The dramatic game came to an end, and it wasn't until Vardy saw the replay on the bus that he realized how funny he was......

Sorry, Martin!

I'm wrong about you!

Nima was actually blown into it by the wind!

So the question is, how exactly is this ball calculated?

It won't count itself as an oolong, right?

Vardy really feels like he has nothing to love at the moment!

Along the way, his teammates watched Vardy hold back a smile, and if he was not careful, a mouthful of water squirted out, making Vardy's face black all the time. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

No way, who let themselves be funny!

But fortunately, although the process was very frightening, after all, the game was won, and I completed the task, and everyone was happy.

It's just that Moyes hasn't given himself a good face and looks very scary.

In fact, Vardy's performance in this game made all the fans laugh a little to the point of collapse, especially in the final moments.

"Actually, I really didn't understand what this product was going to do at the beginning, but then I learned that this product wanted to delay time, but it was the first time I saw it!"

"Tease is contagious, you look at Martin's pouting ass, I think Everton is all down!"

"Football has been played for more than 100 years, and there have been two champions in the past 100 years, and there are many successors to the champions, but there is only one joke!"

"There is only one earth, so please take care of the earth, and there is only one comic than Vardy, so please take care of this comic!"

"I think Vardy will be punished by Moyes when he turns around, and I really want to see Vardy in a dress again, but do I suggest that Moyes can change into a maid outfit?"

......

The media have become accustomed to Vardy's jokes on the pitch, and every time they report it, their newspaper sales have skyrocketed.

Fans are also happy with Vardy's funny behavior, and feel that if they don't watch it for a week, they won't eat or sleep well.

There are even bookmakers who open handicaps and make all kinds of alternative theme betting, such as whether Vardy will be comic in this game and what kind of comic method will be used......

Vardy's comic has become a special phenomenon in English football, and even many experts and scholars have begun to study his comic behavior, and from the perspective of psychology and biology to give an accurate definition of comic, there is a tendency to become a real discipline!

If nothing else, whether or not Vardy can bring a performance improvement to the team, the attention he brings to the table has made Everton a lot of money.

So much so that before the winter transfer window closes, countless clubs have already expressed interest in Vardy.

Manchester United, although they have given up the idea of recovering Vardy in the winter window, it does not mean that Manchester United does not need Vardy, Lord Ferguson has regarded Vardy as an important piece of the puzzle for Manchester United's reconstruction, as important as Rooney Ronaldo, how can it be sold so easily!

Many clubs have turned to Vardy's job, and if Vardy gets into a public fight with the club, there is still a chance that he will be swept away, so that they can take advantage of it.

Raiola directly became the guest of honor of the president or owner of each club, but Vardy said it first, Raiola had no way to make decisions for Vardy, and it was difficult to even instigate it, which made Raiola very annoyed.

However, he has fully seen the potential of Vardy, and Vardy will inevitably become his cash cow in the future, how can he be so short-sighted and have an awkward relationship with Vardy now!

Vardy can't be bothered by the trivialities of the outside world, so he has plenty of energy to fight the system.

Speaking of which, Vardy took advantage of the system's loopholes when completing the task, and did not hit the opponent's goalframe with all three legs, which is also where he worries that the system will not pay the bill.

Sure enough, when the system was carrying out the task accounting, it did not include the goal frame that was exchanged for an own goal at the end of the goal.

"System prompt: After review and accounting, the host hit the two-legged door frame in the game, and the mission was judged to be a failure, and the failure penalty was a tragic collision with the door frame in the next game!"

"System Tips: Don't try to resist and escape punishment, this system has 10,000 ways to clean you up!"

In the face of an unscrupulous system, Vardy will inevitably have to fight.

"You miscalculated, I finished the three-legged goal frame, and the third kick hit the goalpost of my own half, I don't believe you can review it again!"

"System prompt: hitting your own half-court door frame doesn't count!"

"You didn't say it in advance, you take a good look at the mission description, there is no rule on whose goal you have to hit, I think you are already very worthy of you by suffocating both feet on the opponent's goalpost!"

"System prompt: Please do not deliberately misinterpret the mission description of this system!"

"I'll take care of you, that's how I understand it anyway, don't come to me with me, the final explanation is up to the system, anyway, my task is complete!"

Then the system was silent for a long time, which also made Vardy nervous for a long time.

"System prompt: Hmph, this time you complete the task, the system will pay attention to the rigor of wording in the future, don't think about being able to exploit my loopholes!"

Oops!

It's quite tsundere!

Vardy knew that the system would compromise, after all, it was its own problem.

So Vardy happily accepted the reward.

Needless to say, the free trait points are stored, and he has no place to use them now.

What he really cared about was the barbarian king's bracers, which sounded like they were blowing up the sky, and they must be particularly awesome equipment.

Bracers of the Barbarian: Slightly increases the host's strength during the collision and slightly improves the balance of the host's body after the collision.

No wonder it's called the bracer of the barbarian, it turns out that it means barbarian!

It looks very practical, but the two words that are very glaring are "micro", which is very embarrassing!

According to his estimates, if he collided with Drogba before, he could fly out 2 meters, and with the bracers of the barbarian king, he could only fly 1.9 meters.

Well, better than nothing!

If you accumulate a lot in the future, if you wear 20 bracers, you can't just turn it upside down and knock Drogba into the air!

The most critical problem is that even if he has 20 bracers, he doesn't have 20 wrists......

Anyway, this time he took advantage of the task, and the next time it may not be so easy, and the system also said that it will pay more attention to the rigor of wording in the future!

But this time, I took advantage of the system, and with the urine of the system, I will definitely have to get back to the field.

The next thing you may have to face is a very difficult task!