of complicated emotions, and he was silent for a long time, and then said slowly: "Xiao Chu, you have fallen into the spell of a beautiful girl." Don't ask why, don't ask what the spell is, listen to grandma, from the day you celebrate your sixteenth birthday, when your tail is first revealed, the spell has already begun to be activated. At this time, you need to find a girl who can make your ass tickle, and try to get her to kiss you, so that within two months, your monster's tail will not be exposed. ”

"Pretty Girl's Curse? The girl who tickles my ass? Let her kiss me? ”

Yako's face was full of astonishment.

The old man nodded, and said with a solemn expression: "Xiao Chu, believe grandma, grandma will not lie to you." As long as the girl who can make your ass itch kiss you, then, in two months, you will be safe, no different from a normal person. ”

Yezi Chu felt a little unbelievable, felt ridiculous, and said, "What about two months later?" ”

The old man sighed and said, "After two months, you need to find another girl who can make your ass itch again, and keep repeating this behavior." Otherwise, not only will you show that monster's tail, but you will also turn into a very scary monster, and you will even die. ”

Yezichu's face turned pale and said, "Milk...... Grandma, is there a way to break this spell? ”

The old man's expression was complicated, and he said, "You need to find the person who gave you a spell, only he can undo the spell for you." However, there is no such possibility. So, you can only live with this spell all the time. ”

After a pause, the old man smiled again: "Actually, this is not a good thing, Xiao Chu, so that you can unscrupulously take your sister without having a disturbed conscience, what do you say?" ”

Yezi Chu was stunned for a long time, Fang shook his head vigorously, and said with an embarrassed face: "Grandma, my grandson doesn't want to be a scumbag, what's more, my grandson is too stupid, what if I don't kiss that girl successfully within two months?" This method is too difficult, is there any other way? ”

The old man stared at his dark shining eyes, muttered for a moment, and said, "There is another way, but it is more difficult than getting a girl's kiss." You need to get that girl's blood, you can't use violence, and you can't let her know. ”

Yezi thought for a while, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he said with joy on his face: "This method is good, it is definitely easier than kissing a girl!" ”

The old man was slightly stunned, and said with a puzzled face: "How is it easy?" ”

Ye Zichu grinned, and said: "Grandma forgot, every girl will come to the eldest aunt when she reaches a certain age, and when the time comes, I can sneak into the bathroom quietly and steal the girl's sanitary napkin stained with the eldest aunt, so that I can easily get her blood." ”

The old man was shocked when he heard this, and the wrinkles on his face suddenly twitched, and his eyes widened, as if he knew this grandson for the first time.

After staring at him for a while, the old man looked at him strangely and said, "Xiao Chu, grandma hasn't finished talking yet." When you get the girl's blood, you need to lick it with your tongue and swallow it in your stomach......"

The beginning of the night: "......"