Chapter 44: Struck by Lightning
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If I hadn't thought of dying, I wouldn't have chosen to help the Internal Affairs Bureau arrest me, and now, if I wanted to die, I would have done it thoroughly! My gaze was firmly fixed on the description of the mission "Hunting the Seven Nights", and I couldn't help myself.
How on earth am I going to hand over my head to the Director of the Interior?
I can turn into a zombie, but even if my head is cut off, I can't move my body even if I don't die, right?
Find a stand-in like me to blame? But the condition for the achievement of the task is clearly written to "carry the head of the seven nights of turbidity" and hand it over to the director of the Bureau of Internal Affairs, and the three words of the seven nights are clear and there will be no mistakes, it is clearly me! If it had been written "carrying the prisoner's head", perhaps someone would have been able to replace it.
I won't really die if I click on it, will I? I heard that a person's head can live for more than ten seconds after being cut off, could it be that I really offered my head with my last breath?
I'm curious!
It's worth dying, you must try to "hunt" yourself!
Breathe deeply.
Gather courage.
I looked up at the blue sky, a view that the wasteland didn't have. The blue sky was cloudless, and the wasteland was gray overhead. How far is it from Bodong Town, and why has the blue sky and green park become the decisive difference? The air is really fresh, more vibrant than the purified air in the moon puppet's house.
In the distance, brand-new skyscrapers glittered like jewels in the sunlight, and small black dots that seemed to be hovering vehicles flew in mid-air, surrounded by lush greenery.
The Empire is such a great place to be.
Find a chance to become my bag, now the strength is a little lacking. After going back, we will have a war meeting, and then change the name and seriously push down the empire.
I glanced down at my phone - if I was alive after clicking on this task, it was decided!
The Director of the Internal Affairs Bureau saw that I had been silent and confused, but did not seem to rush out of politeness.
Baka Rabbit was very concerned and asked, "Your Majesty, are you okay?" Is it uncomfortable not wearing pants? ”
Don't mention this, there should be an old man who gave me a pair of pants at this time.
"By the way, did anything happen on the way to the Empire? Tell me a quick bit. ”
After listening to this, Baka Rabbit had an expression of "You have lost your memory again", and then stroked his chest and replied: "That's right, you led me to follow Yuan Qiyuan on a plane and fly straight to the entrance of the imperial border. After getting off the plane, Yuan Qiyuan immediately found many reluctant excuses to find a match. Of course, you easily beat him up to 11 times, and I was terrified. ”
You...... What were you at the time?
"After countless security gates, because you received all my metal equipment into your arms in advance, the journey was smooth, and Yuan Qiyuan's expression changed from worry to puzzlement at that time, and then to despair about his IQ, which is really breathtaking."
Security gates? How did my 400 magic energy fool around?
"Then, on your orders, I installed a long-range communication device between you and my self-floating satellite. Unlimited communication can be done using the towers in the Empire, as long as you and I have the SDS powered on. If you return to the wasteland, I guess the farthest communication distance can only be from Bobei Town to Bodong Town. ”
I'm smart fast-forwarding.
"So, what's wrong with your pants? I'm afraid you won't be able to wear ......"
Okay, the escapism is over, the courage is accumulated, and the death begins!
I clicked the finish button for "Hunt for Seven Nights".
Sudden earthquake!
Violent earthquake!
The whole world is in a state of madness!
I was so frightened that I crouched down, but the Director of the Internal Affairs Bureau and the Baka Rabbit in front of me did not react, and trembled wildly with the background, but they were on the ground.
Baka Rabbit walked up to me, took my arm and said, "......"
"What? I can't hear you! ”
The earthquake was devastating, not only making me unsteady on my feet, but also ringing in my ears.
It lasted about half a minute before the roar of the world gradually stopped, and I could hear what Baka Rabbit was saying.
"I mean—ma'am, are you alright?" She shouted at me.
Who? Lady?
I subconsciously looked down to see if I had conjured out of my chest, and I found that I was holding a human head in my arms at the moment!
Startled.
Falls from a sitting position.
Heads rolling.
The director of the Internal Affairs Bureau slowly bent down and grabbed the head, took off the gas mask on the head, and said with a smile: "Yes, he is Qiye Turbidity?" You've worked hard. ”
I saw my exact face in someone else's hand, and my eyes were crooked and dead.
Nightmare.
Did you find a stand-in that looked like me? But this guy also looks too much like me.
The head of the interior bureau added: "We will use him for DNA comparison later, and I will personally deliver the reward to you later." ”
Mending the knife! Isn't DNA checking or something going to be a goof?
"Ma'am, it's time for us to leave." Baka Rabbit picked me up and said respectfully.
Why does she keep calling me Madame?
Bad premonition.
The hand mirror I stole out of nowhere was still in the inventory, so I took it out and looked at it.
It's Shen Jizi! It's the blonde beauty I pinched out with a transformation mask just now! Could it be that I was wearing a mask while fast forwarding? I also changed into a cute women's outfit by the way! It's a short skirt, hey!
I touched my chest.
Yes.
……
Touched the underneath.
No.
……
The weather is so nice today!
What kind of mask can turn my bottom down! Give me back! As soon as you enter the palace, you cut it directly, right? No wonder Baka Rabbit is calling me Madam.
Baka Rabbit hugged me with weak feet, and whispered in his ear: "Your Majesty, please cheer up, this place is not suitable for a long time, it is better to leave as soon as possible." ”
I nodded, yes, I really should hurry back, and then find a field to dig a pit and bury some soil, insert a wooden plank, and write on it: "Little Seven Nights Turbidity Immortal" and pay a good tribute.
We greeted the head of the internal affairs bureau, and we were about to go our separate ways, when suddenly a lightning bolt shattered the blue sky and slashed straight down, hitting the director of the internal affairs bureau.
He was killed by a lightning strike!
Carrying me, no, the cloudy head of the seven nights burned in the scorching flames, and quickly turned into a mass of charcoal, without warning!
Luckily, Baka Rabbit and I were still some distance away from him, and we were only knocked to the ground. She pounced on me. Why do you like to play this game of standing up and sacrificing your life to protect, lightning falls from the sky, and you have a hair in front of me!
Well, this director of the Internal Affairs Bureau must have done too much evil and was punished by heaven.
Suddenly, another bolt of lightning appeared next to the fireball. White light flashed, and an armed angel descended!
Can't tell the difference between men and women, not even like a living person, hands and feet without fingers, covered with silver metal, mask without any gaps, a pair of light wings are very similar to when Yuan Qiyuan turned into a demigod at that time, full of holy brilliance, holding a spear in his hand.
I saw it stab its spear into the fireball, and the cloudy head of the seven nights, which had already been charred, was instantly annihilated by a cloud of white light.
It looked over to us, hesitated for a moment, then left us and the almost gray Director of the Interior and returned to the sky in a retrograde lightning bolt.
Baka Rabbit got up from me and looked at me anxiously: "Crown...... Are you alright, ma'am! ”
I'm in trouble!
Didn't you see that my head was punished by heaven just now! That armed angel was definitely aimed at me just now...... Those who came for the "Seven Nights of Turbidity" didn't even let go of the heads of the dead! Am I playing with the cheat too much?
Only then did I realize that the huge roar that destroyed the world just now had not even destroyed a single grass or tree around. What about the earth bursting? What about the collapse of the building that was said to be good?
"Didn't you notice an earthquake just now?"
Baka looked at me in confusion and shook his head.
I wanted to use the golden finger to teleport back to Podong Town, but Baka Rabbit said that someone was waiting for me not far ahead.
I followed her forward a little more with questions, stopping in front of a man I had never met.
Who is it?
"Aifei, what did you do just now?" The man stared at the dome with his back to the sky, and said to me without squinting.
"Yarulan?"
What exactly was she looking at?
I looked in the direction she was looking, and the blue sky above me had broken a hole, and billowing gray smoke and dust were falling downward, like a demonic mist.
"Your Majesty, that's the Empire's Weather Dome, which was pierced by the lightning just now." Baka Rabbit duly explained, "The entire empire is shrouded in a huge high-tech shroud, which isolates the surrounding poisonous gases and can control a certain degree of weather changes and sunlight. This is the only pure land for mankind. ”
A dozen planes were watching toward the dome's cavern, trying to repair it, and the blue sky itself glowed in a hexagonal shape, like a wounded mechanical skin, trying to fill in the gaps with the surrounding materials.
Welding, folding panels, fluorescent, poison gas, airplanes, workers with jetpacks all wrestling around the hollow. Any influx of poison gas was immediately sucked out by the planes, and the holes were repaired at a rate visible to the naked eye.
Before I knew it, I was kind of discerning.
Ya Rulan pushed me: "What about you?" What did you do just now, was it punished by God for molesting a woman from a good family? ”
I can't really laugh at this joke, almost.
"Like your new body?"
"Did you get it! Give me back my little seven nights! ”
Ya Rulan was a little baffled by my sudden excited reaction: "Are you blaming me?" That's enough. Obviously, you suddenly found me before and ordered me to make you a doppelganger. I hesitated for a moment, and then you copied my shapeshifting and splitting abilities by a strange means that I don't know how, and my body immediately split in two, and one of them became what you are now—a woman. Then you actually cut off the head of your other self in your original appearance, and carried the human head back to the empire with the two of us. It was all done cleanly and beautifully, refusing to explain and demanding strict secrecy from the others. I really don't understand what you're thinking, and why you're angry now. ”
I did it?
Am I damned because I cut off the head of my doppelganger?
I told Yarulan about the earthquake, the thunderstorm, and the armed angels, and the latter was lost in thought.
After a moment, she raised three fingers and said, "First, you still refuse to tell me what the "Goldfinger" written on your ability is, but I think this incident must have something to do with it; Second, it is impossible to cause an uproar by creating a clone, because I have already used my clone as a substitute for the dead ghost to get out of danger many times, wouldn't it be pierced by ten thousand thunders; Thirdly, the earthquakes that only you can see, the armed angels who have eliminated the doppelganger's head and left, and so on, are obviously aimed at you. Although I don't know the reason yet, I suggest that you don't regain the identity of "Seven Nights of Turbidity" recently, and it is safer to be my beloved concubine honestly. ”
What about my nightlife? I also made an appointment with the Thousand Summers of Star Feathers! Her temperament, could it be that I'm going to be played by female bandits tonight?
Thinking of this, I suddenly felt a fever in my lower abdomen.
"What about the moon puppet fool? Can't recognize each other? ”
Yarulan nodded.
"What about Shirai? Can't you surround me anymore? ”
Yarulan nodded.
"So where am I going to hide? When to hide? ”
Yarulan shrugged.
"Squat."
She crouched down.
"Three turns."
She complied.
No, even if you are angry with her, it won't help! What should I do? What will happen to my daughter, my daughter, my daughter, my daughter? What about tonight's appointment with Star Feather Thousand Summers?
Ya Rulan sighed: "Don't be angry with me, I'm innocent and helpless." Anyway, hide for a while, and then create a clone and throw it into the field to see if it will still be struck by lightning. ”
Why did it fall into such a field? I'm so beautiful like a flower, it's hard to keep running around.
In desperation, I instructed them to follow me, and then clicked the "Alms for Hilig" task completion button, and teleported back to Shirai's dungeon.
In front of Healeg sat 10 jars of liquid, crystal clear, in a very high-end-looking cylindrical metal container.
It's so beautiful, the liquid in it glows like a breath, and the color is dreamlike.
"There are so many jars of life essence under the crown......" Baka Rabbit covered his mouth and sat on the ground with a soft grunt, "Impossible, impossible ......"
It's a new denomination of currency again, and it's probably more expensive than the Gathering Core. I don't know how to spend it at all.
Silently took it into his arms, activated an infinite mission of Hillig again as a scroll back to the city, and left in a hurry.
None of the disciples saluted me along the way, it was really fresh. No one cared about me, no one looked at me, I was like air, except for the occasional salute to the Baka Rabbit, and even to Yarulan, who had turned into a strange man next to me, as nothing.
Suddenly, I stopped.
Listen to the gossip between two believers.
"Have you heard, the archbishop seems to have been abandoned by the Pope, and the sumptuous dinner prepared last night was wasted."
"No, I heard that the Pope was faced with a dilemma at that time, and he chose to rescue the archbishop first, and then went to save the moon puppet fool, which made the moon puppet fool thunder."
"Thunderous? Isn't it ......?"
"Shhhh Yes, several more believers have died today at the hands of unknown assassins. At first, everyone thought it had been attacked, but ...... No one dares to seek revenge from the moon puppet, so they can only endure silently. ”
What? The moon puppet foolishly took passers-by to vent his anger? Why, no, don't cut my men even if there's a reason!
"I'll bet on a battery, and the Pope will choose the moon puppet fool in the end."
"Two bucks on the archbishop, and I'm sure I'll win."
Oh my God, the root of my tongue has been chewed on my head, do you want to die!
I walked towards them in a huff, but was immediately grabbed by Yarulan.
The two believers noticed my strange behavior, frowned and left, and before leaving, they threw down a sentence: "There is so much ice in the deep well." ”
I'm going to blow up, if I can return to my original identity, I must strictly enforce military discipline, no, discipline!
I returned to the above-ground cathedral and found Teru Shirai kneeling in silent prayer before the statue.
It's like muttering something.
Curious.
I leaned in and pricked up my ears.
"Come back tonight, don't come back tonight, don't come back tonight, don't come back tonight, don't come back tonight......"
She repeated these words, looking at the idol with empty eyes, and constantly tugging at the petals in her hands.
Terrible.
Because I was too close, I was reprimanded by the believers around me and kicked out of the church. Don't think I can't remember you with a passerby's face!
…… You won, you really can't remember.
When I came to the square, I saw that he was busy with something as usual, and it seemed that he was directing the warehousing work. And Juehuang is still training those recruits, although it has been slightly effective, but it is worrying when and when they will be able to go to the battlefield.
Despite Yarulan and Baka Rabbit's resistance, I had to go to the repair room to find the moon puppet.
As for the excuse, let's just say that there is something that needs to be repaired, and I want to see her anyway.
Knock.
The door opens.
It's the F91.
"Dad, you're back~"
Poof, a mouthful of old blood!
Not to mention that I changed into women's clothes, now I have blonde hair, an awl face, choppy waves, and even Xiao Qiye is gone, how did you recognize me as your father?
"This ...... The female is ...... F91? Baka Rabbit looked at me in surprise as she covered her mouth with a shocked face.
We entered the house and closed the door tightly, looking around, but fortunately there was no figure of the moon puppet: "Isn't the moon puppet fool there?" ”
"Mom seems to be very anxious, and she went out soon after you left." F91 suddenly grabbed my arm and shook it when he said this, "Compared to this, Dad, you can help Little 91 upgrade the system, Little 91 seems to be annoying to his mother, and he actually took a knife to Little 91 in the morning, it must be that Little 91 is not well-behaved, woo woo......"
No, you should explain why you recognize me at first glance! O God's Eye!
At this time, the mobile phone came with a prompt tone:
"Daily Mission 1: The Perfect Secretary
@升级F91的文秘处理功能
@达成条件: Optimized the data processing capability of the Guardian F91
@奖励: Experience +5w, open the hidden class: Advanced Mathematician
@备注: The Demon King should have a secretary by his side, so that he will be one step closer to conquering the world."
"Daily Mission 2: Sophisticated Humanity
@增加F91的人际关系处理资料
@达成条件: Optimize the emotional intelligence of the Guardian F91
@奖励: Experience +5w, open the hidden profession: politician
@备注: The most important thing for a woman to please is her heart and mouth. I mean above."
"Daily Mission 3: Artistic Perception
@添加F91的艺术组件
@达成条件: Optimized the artistic perception of the Guardian F91
@奖励: Experience +5w, open the hidden class: Scout
@备注: Give you a green onion, come on, virtual, no, mechanical idol."
The system you can, in order to give me daily tasks really hard. In other words, if one day I hide at the edge of the world, will you arrange a tornado to blow F91 to my side, and then throw a line "Dad, it's all little 91 is bad, it was blown away by the wind, can you help little 91 upgrade the system?" ”
Ya Rulan tugged at the corner of my clothes: "It's time to go, it's hard to guarantee that nothing will happen if someone finds out your true identity in a while." ”
Baka Rabbit told F91 on my side, don't come with me, don't mention to others that I am me, let alone call Dad.
Walk? I really don't know where to hide.
A, Bobei Town
B, bandits' den
C, the secret base of the water tree
D, use the "Eight of the Week" ability to go back to the last choice. (Please be sure to select D with the option to be reselected in the previous chapter, otherwise it will be considered an invalid choice.) Estimated variance: High)
1. "Perfect Secretary"
2. "Sophisticated human feelings"
3. "Artistic Perception"