Chapter 64: Su Xiaoxiao, Are You a Monster?
Mana blessing? Su Xiaoxiao!
"Of course, believe it or not, it is a magic weapon that we often use in Maimen, looking for the dragon's nest, exploring feng shui, yin house and yang fingers, subduing demons and catching monsters, the most amazing thing is that it can directly show whether there are monsters around you!"
Zhao Xinghe held the compass in one hand, and he was so good at blowing nonsense.
"Can you still tell if there are any demons around?" Su Xiaoxiao didn't believe it, what is a demon, it is a psychic beast nourished by the aura of heaven and earth, which has been created by heaven and earth and opens up spiritual wisdom.
Can you catch demons with a small compass?
"You don't believe me?" Zhao Xinghe's self-esteem was hit strongly, "I'll show it to you, and by the way, see if there are any demons in our dormitory!" ”
Zhao Xinghe began to walk around the dormitory as he spoke, and there were words in his mouth.
If you don't know that Zhao Xinghe is fine, at first glance it really looks like a master.
"Phew!" Zhao Xinghe stood up suddenly, and his mouth was drinking: "Monster monster, hurry up!" ”
Su Xiaoxiao wanted to laugh, but she couldn't hold back with difficulty, so she could find the monster? That's weird!
"Hey, come and see, hey, there are really monsters in our dormitory!" Suddenly, Zhao Xinghe looked at the compass in his hand fixedly, and shouted excitedly at Su Xiaoxiao, "I tried it in Lao Liu's dormitory just now, but this thing didn't move at all just now, and Lao Tzu almost thought it was bad." ”
"Come and see, she's still turning, but Wu Shujing told me that the place where this pointer stops is where the monster haunts."
Su Xiaoxiao was also curious about this Zhao Xinghe's magic weapon, and there was such a strange thing?
The two of them just stared at the compass in Zhao Xinghe's hand.
Strange to say, the hands of the compass are constantly turning.
"Shh Zhao Xinghe made a silent gesture at Su Xiaoxiao, as if he was afraid of scaring away the monster that existed in the dormitory.
"It's going to stop, it's going to stop!" Zhao Xinghe and Su Xiaoxiao looked at the pointer that had been moving slowly, and there was a hint of expectation on their faces.
Hahaha, I really didn't expect that Wu Shujing actually had such a treasure, he said that he got it unintentionally, if it weren't for his reluctance, Zhao Xinghe really didn't believe it.
I really didn't expect that there were monsters in the room where my master lived!
There is really a way to heaven that you don't take, and there is no door to hell that you want to live in!
Do you really think Master Zhao is a waste of fame?
Under the intently gaze of the two of them, the compass hand finally stopped slowly.
Hold the grass!
Su Xiaoxiao didn't care about it, and jumped to herself.
I saw that the compass only liked to stay in the direction that pointed to himself!
"Uh......" Zhao Xinghe was also dumbfounded.
What a!
It's a shame that you still use it as a treasure, and you actually trick me!
"That...... Su Xiaoxiao? Zhao Xinghe glanced at Su Xiaoxiao, who had become a little strange to himself, and was so beautiful that he was bubbling.
"Huh?" Su Xiaoxiao also responded in fear. At the same time, I couldn't help but sigh in my heart, this thing is really accurate, I remember that the Demon Emperor Wusu just finished speaking, and he has become a monster.
Are you really a monster?
"Well, how can you say it, you're a monster?" Zhao Xinghe was a little embarrassed and asked in a small voice.
"Hey, Zhao Xinghe, what are you talking about, you are a monster!" Of course Su Xiaoxiao didn't admit it, besides, who you said was a monster, it is estimated that no one would admit it.
I thought that Zhao Xinghe would be suspicious, or at least refute it, but he suddenly sighed and said, "Hey, this Wu Shujing, I don't know where I got the broken thing to fool me, damn!" A goblin who hasn't even eaten an egg can have any good treasures! ”
After Zhao Xinghe finished speaking, he threw the compass on the bed angrily.
However, what Zhao Xinghe didn't pay attention to was that although the compass was thrown on the bed, the direction pointed by the pointer was still the direction in which Su Xiaoxiao was standing.
"Don't play anymore, it's boring!" Zhao Xinghe slapped his butt on the bed and sulked alone, this is really evil, either he is motionless, or he is pointing out a person to himself.
Suddenly, Zhao Xinghe remembered something again, and looked at Su Xiaoxiao fixedly.
Zhao Xinghe's gaze made Su Xiaoxiao's heart a little hairy, didn't this thing find something!
"Su Xiaoxiao?" Zhao Xinghe shouted angrily.
"What?" Could it be that this beast is about to be released?
"I remember, just now Xiao Jie said that you were playing a big adventure with her, and you lost? Still coming back in a skirt? ”
Well, Su Xiaoxiao felt that something was wrong.
"Ahem, that, did I say that? You remember wrong! Su Xiaoxiao argued embarrassedly.
"Don't interrupt, when I just came back, I saw a beautiful woman in a skirt, and now that I think about it, it really looks a little similar to your figure!" Zhao Xinghe tilted his head and recalled, and suddenly became excited, "I didn't expect you to be so beautiful in a skirt, why don't you do my brother a favor!" ”
Do him a favor? What does it have to do with coming back in a dress? Su Xiaoxiao felt more and more that things were not good.
"You just say it's okay, besides, you don't know who I am, and I will definitely not treat you badly!"
Zhao Xinghe swore a promise.
"What are you busy with, I won't do anything that hurts the heavens and reason!" Su Xiaoxiao took a step back.
"Don't worry, I can't do anything that hurts heaven and reason, I can't do it if I don't kill people or break the law, you still don't know me?"
Hold the grass, you catch Malik and beat him several times a day, this is still called a can't be called, but fortunately the murder is illegal, if you don't break the law, this thing would have screwed off Malik's head and kicked it as a ball.
"What do you say first?" Su Xiaoxiao didn't believe it.
What if he borrows money, he has double salary, and what if he lets himself sleep with him, this is even his baby's wife...... Okay, okay, don't mention it, besides, if you don't say anything, you have to let people agree, who would dare to agree.
"That ......" Zhao Xinghe hesitated for a moment, and actually began to blush.
I'll it, if this thing blushes, it will definitely not be a good thing, Su Xiaoxiao has goosebumps.
If he dares to say that he will put on a skirt and make him feel refreshed, he will stab him to death!
"That ......" Zhao Xinghe gritted his teeth and let it out, "That, I'll tell you the truth, didn't I tell you before, I slept with a girl, it's the woman who married me and set a baby to kiss!" ”
Ay? Su Xiaoxiao was stunned, he was surprised, he didn't mention it, he said it himself.
"What do you want? Figured it out? Want to go back and marry someone? ”
"Married?" Zhao Xinghe seemed to have heard something big, and his eyes widened, "What do you think, get married, if I want to get married, will I still ask you for help, besides, I have nothing to do with that woman at all, I was drunk that day!" ”
Su Xiaoxiao was stunned, nothing? No, he told himself that he was lost, holding the grass, and this thing lied to himself.