Oh my God, my brother's first kiss!

Ye Zichu's heart was broken, his expression was sad, and his ears were very painful.

Slightly tugging at his ears, he led him forward.

Passing through a rolling coral landscape and turning a few paths paved with beautiful stones, a mysterious underwater forest suddenly appears in front of you!

All kinds of ancient trees and vines, shrubs and flowers, exude colorful light; Colorful fish, bobbing their heads and tails, swimming around; There are even beautiful butterflies, industrious bees, frolicking and chasing.

It's like a beautiful world hidden under the sea, and it's amazing!

Yako's eyes widened, tilted her head, forgot the pain in her ears, and looked at the mysterious and fascinating underwater world in front of her in amazement.

Grandma Gu turned her head, glanced at him, and muttered, "A half-demon is a half-demon, like a turtle." ”

Then he looked at Weiwei worriedly and said, "Miss Weiwei, has this little half-demon been checked?" If there is a disease on the body and it is transmitted to the young lady, it is terrible. ”

Without waiting for a slight answer, Ye Zichu hurriedly said: "I'm sick!" The whole body is sick! Grandma Gu, let me go up quickly, or I'll spread the disease to you." ”

Grandma Gu frowned, stopped, and said, "Miss Weiwei, I think, it's better to strip this little half-demon naked and check it carefully." Otherwise, something really happened, and the old body couldn't bear it. ”

Turning his head slightly, he glanced at Ye Zichu playfully, nodded, and said, "Okay, then check it." ”

Grandma Gu rolled up her sleeves, walked over, and said, "Miss Weiwei, you are a noble and a girl, don't let this lowly and dirty half-demon dirty your eyes." You turn your back and let the old body take a good look. ”

"Oh."

She let go of Ye Zichu's ears slightly, turned her back, and gently swayed her golden hair covered her delicate cheeks with a smile.

Looking at this wrinkled ancient grandmother, stretching out two thin claws, like a demon, approaching step by step, Ye Zichu had a frightened expression on her face, and her heart was shocked and regretful!

The first kiss was snatched, and now even the body has to be seen?

No! Never!

Brother would rather die!

Seeing that somewhat hideous old face was getting closer and closer, Ye Zichu suddenly screamed, hid beside Wei Wei in horror, poked his head out, and pleaded with a crying voice: "Grandma Gu, spare your life...... I'm not sick, I swear, I'm not sick......"

Miss Weiwei looked at him sideways, and said with a hint of schadenfreude on the corner of her mouth: "But, little half-demon, it was obviously you who said it yourself just now, you are sick, and your whole body is sick." Be obedient, it's better to let Grandma Gu strip you naked and check it well, Grandma Gu's hands are very gentle. ”

“……”

Yezi wanted to cry without tears, grabbed her arm with both hands and begged: "Miss Weiwei, help......"

Grandma Gu's fat body suddenly appeared behind him, grabbed his neck, and said in a dark voice: "Little half-demon, lie down obediently, don't struggle, don't resist, it's useless." ”

Ye Zichu's face changed greatly, he hugged Miss Weiwei's arm, his two legs tightly wrapped around her slender legs, and shouted in horror: "Miss Weiwei! As long as you save me, I am willing to give everything I have! Including me, a virgin who has been preserved for sixteen years! Woowoo woo ......"

Smiling slightly, he didn't seem to be angry at all for his frivolous actions and words, but stretched out his hand, stroked his head, and said, "Little half-demon, are there still pearls?" ”

Ye Zichu nodded hurriedly and said, "Yes!" And also! As long as Miss Weiwei saves me, I am willing to dedicate all my pearls to you! ”

Turning his head slightly, he looked at Grandma Gu and said, "You also saw that he was so close to me, hugging and pestering, if he was sick, wouldn't I be going to die?" ”

Grandma Gu looked at her with some consternation, and said puzzledly: "Miss Weiwei, this little half-demon is so light on you, why don't you kill him?" Just for a pearl? ”

Shaking his head slightly, he smiled brightly: "Not one pearl, but, a lot of pearls." Someone's pearl is useless, someone's pearl is priceless, Grandma Gu, you don't understand. ”

Grandma Gu frowned, let go of her hand, and said, "Since Miss Weiwei said that he is not sick, then, I will treat him as if he is not sick." However, Miss wants to kill the dog to practice her courage, this little half-demon, I'm afraid she won't live long. ”

His eyes flashed slightly, and he said with a smile: "Grandma Gu, why don't we make a bet?" ”

Grandma Gu was stunned when she heard this, and said, "What kind of bet?" ”

He glanced down slightly at the little half-demon who was still wrapped around him, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly, and said, "Let's bet, your young lady, are you willing to kill this cute little half-demon." I bet, she can't bear it. Not only reluctant, but also, very reluctant. Grandma Gu, do you believe it? ”

As soon as these words came out, Grandma Gu's face was suddenly full of astonishment.

Immediately, the obese mermaid old man shook his head, looked at the little half-demon in front of him with some shock, and said in disbelief: "Forget it, Miss Weiwei, the old body doesn't dare to bet with you." From childhood to adulthood, no one can win the bet with you, and the old body doesn't want to lose the old age. ”

Miss Weiwei smiled slightly and did not speak again.

Grandma Gu couldn't help but say, "This little half-demon ...... Miss Weiwei, can you tell the old man what his origin is? In your nature, you have never been so kind to anyone. ”

He shook his head slightly, but did not answer, and his blue eyes, which were as bright as jewels, revealed a mysterious and deep light.

Yezi suddenly let go of her, took a few steps back, raised his hand, held the woodcutter on his waist, and said with some shame: "I'm sorry, Miss Weiwei, I lied to you...... I don't have pearls on me......"

Who knew that the blonde girl was not angry, but looked at him with a smile and said, "It's okay, when the time comes, you will have it." ”

When the time comes?

So, when is the time?

Ye Zichu looked at her with some puzzlement, why did this girl seem to know him better than himself?

Grandma Gu squinted her eyes on the side, and said predictably: "Little half-demon, you are holding that broken knife in your hand, are you ready to do it?" ”

Ye Zichu let go of the handle of the knife, shook his head, and said, "No." ”

Just kidding, this is the depths of the sea.

Even if he really won the battle against these people, where would he go?

Without them, he would not have been able to leave this place alone.

Therefore, he can only wait and see what happens.

Grandma Gu sneered, and was about to go over and snatch the woodcutter from his waist, when Weiwei, who was next to her, naturally turned sideways, stopped her, and said with a smile: "Grandma Gu, let's go quickly, I'm afraid your young lady is shouting about committing suicide again." If no one was watching, I'm afraid she would have killed herself. ”

As soon as these words came out, Grandma Gu's face changed suddenly, she didn't dare to delay any longer, she turned around and swept out, and her fat and bloated body rolled out like a ball of meat.

Retracted his gaze slightly, turned his head, looked at the woodcutter on Ye Zichu's waist, and said, "Little half-demon, your knife has been touched by a woman, right?" ”

Yezi was slightly stunned at the beginning, thinking of Minnie, the pretty girl who looked like a butterfly.

He sighed slightly, and said with a far-reaching gaze: "This knife is a man's knife." If you are touched by a woman, it will be very ominous......"

Ye Zichu said strangely: "Miss Weiwei, do you know this knife?" ”

After a slight trance, he smiled and said: "Of course I know, it's just a tattered woodcutter, who wouldn't know it?" The woodcutters in the mountains are all armed with these knives. ”

Ye Zichu was a little disappointed, raised his hand, touched the knife on his waist, and said in a low voice: "Listen to grandma, it was left to me by my father." But I don't know who my father is, where he is, whether he lives or dies......"

He shrugged his shoulders slightly and said, "I don't know either." ”

She didn't know if she meant that she didn't know his father either, or that she didn't know her own father either.

Ye Zichu didn't seem to hear it, his fingers rubbed the hilt, and he muttered, "Although it's just a very old woodcutter, I like it very much......"

Looking at the look on his face, his heart trembled slightly, and after being silent for a while, Fang said softly: "Little half-demon, if one day...... What do you like and care about very much, but suddenly it is gone? Suddenly disappeared from this world? What will you do? ”

Ye Zichu raised his head, looked at her, clenched the knife in his hand, and said, "I will use my knife to guard it, and guard anything I like and care about!" ”

Wei didn't speak, blue eyes, looked at him complicatedly, and then walked ahead.

And in her heart, she was muttering: "Also the girl who beat you and scolded you, but made you think of it all the time - Miss Minnie?" ”

"Ahh

Minnie, who was walking in the dark forest, suddenly sneezed and looked sullen.

Dressed in a fiery red dress and holding the bear, she followed in the same sullen manner, turning back three times at a time, sometimes looking around, and then disappointed.

"What do you see? No matter how you look at it, that ungrateful, cheap and smelly little perverted dog will not come back! People may be lying in the arms of that fat panda now, kissing me with the fat panda, I will grab and pinch it, so I won't miss you! ”

Minnie patted her on the head, a look of hatred that made iron and steel.

Xiao Xueni pursed her lips and said, "No, the puppy won't like the fat panda, it must be the fat panda who threatened the puppy and kidnapped him." Minnie, why don't we go and get the puppy back, okay? ”

"Good your sister! In the future, I am not allowed to mention the unfortunate king who has been abandoned from the beginning! People don't want you anymore, are you still going? Isn't it enough to be ashamed? ”

Minnie reprimanded angrily.

"Woo......"

Xiao Xueni whimpered, her eyes gradually filled with tears, and she lowered her head aggrievedly.

Minnie's heart softened, and she sighed faintly, then opened her arms and gently hugged her in her arms.

Boer held his sword on the ground and said, "Princess, otherwise, let's not go back yet, let's go and catch that little half-demon first." ”

Xue Lan crossed her arms, leaned against a big tree, looked at him coldly, and said, "Are you sure, it's catching?" ”

Bol was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly thought of the terrible thing about the little half-demon, and his expression suddenly froze, so he had to say in a sneering voice: "Yes, let's go and invite him back." What do you think? ”

No one spoke.

No one agreed, and no one objected.

Xiao Bula was dressed in a black dress, wearing a black hat, and her long black hair was scattered, and she was still standing behind Xiao Xueni like a ghost, motionless, and there was no expression on her face.

After a few quiet breaths, Xiao Xueni's white and tender little hands slowly raised, and with a crying voice, she said weakly: "I...... I'm in favor. ”

"Minor, in favor of invalidation!"

Minnie coldly pronounced the verdict, and then took her little hand off.

Xiao Bula's little hand that was raised just now was also taken down by Minnie Mouse without moving, and sneered: "Two minors, still want to play voting?" Wish for the moon! ”

As she spoke, she raised her fist and said, "I'm against it!" ”

Then, with her cold gaze, she looked at Bol and Xue Lan.

Bol's neck shrank, and he had to raise his fist weakly, "I...... I'm against it too. ”

Minnie's cold gaze turned to Snow Blue again.

Snow Blue: "Uh...... I'd better stay neutral. ”

Minnie Triumphantly said, "Good! The majority obeys the minority, let's go, it's time for us to move on. ”

Xiao Xueni wiped her tears and whimpered: "Minnie, you are ...... Laipi"

Minnie Mouse raised her fist, shook it in front of her, and snorted, "When you're bigger than mine, you can too." ”

"Woo woo, you Rippy! You Rippy! Woowoowoo......"