Chapter 81: The Coach Calls You Down!
As the most eye-catching star on the field, Vardy is naturally the top priority of the director's attention. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
When Vardy squatted on the ground for a long time and couldn't tie his shoes, the broadcast cut to Vardy, giving him a big close-up of him tying his shoes.
Watching Vardy tie his shoes like a cat playing with strings, the fans in front of the TV were amused by Vardy again.
"Damn, Vardy's bundling SM is so slippery that he doesn't know how to tie his shoes?"
"But why do I think the way he ties his shoes is similar to the way he binds?"
"This is a man who can play with rope, and the identification is complete!"
"I want to be that sneaker so I can be tied up by Vardy every day!"
"Why is my focus different, Vardy, a superstar like him, wearing Umbro's sneakers?"
Finally, Vardy "difficult" to tie this shoelace.
He was very well timed, and when his opponent attacked, he got up, and then continued to paddle justifiably!
And when Villa's attack came to an end, Vardy immediately crouched down again.
Squatted down again......
Vardy certainly wasn't that stupid!
This time, the shoelaces on the other foot opened!
So Vardy started fighting again!
Most fans felt that Vardy might not have been tied up just now......
Once again, the television broadcast showed Vardy tying his shoes earnestly.
Could it be that this is a children's science and education program that teaches children to tie their shoes?
Many parents said: Please don't teach our children!
"Maybe tying your shoes is harder for Jamie Vardy than scoring goals!" This is probably what many fans are thinking at this time.
Ignoring other people's thoughts, Vardy still lacked his shoes leisurely while keeping a secret time in his mind.
Vera won't give another big gift this time, right?
When Vardy got up, there were probably more than two minutes left, and such a little effort passed in the blink of an eye, so there was no need to worry about not completing the task at all.
Mission reward, I'm coming!
Thinking about the reward of the mission, Vardy felt that life was good!
But before Vardy could continue the count, Cahill next to him walked over and patted him on the shoulder.
"What are you smirking at here, the coach is calling you out!"
Vardy looked at Cahill for some reason, not understanding what he meant.
Following Cahill's finger, Vardy turned his head to find the fourth official holding up a substitution sign on the sidelines.
Chadwick replaces Vardy!
The whole person was dumbfounded!
Vardy was stunned, not even seeing Gravison talking to him.
I'm almost done?
You put me off?
Can it not be so funny?
Can you please let me stay two more minutes?
No more, just two minutes!
Unfortunately, no one knows what Vardy's resentful eyes mean.
Perhaps, he just didn't want to end.
The referee couldn't stand it anymore and walked over and urged Vardy to get off the pitch quickly, otherwise he would be yellow carded.
staggered off the field, with a wheeled expression, there was no love!
Moyes is well-intentioned, anyway, there is no suspense in the game, replace the main team to rest and rest, and look at Vardy's lazy and slippery appearance on the field, isn't it just what he wants!
The problem is that Vardy didn't mean to paddle......
I really want to get it done!
David Moyes came up and Vardy was so uncomfortable that he didn't want to talk to him.
Sitting on the bench in a huff, the mind entered the system!
Seeing the progress of the mission, Vardy was about to cry!
It was just half a minute away from completing the task, and it turned out to... Outcome...
Don't talk about it, it's all tears if you talk too much!
In the end, Everton won, still a three-goal victory, but in the next three days, our protagonist will be staying at home and afraid to go out!
That's right, that night, Vardy had some strange stuff in his hands, something that only amphibians have, and it's usually called "webbed".
If it's okay to look like this, don't go to the street to make fun, let's be honest with the cat!
Moyes himself gave the first team a day off, and Vardy took two days off directly!
Luckily, it was Halloween and there was no game for a week, so Moyes readily agreed to Vardy.
So, in three days, Vardy pushed a few cattle countless nightclub invitations, and concentrated on staying at home, even Anne wanted to come to see him, but he refused!
What if you don't refuse?
Does it make him look at the way he looks with his flippers on his hands?
What is the plot of the frog prince?
Vardy was eager to ask the system, did Anne kiss herself as a princess and she could turn back?
In this game, Vardy once again gained 6 system coins, and in terms of comic accounting, it was also settled by the system to 0.5 trait points.
After making it to the shop to refresh, Vardy hurried to buy the perk shards.
This time, he really looked at it several times, and only after confirming that it was an offensive trait fragment did he really start it.
Now, he has two offensive trait fragments.
Unfortunately, the mission was not completed, and if it was completed, there would be a universal trait fragment, which would be equivalent to having three offensive fragments.
It's all tears!
But Vardy, who was stuffed at home, didn't know that he was unknowingly on fire again.
When the media reported on the game, they chose two images featuring Jamie Vardy.
One of them is Vardy facing thousands of butts in the stands;
The other is Vardy squatting on the ground and tying his shoelaces with a sad and helpless face.
"Seeing so many butts facing Vardy, I wanted to ask my friends who were there at the scene, how was the air at that time?"
"It's the first time I've seen so many ass in one shot, and I'm also drunk!"
"Are these really Villa fans?"
"Vardy is cute, and he can't tie his shoes? It is said that he doesn't seem to be able to wear a jersey yet! ”
"Uncle Vardy, I'm four years old, I'll tie my shoes!"
What's even more interesting is that because he squatted down to tie his shoes for a long time and was captured on the broadcast screen, perhaps because he saw that there was a business opportunity, several sports equipment suppliers were very interested in Vardy, especially Umbro, if it wasn't for Vardy's lack of an agent, I'm afraid they would have contacted him directly.
In the next few Premier League games, several stars also squatted down on the pitch to tie their shoes, apparently, they all received the benefits of endorsement brands, and wanted to use this way to promote alternatively.
But the problem is that it's not new for so many people to play like this, and when the game is deadlocked, where do they dare to squat like Vardy for two or three minutes, maybe they have to get up in a few seconds, and the camera will not deliberately capture.
Yes, most of the time the close-up shots are of the upper body, when did you ever give the sneaker shots!