"Click! Click! Click......"

Countless cameras are being pointed at the presenter on stage to take pictures.

The host bowed deeply quite elegantly, then picked up the microphone in his hand, and said slowly: "Everyone be quiet first, today's protagonist is not me." ”

"Not you?"

"Even if the protagonist isn't you, you're a big horn that we can't ignore!"

"yes, yes."

The host smiled helplessly: "I didn't lie to you, the two of them are celebrities who are famous all over the world." ”

"A celebrity? Aren't you? ”

"Who the hell is that?"

"That's right, don't sell it!"

The reporters and the audience standing at the bottom of the stage kept urging, and the atmosphere was very lively.

"Ahem." The host cleared his throat and said in an extremely solemn tone, "I invite Yu Xian, a famous online writer, musician, poet, filmmaker, screenwriter, and director!" Everyone is welcome! ”

The next moment, on the right side of the stage, a young man wearing a suit and leather shoes and good looks walked out - Yu Xian!

"Oh my God! It's Yu Xian! ”

"Impossible! My God, it really is Him! ”

"Oh! Hey, don't squeeze me, I'm going to take pictures too! ”

Because of Yu Xian's appearance, the scene suddenly became a pot of porridge.

"Don't get excited, don't get excited, there's a big guy coming out soon. The current president of the Stars and Stripes - Te Lang Po! ”

As soon as the host finished speaking, a slightly chubby foreigner trotted all the way from the left side of the stage to Yu Xian.

Telangpu excitedly said in non-standard Chinese: "Yu Xian! Are you really Yu Xian? ”

"Yes......" Yu Xian was a little at a loss, after all, the other party was a big man who was famous all over the world.

"Oh, my God! I've finally met you! I like your book "The Legend of Wukong" the most, and I also read the original Chinese version of this book! "I adore you so much, can I shake your hand?" ”

"It's a great honor." Yu Xian saw that Telangpu had stretched out his hand, and he also raised his right arm.

"Smack!" Before Yu Xian's hand was fully raised, Telangpu suddenly slapped Yu Xian.

"This ......" Yu Xian looked at Telangpu with an excited face in shock, unable to understand what he had just done.

"Smack!" Who knows, the special wave flutter backhand is another slap in the face!

"Smack! Smack! Bang Bang Bang! ”

"Holy! Li big troll, what are you doing! Yu Xian suddenly woke up from his dream, and as soon as his eyes opened, he saw Li Dafen's sturdy figure and the big hand hanging on his face.

"Don't you see what time it is? The sun is about to dry you into salted fish! Li Dafen took out his mobile phone and pointed the screen towards Yu Xian.

The screen is clearly displayed:

10:56 a.m. Beijing time

"It's not eleven o'clock yet! As the saying goes, people are iron, and beds are magnets! I don't care, I'm sucked and can't get up! Yu Xian turned over, pulled up the quilt and covered his head.

"Are you sure you don't get up?" Li Dafen asked.

"No, no, never!" Yu Xian replied categorically.

"Alas, Xiao Taozi, Salted Fish won't go to his own banquet, let's go eat hot pot by ourselves!"

"What feast?! Eating hot pot? Hearing "eat", Yu Xian instantly sat up from the bed.

"Didn't Wednesday say yes? If you pass the audition, you will go to the 'Wanwei Shabu' on Sunday and invite you to a congratulatory banquet. Forget it, you can't get up anyway, Xiao Taozi, Chen Xu, let's go, don't wait for salted fish! Li Dafen shouted and walked out of the dormitory quickly.

"Don't! Wait for me, I'll go, I'll go......"

……

A corner of Wanwei Shabu.

"Hahahaha, Chen Xu, how much do you like to eat see you tomorrow? Complementing form with form? Xu Tao picked up a piece of beef, put it in the dipping saucer, stirred it twice, and put it in his mouth.

"What see you tomorrow? See you tomorrow? Li Dafen asked as he chewed on a large slice of meat.

"It's enoki mushrooms, that thing is not easy to digest, in most cases, what goes in and what comes out, isn't this 'see you tomorrow'?"

"Little Taozi, you're so disgusting! I don't want people to eat well! Chen Xu glanced at Xu Tao and continued to put enoki mushrooms into his mouth.

"Shouldn't the focus of Xu Tao's sentence be 'form to supplement form'......" Yu Xian took a sip of clear soup and complained in a low voice.

"Eh, Yu Xian, I'm out of dipping sauce, help me make a plate." Li Dafen handed the dipping dish to Yu Xian.

"Huh? Oh, okay. Yu Xian took the dipping dish, and just got up and didn't take a few steps before he froze in place.

"What's the matter, salted fish? Hey! You're not going to get sleepy again, are you? Li Dafen noticed Yu Xian's strange appearance and shouted loudly.

Yu Xian ignored Li Dafen, and looked at the girl wearing the school uniform of Pengcheng Experimental Middle School not far in front of him.

The girl is mixing her favorite flavors in the dipping self-picking area, and from time to time she is laughing with two girls wearing the same school uniform next to her.

Suddenly, one of the girls poked the girl and pointed at Yu Xian.

The girl quietly looked back, and when she saw Yu Xian, her eyes instantly increased.

The girl quickly put down the dipping plate in her hand, and took a few big strides and went straight to Yu Xian: "Brother! ”

Yu Jiajia pounced into Yu Xian's arms, hugged Yu Xian tightly, and her head kept moving.

"Uh...... Jiajia, Jiajia! So many people are watching! Yu Xian looked at the eyes of the passers-by around him and pushed Yu Jiajia away in a panic.

"Brother! Didn't you say there was something important? Why did I meet you at Wanwei Shabu? Yu Jiajia pursed her red lips squeamishly and wrinkled her delicate little nose.

"Uh...... This ......"

"Yu Jiajia, right? That's the case, your brother and he participated in the audition of the top ten songs on campus yesterday and entered the semi-finals, so we came to dinner today to celebrate. Xu Tao came over to help Yu Xian explain.

"You are?"

"Oh, my name is Xu Tao, and I'm your brother's roommate." Xu Tao introduced politely, then turned around and continued, "His name is Li Dafen, and the other is Chen Xu. ”

"Jiajia, who are they?" Two girls dressed in school uniforms from Pengcheng Experimental Middle School walked over.

"Now, this is what my brother often tells you. And also...... The three of them were my brother's roommates. After Yu Jiajia answered, she pointed to the two girls in turn, "His name is Guo Jiaqi, and her name is Lin Xu." ”

"They...... It's a college student, right? Guo Jiaqi, who was a little chubby, looked at the four boys in front of him and asked casually.

"Uh...... Yes. Yu Xian smiled bitterly.

"Pengcheng University?" Guo Jiaqi asked.

"No...... It is Pengcheng Vocational and Technical College. Yu Xian unconsciously gritted his teeth when he said it.

"Jiajia, your brother actually went to vocational school?"

"Jiaqi, that's a junior college, a university, not a vocational school." Yu Jiajia corrected carefully.

"What's the difference? It's not ...... yet" Guo Jiaqi's eyes changed subtly, which contained disdain and contempt.

Yu Xian was also very helpless. Pengcheng Experimental High School is the best high school in Pengcheng, with a rate of more than 90 percent, and even the worst students go to at least two universities.

As an elder brother, Yu Xian is in a junior college, which is far from his sister Jiajia.

"Little Bichi, how do you talk?!" Li Dafen, who was sitting on the side, couldn't stand it anymore, slapped it on the table, stood up suddenly, and pointed at Guo Jiaqi and yelled.

"Cut, who to scare? People who go to vocational schools are of low quality! Guo Jiaqi said this, but her body still subconsciously shrank back.

"Vocational school? Scold! What happened to vocational schools? What about one? What about graduate students and doctoral students? Now this society eats by ability! Life is not decided by a piece of bad paper alone! What are you, little girl, mocking us? ”

"Dafen, calm down." Yu Xian hurriedly stopped Li Dafen, who was about to rush forward, for fear that he would cause some trouble.

"Brother......" Yu Jiajia bit her lip lightly, and anxiously pulled the corner of Guo Jiaqi's clothes, "Jiaqi, don't say it, let's go." ”

"Humph!" Guo Jiaqi stomped his feet, turned around and just took two steps, and then turned back, "Look down on the diploma? When I am admitted to the doctorate, I will slap you in the face after I get into the mix! ”

"! Are you awesome when you get a doctorate? If you can get a doctorate, I can still sleep with a doctorate! ”

"Alright, you can say a few words!" Yu Xian glanced at Li Dafen, looked at the back of Yu Jiajia and his party and let out a long sigh.

Yes, he is a junior college student, and in this era when there are more undergraduates than cabbage, he is just a junior college student.

In his previous life, he was despised by relatives, friends, or various other people because of this. Now, after being reborn, he still carries this unpleasant name on his back.

"What about college students? I'm no longer the Yu Xian of the original waste wood! Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, don't bully the poor youth! ”