Chapter 117
Brat! Masturbating each other?
Yezi's heart moved, and he ran over quickly.
However, when he and the red panda arrived at the scene of the incident, the mutual pet baby had already fled and disappeared.
Sun Xingzhi was the only one left, still standing on the stone, tilting his head and scolding at it.
"Monkey, what's going on?"
Yezichu looked up a few times and asked curiously.
Sun Xingzhi stopped cursing and said angrily: "Master, when I walked here just now, there was a little kid on it, peeing on me, fortunately I reacted quickly and avoided it. If it weren't for the fact that he was a child, my grandson would have flown up and eat him! ”
Yezi Chu said with burning eyes: "What kind of child? ”
Sun Xingzhi recalled: "Undressed, short and fat, ugly and dark, as if crawling out of some mud pit, even more disgusting than a fat panda." ”
When the red panda heard this, he immediately became furious, raised his fist, and was ready to rush over to fight her.
Ye Zichu hurriedly stopped her and said, "Forget it, this monkey is cheap, don't pay attention to her." ”
Sun Xingzhi rolled his eyelids and glanced at the red panda, his face full of contempt.
Yezichu was afraid that the conflict between the two would escalate, so he had to say: "Monkey, continue to go ahead to open the way, if you see that child again, remember to arrest him back and let the teacher interrogate him properly." ”
Sun Xingzhi's face changed, and he looked at him with a strange expression and said, "Master, why are you so perverted, you are so interested in the little kid, you ......"
"Ahh Minnie ......"
"Ahh I was wrong! I'm a! I'm going to smack, please don't read it......"
As he spoke, the monkey unceremoniously pointed at his monkey's mouth and "snapped" into a fight, with a flattering and flattering face.
The corners of Yezichu's mouth twitched, and he kicked her ass, shouting, "Get away!" Seeing your insulting appearance of the Great Sage, I am disgusted! ”
Sun Xingzhi rubbed the monkey's buttocks, flattened his mouth, and sobbed, Fang walked to the front with a look of grievance, and muttered in his mouth: "Master is so bad, he loves the murderer's family, woo woo woo ......"
“……”
Yezi pretended not to hear it, turned his head to look at the red panda and said, "By the way, Maomao, I don't know what your name is?" ”
The red panda glared and said angrily: "It's called Sister Cat!" ”
Ye Zichu let out an "oh", put his arm on her shoulder affectionately and said, "Maomao, what's your name?" ”
The red panda snorted coldly: "Didn't you already know? My sister's surname is Xiong, her name is Kitten, and her full name is Bear Kitten! ”
"Kitten Bear?"
Ye Zichu said in surprise: "No wonder that great wizard will turn you into a red panda, it matches your name very well." ”
"It's like you're paralyzed!"
As soon as he thought of this, the red panda was furious, and he clenched the panda's fist and was ready to give him another punch.
Ye Zichu hurriedly clenched her fist and persuaded, "Cat, lady." ”
"Let go of your dog's paws!"
Kitten Bear glared at him and withdrew his fist.
Although she is now a red panda, she is a female panda after all, and men and women are not kissed, doesn't this ungrateful stinky half-demon know?
"That Miss Minnie is right, you're a little perverted dog!"
The bear kitten snorted coldly.
Ye Zichu froze for a moment, awkwardly withdrew the hand that was on her shoulder, and said, "To be honest, Maomao, I forgot that you were human." Even if I remember that you are human, I don't think of you as a girl......"
"Stinky half-demon, you are looking for death!"
The bear kitten screamed angrily, clenched his fists, and began to quickly raise his arms, ready to give him a punch that he would never forget.
Ye Zichu immediately said loudly: "Monkey, escort!" ”
"Phew! What demon dares to be presumptuous in front of my master! Take your life! ”
Sun Xingzhi appeared above the heads of the two of them with a somersault, and the golden hoop stick in his hand whirled and swirled, falling down like a helicopter.
The bear kitten's face changed, and he had to release his fist in hatred, pointing behind him and saying, "The demon has been seriously injured and has been beaten away by Benda." ”
The beginning of the night: "......"
"Oh, go to the old grandson!"
Sun Xingzhi had two legs and one leg, and moved out sideways with a "boom", a leopard-print short skirt, and a hunting sound.
I don't know if she did it on purpose, or if she would be so coquettish herself, her ass twisted unusually jubilantly, and her tail cocked, as if she was going to shit.
"Gross-"
Ye Zichu vomited to the side and hurriedly shifted his gaze.
The bear kitten looked at him viciously, clenched his fists and gritted his teeth, and said, "Dog fights monkey situation!" Come to a sticky end! ”
Ye Zichu took the opportunity to stroke her shrugged little fist and said, "Cat, don't be angry, anger will make people old." ”
The bear kitten said angrily: "My sister is profound, and she is not afraid of getting old!" ”
Yezi Chu said: "Anger will make people ugly." ”
The bear kitten snorted coldly: "Sister is naturally beautiful, not afraid of ugliness!" ”
Yezi Chu said: "People who are angry will get fatter and fatter." ”
The bear kitten was stunned for a moment, then let go of his fist, and said with a smile on his face: "Chuchu, let's go, sister will take you to solve the spell, hehe, I'm really happy today." ”
The beginning of the night: "......"
Passing through the canyon, the road ahead suddenly opens up.
Sun Xingzhi cocked his orchid fingers and carried the hem of his little short skirt, and ran back with a jump: "Master, there are two roads ahead, where should we go?" ”
Then she looked at the smiling bear kitten, was stunned for a moment, and said suspiciously: "Fat panda, do you have cramps in your face?" ”
"I'll pump you ......"
The bear kitten was about to scold angrily, but suddenly remembered that he couldn't be angry, so he had to endure it, and said with a smile on his face: "No, my sister is very good." Sister Monkey, you're wearing something so sexy. ”
Sun Xingzhi was taken aback by her sudden change of attitude, took a few steps back, turned his head and asked Yezichu: "Master, this animal of yours is probably suffering from rabies, and it is very abnormal to laugh, isn't it that Master just bit her?" ”
This scolding scolded the two of them, and the female monkey was really sharp-toothed.
The bear kitten still laughed again, but gritted his teeth and clenched his fists.
Ye Zichu hooked his hand and said, "Come, monkey, come here, and tell you what rabies is." ”
Sun Xingzhi smiled, but refused to go over, and said, "Master......"
Ye Zichu walked up to her, squinted and said, "Monkey, I heard that you miss Minnie, right?" ”
"Poof!"
Sun Xingzhi's face changed, he directly bent his knees, knelt on the ground, and said with a bitter face: "Master, spare ...... life"
Yezichu stopped in front of her, raised his hand, stroked her head, sighed, and said slowly: "Not only do you miss her, but you also want to be a teacher...... Minnie ......"
"Ahh Master! Please don't think about her, I'm willing to become a super beauty, oh no, it's a hundred thousand super big beauties, serving you every day and night, woo woo woo ......"
As soon as Sun Xingzhi heard these two words, he trembled with fright.
He had a splitting headache, life was worse than death, and he didn't want to try it again.
"Oh, you're going to change seventy-two?"
Yezi was stunned when he heard this, and then said with surprise on his face.
Sun Xingzhi raised his head and said with tears in his eyes: "No, Master, the apprentice will only change thirty-six times, but the apprentice can become countless different beauties...... Woo, as long as you don't pronounce those two words anymore, Master, the disciple is willing...... Woo, the apprentice is willing to become any beauty, let the master pick it, let the master ravage it...... Woowoo woo ......"
Thinking of the grievances, thinking of her ice-clear and jade female monkey virgin body, it is likely to be taken away by this little half-demon, she suddenly burst into tears and was very sad.
"Gross-"
Thinking of the appearance of this female monkey turning into a beautiful woman scratching her head, Ye Zichu's stomach suddenly churned, and she hurriedly ran to the side and retched.